...Spoons.

[space_ripper]

I like these spoons.

So much, I'm putting them on the walls. I think they add a nice shiny touch here...

Also, Vanilla Ice, you need to wear the clothes I left on your bed.

((More crazy Dio. He has wallpapered the mansion with spoons and left a gimp suit for Vanilla Ice to wear on his bed.))

Comments

[emperor_cowboy]

Might I ask... why spoons?

Why not forks?

[space_ripper]

The forks are keeping my knives company. The spoons were threatening the knives and needed to be put in their proper place.

[emperor_cowboy]

You just said you like the spoons though... as such, wouldn't you have let the spoons do as they wish?

[space_ripper]

Are you questioning me? Are you sure you want to do that?

[emperor_cowboy]

Yes-- I mean, no.

No, of course not. Not, at this moment with the spoons and the forks, I thought that, well perhaps the knives could've looked...

More... shiny?

[space_ripper]

...I think the knives could go along with the spoons. I think I'll go do that...or would you like to help me glue these things to their new place?

[emperor_cowboy]

Why would I wanna help you do something like that?

I'd love to, but I'm not going to right now. For the simple matter that I'm sure you'd rather do your project by yourself.

[space_ripper]

Because you might live longer that way.

Are you sure you don't want to help?

[emperor_cowboy]

You've brought up a very good point...

N--

Actually... when you put it that way, I'm sure I could help out! That is, if you need it.

Which I'm sure you do. Not that I'm saying you're incapable of doing it alone, I'm just saying that if you want to do it alone, you can. Though it would appear that you don't want to, so I'll help you glue eating utensils to the walls if that's what you'd want.

[space_ripper]

I do want your help. I'll be waiting at the bottom of the stairs with the knives.

...

And the forks. They're lonely.

[emperor_cowboy]

Wouldn't you want to put the forks up before the knives thought, if the spoons were threatening them?

[space_ripper]

...

You talk too much.

...

But you're right. The forks go first. You can handle the forks.

[emperor_cowboy]

What if I fall and stab myself?

[space_ripper]

Then I'd clean up the mess. I certainly do hope you fall and stab yourself.

[emperor_cowboy]

Though I wouldn't be very useful for you then...!

[space_ripper]

Hol Horse. Start gluing these forks to my walls or it will be your organs on them instead.