Cook your own damn food if you feel that way

[sonofabat]

I'm getting pretty tired of people complaining about the food.

No, those little hard chunks in the meals aren't bits of plaster or the missing residents or whatever other 'clever' ideas you've had. It's because it's cooked unevenly and burned. Yes, I burn the food. Constantly. Including soup, somehow. I also mix up ingredients and yesterday I

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[no_good_tsuna]

Oops. I didn't mean to piss him off.

[sonofabat]

*Glare*

[no_good_tsuna]

Damian... if it is about what I said, I was just kidding!

[sonofabat]

*Ignore*

[flower_desu]

I think the food tastes good!

[sonofabat]

...You do? Well then you've probably just been lucky and have been getting portions prepared by the other cooks...or something.

I bet you have an underdeveloped sense of taste

[flower_desu]

Well sometimes it's too cooked, or not cooked enough, but I can tell that you are trying hard to make it taste good!

[shadesofevil]

If you're terrible at your job, quit. It's my job to poison this place, you little moocher.

[sonofabat]

Tch, like I haven't thought of that. I would if I could, but there aren't many jobs they'll let me do because of my age or my lousy people skills, it was one of those two things...

[shadesofevil]

While I can sympathize with a tendency to be... antisocial... your terrible cooking could be placing others at risk. You don't want to kill anyone, do you? That would be just terrible.

[sonofabat]

If they're the kind of person who gobbles their food and chokes on a stray fish bone then who needs them?

[loitumaprincess]

I-I understand completely! I-I do the same things, all the time sometimes, and--oh! J-Just keep your chin up! It's okay! The food still tastes good!

[sonofabat]

...Aren't you the one who made the radish and onion cake?

[loitumaprincess]

O-oh! Do you recognize me? Y-Yes, it was one of my greatest masterpieces! Did you like it?

[sonofabat]

No. Try harder.

[raventhemerc]

Honest of you.

[sonofabat]

I figure not being able to cook isn't that big of deal in the grand scheme of things...I can do lots of other (more important) things *grumble*