...Spoons.

[space_ripper]

I like these spoons.

So much, I'm putting them on the walls. I think they add a nice shiny touch here...

Also, Vanilla Ice, you need to wear the clothes I left on your bed.

((More crazy Dio. He has wallpapered the mansion with spoons and left a gimp suit for Vanilla Ice to wear on his bed.))

Comments

[rocknroll_hair]

....I'm moving out.

[space_ripper]

So soon? Are you sure you don't wish to stay to help me redecorate?

[rocknroll_hair]

Yes I'm sure. I'll go live in Rohan's attic or something.

[[he thinks your stupid enough to put them at angles where the sun will hit it.]]

[space_ripper]

Not like you need to worry about sunlight...

[rocknroll_hair]

Yeah but I have a habit of wanting something over my head when I actually do sleep.

[space_ripper]

There's a roof. AND THERE WILL STILL BE A ROOF UNLESS ICE FUCKING DESTROYS IT AGAIN. I WILL FUCKING GUT HIM IF HE TEARS UP THE ROOF ONE MORE FUCKING TIME!!

[rocknroll_hair]

...I meant to say that as I don't like sleeping outside....and I think...you need some quality time alone with your...happy...man slaves with hats and spoon wallpaper.

[space_ripper]

Quality time? I don't need quality time. I think if I spend any more time alone with them, I'm going to kill everyone and everything in a 10 mile radius...and then decorate with their intestines.

[rocknroll_hair]

....So if I leave your house there's going to be 10 miles radius genocide....hmmmm.

[space_ripper]

Yes. That's correct.

[rocknroll_hair]

...Ok bye then.

[space_ripper]

DON'T FUCKING LEAVE ME HERE WITH THEM

[rocknroll_hair]

Ask your other man servant to save you.

[space_ripper]

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[rocknroll_hair]

....Dio?

[space_ripper]

...holy diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea.