Rawr!!
Today I am going to complain about women's shoes. Or rather, a particular kind of shoe. Generally they're flats. The ones where you can still see most of your toe!!!
For a long time I assumed that was a mistake. Like... People were buying shoes that didn't quite fit them but thinking "Well, I've bought them now. Might as well wear them." BUT YOU GUYS DO IT ON PURPOSE, DON'T YOU?!
WHY DO YOU DO THAT?! It looks awful! It makes me sad and offends my ever-so-delicate sensibilities. :(((( For this reason, I demand that you all stop wearing them. Right now.
Thank you.
For a long time I assumed that was a mistake. Like... People were buying shoes that didn't quite fit them but thinking "Well, I've bought them now. Might as well wear them." BUT YOU GUYS DO IT ON PURPOSE, DON'T YOU?!
WHY DO YOU DO THAT?! It looks awful! It makes me sad and offends my ever-so-delicate sensibilities. :(((( For this reason, I demand that you all stop wearing them. Right now.
Thank you.