Cook your own damn food if you feel that way

[sonofabat]

I'm getting pretty tired of people complaining about the food.

No, those little hard chunks in the meals aren't bits of plaster or the missing residents or whatever other 'clever' ideas you've had. It's because it's cooked unevenly and burned. Yes, I burn the food. Constantly. Including soup, somehow. I also mix up ingredients and yesterday I

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[shadesofevil]

If you're terrible at your job, quit. It's my job to poison this place, you little moocher.

[sonofabat]

Tch, like I haven't thought of that. I would if I could, but there aren't many jobs they'll let me do because of my age or my lousy people skills, it was one of those two things...

[shadesofevil]

While I can sympathize with a tendency to be... antisocial... your terrible cooking could be placing others at risk. You don't want to kill anyone, do you? That would be just terrible.

[sonofabat]

If they're the kind of person who gobbles their food and chokes on a stray fish bone then who needs them?

[shadesofevil]

Interesting way of thinking.