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►002◄ | text/anonymous | november 28th (evening)

Jul 13, 2011 03:19

[Santana's suggestion (or had it been a joke? Jeez, who knew, with how she ran her mouth all the time) had been buzzing around in Dave's head all day. The more the thought about it, yeah, they did have to feel out what it was like here, didn't they? Was it another Lima? Karofsky was inclined to believe it was...he'd never really been outside the ( Read more... )

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Comments 400

voice; private heretolookhot July 13 2011, 07:28:17 UTC

Dave.

voice; private; not-anonymous teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:28:55 UTC

What!?

voice; private heretolookhot July 13 2011, 07:35:08 UTC

I know that was you, because it backfired and made you sound even gayer.

I meant, if all else fails, make gay jokes. Preferably funny ones.

voice; private teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:37:34 UTC

These are funny! Azimio would always do an impression in the locker room, it was--[Sort of fucking terrifying, all things considered.]--hilarious. And don't try to back out, this was as much your idea as mine! More yours than mine!

Thread 24

[Video] spandexisyouth July 13 2011, 07:30:50 UTC

Many of these are crude and I believe they are all not accurate.

[Video/Anonymous] teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:39:50 UTC

Why do so many gay guys have mustaches?

[Video] spandexisyouth July 13 2011, 07:41:35 UTC

[Actually thinks about this.]

I do not know any that do.

[Video/Anonymous] teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:42:55 UTC

To hide the stretch marks.

Thread 8

text; waitsforspring July 13 2011, 07:31:23 UTC

You obviously haven't met very many gay people.

text; anonymous teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:40:42 UTC

What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?

text; waitsforspring July 13 2011, 07:43:17 UTC

Stupid.

text; anon teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:48:12 UTC

Nah, a fruit stand.

Thread 28

[Voice] grab_my_bells July 13 2011, 07:35:18 UTC

[Pardon his sarcasm.]

Is that what I'm saying. Huh.

Though the same translation could be said for people of any sexuality, really.

[Voice/Anon] teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:46:06 UTC

Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?

[Voice] grab_my_bells July 13 2011, 07:49:45 UTC

A joke like that requires me to first know what a Greek boy is.

[His tone sounds almost nice. Only it's clear it's not.]

But aside from that, you might want to stop before you anger the wrong gay man. Not all of us have limp wrists or resort to weak slaps.

[Voice/Anon] teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:59:03 UTC

He didn't like the way he was being reared.

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voice; dofaye July 13 2011, 07:40:42 UTC

[There's some kind of awkward throat clearing sound here, but no real response. Jules is more than used to people being mocked for their sexual orientations, but it seemed like everyone here was so modern and friendly and with Gilbert gone and Rosemariné not there, he didn't have to think about... things.

Well, anyway, he was going to give some snarky and/or intellectual response, but nothing is coming to mind.]

voice; anon teamnarnia July 13 2011, 07:47:37 UTC

[That's the first response that really makes Dave feel like shit.

Mostly because it's the same one he'd have.

He'll leave this kid alone. He passes.]

voice; dofaye July 14 2011, 06:53:48 UTC

[Finally:]

You should reconsider your priorities.

[And that's that, although he'll be keeping a close eye on the other replies.]