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Aug 19, 2006 19:33

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Accidentally kicked the box that's full of my dog's toys, right? And I hear this VOICE.

I can't even make out what it's saying, but it's clearly recorded and coming from the box. I do the natural thing and kick it again.

"TASHA, want a BISCUIT?" my mother's voice says. It sounds as if she were talking to a three-year-old - that kind of overenunciation and pedantic tone.

My mother is leaving my dog messages through her toys.

What the...?

I don't even want to know where she got a ball that RECORDS THINGS and speaks them again when you mess with it.

I just don't want to know.

one big happy family, random funnies, omgotherpeople?, charlotte is weird

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