...Spoons.

[space_ripper]

I like these spoons.

So much, I'm putting them on the walls. I think they add a nice shiny touch here...

Also, Vanilla Ice, you need to wear the clothes I left on your bed.

((More crazy Dio. He has wallpapered the mansion with spoons and left a gimp suit for Vanilla Ice to wear on his bed.))

Comments

[emperor_cowboy]

Might I ask... why spoons?

Why not forks?

[space_ripper]

The forks are keeping my knives company. The spoons were threatening the knives and needed to be put in their proper place.

[emperor_cowboy]

You just said you like the spoons though... as such, wouldn't you have let the spoons do as they wish?

[space_ripper]

Are you questioning me? Are you sure you want to do that?

[shoot0me0again]

A metal-based endeavor, hm? I'm sure I could help.

[space_ripper]

You would help me stick these to my walls?

[shoot0me0again]

Sure.

[space_ripper]

...There will be a box of cutlery sitting near the doorway.

[rocknroll_hair]

....I'm moving out.

[space_ripper]

So soon? Are you sure you don't wish to stay to help me redecorate?

[rocknroll_hair]

Yes I'm sure. I'll go live in Rohan's attic or something.

[[he thinks your stupid enough to put them at angles where the sun will hit it.]]

[space_ripper]

Not like you need to worry about sunlight...