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I just... this actually exists, you guys. omfg. Her VOICE!!! *KILLS EVERYTHING* >:0

Today I am going to complain about women's shoes. Or rather, a particular kind of shoe. Generally they're flats. The ones where you can still see most of your toe!!!

For a long time I assumed that was a mistake. Like... People were buying shoes that didn't quite fit them but thinking "Well, I've bought them now. Might as well wear them." BUT YOU ( Read more... )

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I just had a Miracles moment whilst eating a potato.

I was looking at the potato on my fork - because they're home-grown potatoes - and I was just thinking "how the hell did that happen?! I mean... this is food. This totally grew from a seed. A tiny, little seed produced this! And I'm eating it. And it's fucking GOOD! How does that even work?! And ( Read more... )

Kye: *making pasta in the kitchen*
Dad: *reading some catalogue* Kye...?
Kye: Yeah?
Dad: ... what's a MILF?

*SPITS JUICE* XDDDDDD!!!!!1

Of course I told him.

ALSO!!! LADDERGOAT!!!

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"You'd probably make a really good kid's TV presenter. You know... if you weren't so horrible and bitter and dried-up inside." - lokifan.

Thanks, Becky. Thanks so much. :\

For girlofavalon : Top five kinks you have tried in real life. ( snip... )

I've said it before and I will say it again - China...? No!

Goodness me... Some people shouldn't be allowed to have children. I'm looking at you in particular, Frank Zappa. >_<

Also... an old woman on the train today told off a whole carriage of people for offering her a seat. She then proceeded to ask us if we wanted to see her bottom. o_0

idk.