I don't think those were regular pan scrapings in my dinner ( Read more... )

It's been a pretty good Sunday.

I thought for a little bit about whether anyone should really eat anything this color, but Easter is soon, and St. Pat's is tomorrow, so ( I indulged )

Oooh, my teeth hurt. My whole head hurts.

Is it the wind chill, or is it scurvy?

and what's more unusual?

The tenant boiling cabbage, the tenant vacuuming, or me chronicling both/neither, after spending a day hallucinatorily ill?

Sometimes it's all a police procedural waiting to happen.

My gums are receeding. My back is aching. Christmas is coming!

I've got the workplace holiday baking to do. And the workplace holiday decorating.

I'm looking forward to 5 minutes of my own company before the end of the year.

If I raise my left arm up over my head, bend at the elbow and rest my forearm on my head, my back stops hurting ( Read more... )

I went in to work today with an eyewateringly-awful headache because I'd be the only management type around.

Someone had to be in case some snap managing or deciding had to be done.

No worried head darkened my office door all day. Not even so much as a "Good morning!"

The next time I stub my toe I'm taking a week off.

Holy Crap! My dad will ( Read more... )

My gas gauge must have heard me trash talking about it on the internet last night, because this morning it practically screamed "Look! Look how full I am! I couldn't be fuller!" at me ( Read more... )

All of last night's pain has gone on a day trip and has found an affordable youth hostel at my midsection.

Didn't I say I had a massive library pickup tomorrow?

And everyone else already called in for Monday off.

I wish I was an even more unfeeling library automaton.

My eye drops are a bit past their expiry date, and they're doing nothing for the imbedded shards of glass feeling. I've even been thinking about lonely kittens, hoping some natural tears would well up, but no luck ( Read more... )