(Warning: some offensive language/bigotry!)

OH, Blake Shelton. ♥

@blakeshelton: I'm so drunk right now I just called 911 and shouted "Its been erect over 4 hours send help! Preferably Latino with long hair & big boobs!"
54 minutes ago@blakeshelton: “@divadolce: LatinA perhaps? LatinO...you may mistakenly have ordered a mexican tranny. : )” ( Read more... )

Fuuuuuuck, okay, the thing I HATE about Twitter is the abbreviated URLs, because I ALWAYS end up clicking on something I did NOT WANT TO SEE. Oh god. I need to go cry in the shower for a while now ( Read more... )