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soyouwannaplay

First Hit [English//Audio//Open Commentlog]

May 02, 2010 21:04

Okay, asswipes. I’ve seen Saw, I know what you’re trying to do here. And it’s not cute. What have you done with Kick-Ass? We’re kind of in the middle of something. Jesus, he’s such a little bitch… He’s probably tied to a chair again. If you’ve done anything to him, you cunts are going to have another thing coming.

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lilyground May 3 2010, 02:27:58 UTC

What? Um, welcome?

soyouwannaplay May 3 2010, 02:32:06 UTC

Hi. You the MC around here?

lilyground May 3 2010, 02:33:55 UTC

Umm, no. My name is Lily. You're on Isle de Saphir, but that's because we made port. Usually we're on the MS Elegante. It's a cruise ship.

soyouwannaplay May 3 2010, 02:36:36 UTC

...a cruise ship. What kind of stupid joke is this? How the hell did I get on a fucking island?

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iwitnessdamsel May 3 2010, 02:34:24 UTC

[Whoa, Jesus. That's quite the potty mouth.]

Hi, this is April O'Neil. I'm a reporter from New York. I'm a prisoner, just like you are. The communicator can let you talk to our kidnappers, but mostly it's a way to keep the kidnapped in contact with one another.

It may help if I explain what's going on in person. Are you at the inn right now?

soyouwannaplay May 3 2010, 02:41:22 UTC

[Oh, good, a reporter. The last thing she needs at this point is the press to talk to. But unfortunately she can probably help.]

Well, I just got here, lady. But from what I've seen, looks like a hotel. Goddammit, where's the way out?

[Kidnapped... Hit Girl cringes inwardly. She can't help thinking Daddy would be disappointed.]

iwitnessdamsel May 3 2010, 02:43:23 UTC

Try to find the elevator. That'll take you to the ground floor. I'll be waiting in the lobby. There aren't many red-heads here--shouldn't be hard to find me.

soyouwannaplay May 3 2010, 02:54:22 UTC

[She attaches her comm onto her belt and goes for a gun--which isn't there. What? Her knives, guns, everything's gone. Which only serves to piss her off more as she steps onto the elevator and tucks herself into the front corner next to the door. At least she still has a few stun and smoke bombs that she was going to use at D'Amico's place.

When the elevator slows to a stop, she waits a few moments for gunshots. Bullets, knives, something should be flying through the open doors. When nothing happens, she risks a look out into the lobby. Oddly enough, there's nothing dangerous. At least, not in plain sight.

Ready to throw a stun bomb at a moment's notice, Hit Girl slips out of the elevator and presses her back against the wall. Where's this damn reporter? After the night's events, Hit Girl is sure this is another sick plot of D'Amico's.]

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tachikhromatic May 9 2010, 13:37:25 UTC

Wow.

[Tachikoma has not heard that kind of swearing in a while. It is both comforted and impressed. We miss you, Mister Ishikawa!]

OH! I have a question!

soyouwannaplay May 9 2010, 20:29:35 UTC

You have a question? I think I'm the one with the questions, dumbass.

tachikhromatic May 9 2010, 21:02:58 UTC

Actually the only questions you've asked have been about what we've 'done with Kick-Ass' and whether or not I have a question!

[beat]

And I'm pretty sure the second one was rhetorical.

Actually, First Mate Kage is really late again... Would you like to hear the new passenger's guide? It doesn't explain much, but it's all there is, really.

soyouwannaplay May 10 2010, 01:18:39 UTC

[There's a sigh and probably an unseen eye-roll.] What the fuck is a passenger's guide? I just need to get out of this shit hole and back to what I was doing. So either you can tell me something useful or I can come hunt you down and introduce your head to your asshole. I'm so fucking tired of this shit...

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