You know, Captain, when I held you prisoner, I at least devised some games for us to play. A week locked away in a cell? This is rather uninspired. I'd be insulted if I expected anything better from you.

[Private to Aziraphale]
Mm... hmmm... I think this body's broken. I demand a refund.

[OOC: Locked up for trying to steal the Fourth Doctor' ( Read more... )

[The post cuts in on a MASTER LAUGH. Come on, anybody who's watched the special has heard it done to death by now. ANYWHO, his voice is gleeful and triumphant.]

Listen.

Listen!

[Pause. ARE YOU LISTENING YET?]

Do you hear it?

[SILENCE. His voice is lower now, a harsh whisper.]

That's right... Shhh! It's all so very... quiet now.

[OOC ( Read more... )

Well, this next port sounds like an absolute celebration of mankind's ingenuity, creativity, and complete mastery over a saturated consumer culture! I can't wait! Honestly, if I'd have known all it took to utterly enslave mankind was an anthropomorphic abomination with a catchy name, I'd have reconsidered my plans aaages ago ( Read more... )

[Filtered FROM Nathan Petrelli-- because he doesn't want Nathan knowing he's evil]

Citizens of the Barge:

This is your Lord and Master speaking. You'll find that the Infirmary is quite off-limits from this point forward. Let's hope there aren't any nasty incidents of violence any time soon or a-- oh, now what could be positively catastrophic? ( Read more... )

They aren't robots, you idiots! You inferior species are little more than stunted children, only looking at the surface of things, never paying mind to the details. Congratulations! I now expect more intelligence out of single-celled organisms than from any of you.

On another note, it's a wonder you humans get anything done at all. Do you ( Read more... )