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People.

Reading comprehension.

It is your friend.

That is all.

Recently, I had this conversation via Instant Messaging.

(name redacted): hi, I saw you were looking for a RP partner
Sonneillon: Where at?
(name redacted): I dont recall
Sonneillon: Me neither
(name redacted): well sorry for bothering you then
Sonneillon: That's all right.Personally I don't think I was particularly unfriendly here. I didn't ( Read more... )

Mine is the name of a demon.

No, really. I'm not exaggerating. I chose the name from a list very like that last link. Sonneillon is the demon of hatred, avatar of malice. At the time, I was feeling very, very angry over life circumstances, so when I abandoned my previous identity (twinsais, a TMNT reference that most people didn't get) I went ( Read more... )

I am entirely capable of not thinking of Pink Elephants. At least, I am capable of not visualizing pink elephants when I see the words "pink elephants". When someone dares me, "Don't think of an elephant!" one of two things happens. Either ( Read more... )

My husband was invited to New York to have his lawsuit against his father broadcast on The People's Court. He's not interested, but he said if he gets a letter from Judge Judy he'll frame it.

This. A thousand times this. Yes, I worked at Barnes & Noble, why do you ask?

Reading "The New Kid" by Temple Matthews. This guy should not be writing fiction for teens. His use of slang is painfully ungrammatical and I'm not sure if he could possibly be jerking off to his main character any more. His repeated use of "Alpha" terminology and painting female characters as inherently dishonest makes me wonder if he has some ( Read more... )

50 watts of natural light from a plastic bottle.

I was a part of this group at one time. It was a national Christian Reformed girls group called the 'Calvinettes', named after John Calvin. Now it's called GEMS girls' club, but aside from the title, I see very little has changed. For one thing, the script on the top of the website is something we used to chant at every meeting ( Read more... )