I confessed the most awful realization to a group of friends recently over dinner.

I’ve been unfriending people on their birthdays.

It’s like I get this message, It’s Robert Goldberg’s birthday, say happy birthday!-and then I think, who is Robert Goldberg?

Unfriend.

Happy birthday Robert.

-- Liz Gumbinner

There are other things I wanted to tell you! Have a look at this list! I have put them here!

-- Susan Miller

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-- @RyanTJamison

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“I went to Bono’s house for lunch and George Clooney and Cindy Crawford were there,” he recalled. “I played some of the songs we’d been working on together and everyone was blown away. They all left the finger food to come and hear.”

-- will.i.am @ spinner.com

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"In the end, Ed, most of us are carried along by our delusions."

-- Anne O'Reilly, New Yorker cartoon caption