I don't know how many on my flist have heard of a feed called
overheardinny, but it's funny as hell. People post stuff they've overheard other people saying in New York City. This was in today's feed:
Guy: Original flavored yogurt tastes terrible.
Girl #1: You should have seen the faces he was making.
Girl #2: Why? Does it taste like semen?
Guy: I wouldn't know, would you?
Girl #2: I don't know; I've never tasted plain yogurt before!
::falls over ded from laughter::