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Ahhhh, hello, hello! Saaaaaalutations, especially to the kind ladies out there, daring another beautiful day. May you have a thousand opportunities to smile brightly.
As it happens, two of my bits of news today might hinder that. Please forgive me, won't you?
Firstly, I was hoping for a bit of a hand: could everyone please be on the look out for otpurr? I'm afraid her recent communication was a bit ... odd. And she's unfortunately gone missing. Please don't worry, I'm sure she's perfectly fine! It's only that it would be nice to find her and tell her not to frighten us quite so next time, wouldn't it?
This should help you spot her at once:
If anyone would like to help look for her personally, trollsbackwards, the little elf, said she rather likes caves, so... I think that means she might be in Xanadu, or the Underground. Please be careful.
Secondly: Mr. caughtthebullet has left the City. I'm sure a number of you recall his kindness, always involved in humanitarian projects, helping us host so many events, and single-handedly exposing the constant danger in which certain species find themselves. Even though I'm sure he'll be happier at home, it's still a great loss to us: he was something of an inspiration. But don't worry! We can all honour him by carrying on his legacy through the Adrian Veidt Baby Sea Cow and Marine Life Fund. He'd like that, I think.
And thirdly, well - given everything, I suppose the timing isn't at its luckiest. In fact, some would say it's outright inconvenience, or a bad omen. But I think the lovely person I'm about to introduce can certainly brave this kind of omen:
commoneresque, the Ouran Host Club's newest member. Please keep Haruhi in your favour.
[ ooc: Debs said it's all right to find an injured otpurr, but please contact her for details! ]