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Beautiful ladies tormented by dark, secret pasts of which you are never guilty, but for which you always self-blame - demoiselles swooning after your first loves, long lost daughters of royalty that conveniently realize their status in times for a rather improvised, but heartfelt matrimony, and young gentlemen finally daring your fortune to protect the ones you love -- worry not!
Your humble Unicorn protector is here to look after your dreams and happiness*
The Unicorn wishes for nothing more than to hear about your romantic plights and give you fair counsel. Although a bit of apple here and there wouldn't be remiss either.
*dreams and happiness available from the nearest side character's most certainly not suspicious hut in the woods, which will give you the opportunity for a nice rest and sanctuary during your third obligatory chase scene.
[ ooc: note that he is only dressed up as a romance novel speshul unicorn friend, not actually... a unicorn... but he thinks he is one, and he wants to help with your romance!!!! Sob. ]