No, Mr. Burger King guy... when someone has been kept waiting at the counter for their food for nearly 10 minutes after you have taken their money, the thing to say is not "thank you for waiting", is it? No. It's "Sorry to have kept you waiting."

Or, better yet, "Sorry to have kept you waiting. Here, have some free onion rings."

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They just opened a Cyber Candy right down the road from me. This is AWFUL!!! How the hell am I meant to be saving my money and being responsible when fucking Cyber Candy is RIGHT THERE?!?!

NOT ON, UNIVERSE!!! >:0

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However... would be a fucking awesome place to work. *prints out CV*

I just completely bluffed my way through a cake batter. I don't know how much of anything I actually put in, apart from the 3 eggs. The rest was all guess work. We shall see how this little experiment turns out. Probably a disaster. :S

ETA: Success!!! I rule!!! >:D

I have been working like some sort of mad man. ( Behold my latest creations... )

OMFG YOU GUYS!!! ( Look what I made!!! )

So, I went shopping in Oxford Street earlier for some hiking boots and most of the shops already have their Christmas lights up. WOO!!! 49 days, guys. :D

Also...? Cinnabon pretty much owns my soul. Their cinnamon lip balm is pointless, however. How am I supposed to keep my lips from chapping when it tastes so GOOD ( Read more... )

On tonights episode of 'Cooking with Kye' I will be making spicy pumpkin soup. :D

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Today on 'Cooking with Kye' I will be telling you how to make Pumpkin Pie Cheesecake. I thought it was nice and appropriate, considering the season. :)

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By far the best advert on TV.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRUMPETS!

Tonight on 'Cooking with Kye'... Carrot Cake. :D

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