Best/ worst things to say on a first date.

1. How do you feel about non-consenting third parties?
2. I just got tested for the clap this past Monday. Fingers crossed!
3. Once I found a tick on my balls.
4. You're my first date in eight years -- my boyfriend died in prison.
5. I forgot my wallet at home -- could you cover this?

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Halloween: I'm going to Of Montreal

Hallow's Eve: I DUNNO LET'S DO STUFF

Costume: I DUNNO SOMEONE DRESS ME

I think I'm infertile! =(

I cannot believe that it still works 

 oh my god, i fuckin love you.

whatever , rebecca...

IANR,I D'N-
all this shit about the various concepts and shapes of time i have been reading about is not helping me, either. sure misery is becoming and so easy to romanticize but seriously, there's a limit.  I've been absent for a fuckin long time so i don't remember a thing.

I am depending on Julia to gather me up.

SLOW DOWN!

i went to see a show. the wordless music series, in the church on columbus avenue (in new york cityy).  guess who sat behind us? david byrne. yes, that's right, david byrne from the talking heads. he asked me if i'd lost my hat. i said no. i should have pretended and taken it.

 don't know what to do