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(Warning: some offensive language/bigotry!)
OH, Blake Shelton. ♥
@blakeshelton: I'm so drunk right now I just called 911 and shouted "Its been erect over 4 hours send help! Preferably Latino with long hair & big boobs!"
54 minutes ago
@blakeshelton: “@divadolce: LatinA perhaps? LatinO...you may mistakenly have ordered a mexican tranny. : )” Mistakenlys ass!!! It's 2012.. Free yo mind!!
47 minutes ago
@blakeshelton: “@dearpippa: your wife must be proud” She's fine.. She wasn't born with the same stick up the ass that you were.. Next!!!
44 minutes ago
...(some more bullshit replies that he writes off)... and finally:
@blakeshelton: Take no shit my friends.... Everything is right about being yourself.
19 minutes ago
TEARS IN MAH EYES, Y'ALL.
OH, Blake Shelton. ♥
@blakeshelton: I'm so drunk right now I just called 911 and shouted "Its been erect over 4 hours send help! Preferably Latino with long hair & big boobs!"
54 minutes ago
@blakeshelton: “@divadolce: LatinA perhaps? LatinO...you may mistakenly have ordered a mexican tranny. : )” Mistakenlys ass!!! It's 2012.. Free yo mind!!
47 minutes ago
@blakeshelton: “@dearpippa: your wife must be proud” She's fine.. She wasn't born with the same stick up the ass that you were.. Next!!!
44 minutes ago
...(some more bullshit replies that he writes off)... and finally:
@blakeshelton: Take no shit my friends.... Everything is right about being yourself.
19 minutes ago
TEARS IN MAH EYES, Y'ALL.