the other day
Derek and I got the BEST wedding present from baby momma we ever could have. A print out of her myspace profile showing how irresponsible and horrible she is. Saying that she loves drinking, going to strip clubs, giving lap dances, smoking weed, "the wet thing between girls' legs", ect....she's only 19, so the drinking thing will probably get her in a lot of trouble. Half her pictures have the caption of "I'm so drunk", "I'm so stoned", or "I'm so fucked up". She really is a pathetic human being. What she doesn't know is that she completely fucked herself of ever getting custody of Landon....or even joint custody. She may be able to pass a piss test NOW, but she can't pass a hair sample test.
Anyways, we have to go pick up our couches soon.
Anyways, we have to go pick up our couches soon.