Cook your own damn food if you feel that way
I'm getting pretty tired of people complaining about the food.
No, those little hard chunks in the meals aren't bits of plaster or the missing residents or whatever other 'clever' ideas you've had. It's because it's cooked unevenly and burned. Yes, I burn the food. Constantly. Including soup, somehow. I also mix up ingredients and yesterday I forgot to debone the fish entirely and sent half the portions out still scaly. I can't cook, I admit it. Are you happy now? What do you want from me, I'm a ninja, not a chef! You people make me sick. Bitch, bitch, bitch, you can all go to Hell.
Fuckers
No, those little hard chunks in the meals aren't bits of plaster or the missing residents or whatever other 'clever' ideas you've had. It's because it's cooked unevenly and burned. Yes, I burn the food. Constantly. Including soup, somehow. I also mix up ingredients and yesterday I forgot to debone the fish entirely and sent half the portions out still scaly. I can't cook, I admit it. Are you happy now? What do you want from me, I'm a ninja, not a chef! You people make me sick. Bitch, bitch, bitch, you can all go to Hell.
Fuckers