( Off the Network || Journal )

So. How many of you out there spent their Wednesday cleaning their kitchen? Uh. Or does asking that touch a nerve? I know that's what I did! Seriously, just when we thought this place couldn't top its weirdest stunt...

But there's something to keep in mind right there, huh? These freaky things can hit us anywhere. Getting jumped in the shower ( Read more... )

( Off the Network || Journal )

...I'm going to spare you all the awkward apology for once. I'm pretty sure there's been enough of those around the Network since that nasty week ended.

It was the stupid curse, NOT ME. EVERYONE knows I'm not like that! And though I hate --and I'll say it again, HATE thinking of what a hard time I gave all of you... I also had it pretty bad ( Read more... )

[Accidental Video]

[A soft click and the video starts. From a good vantage point this once: a counter where just the uplifted corner of a scroll obscures the image, the device set down among a pile of these ( Read more... )

...Okay, so I'm the first to expect the worst when it comes to curses. Everyone who knows me can tell you that much. But, that thing the other day? That was LOW. As in, a subterranean kind of LOW. Making people talk about their private feelings like that's just not rightMost of those had to do with childhood memories! There's stuff we wish to keep ( Read more... )

[Video]

[The camera catches a blurry glimpse of green with a faraway backdrop of ocean until it levels to show us this strange plant, looking rather bald and sorry. There's a heavy sigh and the image quivers again.]

...It's a no-go alright. Ruined. Just look at what that curse made us do. Fine, so it was a thousand times better than the ( Read more... )

[Video]

This... This is a joke, right?

[Even if Umi can't be seen her voice sounds upset enough to imagine her expression right now. The camera pans over a thicket of trees, seemingly unable to focus.] By far the nastiest joke this place has EVER---! It was one thing to have to dig MYSELF out of a grave, but this?? Why can't they leave them alone ( Read more... )

[Accidental Video]

---m sorry.

Dad...

[A shadow dropped onto the Network device fades to reveal Umi from a strange vantage point: she's sitting, her face barely visible, her voice pained but determined.]

I didn't mean to. I-! [There's a pause, a frustrated sigh, and Umi shifts in place. We can now see she's alone, this picture clasped firmly ( Read more... )

We're alive, everyone. Please don't worry, okay? Clef and I are fine. He figured the way out of there right before the whole thing got nightmarish. It just... took a while... what, with the dirt and everything... really.

What on earth was this place thinking?? I was fretting and complaining about getting muddy and wet like an idiot before it hit ( Read more... )