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►002◄ | text/anonymous | november 28th (evening)

Jul 13, 2011 03:19

[Santana's suggestion (or had it been a joke? Jeez, who knew, with how she ran her mouth all the time) had been buzzing around in Dave's head all day. The more the thought about it, yeah, they did have to feel out what it was like here, didn't they? Was it another Lima? Karofsky was inclined to believe it was...he'd never really been outside the ( Read more... )

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voice; private heretolookhot July 13 2011, 07:28:17 UTC

Dave.

voice; private; not-anonymous teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:28:55 UTC

What!?

voice; private heretolookhot July 13 2011, 07:35:08 UTC

I know that was you, because it backfired and made you sound even gayer.

I meant, if all else fails, make gay jokes. Preferably funny ones.

voice; private teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:37:34 UTC

These are funny! Azimio would always do an impression in the locker room, it was--[Sort of fucking terrifying, all things considered.]--hilarious. And don't try to back out, this was as much your idea as mine! More yours than mine!

voice; private 2/2 teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:42:02 UTC

And they don't make me sound gayer! Or gay! At all! [Cue a frustrated, almost pained little whine.] Shut up, we're supposed to be on the same side!

voice; private heretolookhot July 13 2011, 07:43:43 UTC

Since when is Azimio a comedy genius?

And yes they do. It sounds like you're mad at your boyfriend.

voice; private teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:49:32 UTC

He's really funny! [Dave protested, grumbling. He was. Maybe his laughter over all the gay shit had a tinge of fear in it, but when it was something else...] And tch, I told you to shut up about that!

[Whoa. Someone's getting his buttons pressed...]

voice; private heretolookhot July 13 2011, 07:50:46 UTC

It's not my fault you can't even insult people right.

voice; private teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:52:41 UTC

[Dave's red in the face now. Screw this!] You say it like you didn't practically put me up to this entire thing! [That may have been overstating it a little, but hell if Dave could tell in his red-faced frustration.] How'd you like it if I told everyone what a dyke you were, huh?

voice; private heretolookhot July 13 2011, 07:59:56 UTC

You won't, because you're afraid of me calling you out on being a turd burglar.

voice; private teamnarnia July 13 2011, 08:02:45 UTC

I told you I didn't know what was going on with me! [Dave bristled, backpeddling in self-acceptance so fast it was enough to make your head spin.] Jeez, why do you have to be such a giant bitch? We're supposed to be dating, remember?

voice; private heretolookhot July 13 2011, 08:05:39 UTC

Only when people are watching.

voice; private teamnarnia July 13 2011, 08:12:57 UTC

Great. Perfect. Nice to know you have my back.

voice; private heretolookhot July 13 2011, 08:23:23 UTC

Did I not explain to you how this works well enough the first time? We're not dating because I like you. We're dating because you don't want anyone to know you jack off into Kurt's feather boas, and I don't want anyone to know about my MA in muff-munching.

voice; private teamnarnia July 13 2011, 08:28:52 UTC

[Oh man. Do not push him much harder, Lopez.] Well guess what, everyone here seems perfectly A-OK with gay shit, so maybe we should just break up so you can bust out the flannel and start building furniture!

voice; private heretolookhot July 13 2011, 08:31:56 UTC

This isn't everyone. Not even close. [Though, she would be lying if she said she wasn't stalking it like mad. And feeling better about everything in the process. STILL.] So, no.

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