030 + More, more, can't slow down now! Feels good when it's not alright!
[Suzaku] I'm going to be working late for a while. Suppers are in the fridge, just heat them up in the microwave. I'm taking Marmoset with me, and you can contact me at any time. Don't leave the house. [/Suzaku]
Two posts in one day... ugh. This is not my night.
Don't even think about telling me to go home, Zack.
All ShinRa employees.
Alright, folks, here's what I need
- Your names if you've been reassigned to security, and whatever special abilities you may have.
- a new pencil
- a coffee with about seventeen shots
The way my security works is, as many of you as possible are going to be paired with a puppet. Yes, a puppet. You heard me. You got a problem, kiss my right foot as it shoves it's self up your ass.
Anyway, the puppet is a direct link to me in ShinRa's office. I control all two hundred and ninety-eight of them. In the event that there is a security breach, tell the puppet you're with. It's like Schu with no brain-fuck. I'll get the message immeadiately, and then send a message to all of the other pairs and send the people - not the puppets - to the scene of the crime. The reason for this is simple: the puppets are inpenetrable, and can guard a door alone for hours and days if a fight is going on. After the fight, if any injuries are sustained, go directly to the doctors and have it checked. It's fine if you can't return to your post.
Lucre-what's-your-name, this applies to the six puppets I sent to you, as well although I have a feeling you'll use it to chat gaily with me as you work...
I'd like to remind everyone that my puppets are not toys. They are deadly, deadly weapons. Their knives are coated in a poison for which only I have the cure. And the only reason they have this poison on them is because of this whole shindig. In the event that you are scratched, even by accident, immeadiately tell me through the puppet and come to ShinRa's office, which is where I will be for the rest of my natural life. I'll give you an antidote and you can be on your way.
And the puppets count as a buddy in the buddy system. Because then everyone has me as a buddy. Ha ha, lucky kids...
Also, in case anyone had any doubts, Zack is doing a great job and I didn't get six paper cuts for nothing.
Don't hesitate to ask me for anything. I have lots of brownies and cookies and post-it notes.
Also.
Rufus's chair is possessed with his spirit and I think I'm beginning to channel it.
EDIT: Farfarello made me think of this. If you're on patrol, or on bodyguard duty, I'll put a tag on your little bear and you can call me through that in case something enormous comes up like nuclear war.
[ooc: So, basically, here's what's up. At every door in ShinRa, Sasori has places one or two puppets. The puppets eyes will follow you as you walk. Creepy, I know. They are highly sensitive, and if they/Sasori feel you are acting suspiciously, employee or not, one of the puppets will grab you and Sasori wll interrogate you through them.
Like he said, they're not toys, and are very strong. Only someone as strong as Sakura could bust them open. I don't recommend trying.
If you get paired up with a puppet, it's pretty much like being on guard by yourself, with this big doll standing next to you, except that, occasionally, Sasori will talk to you through it, asking you to check something or ask how everything is.
Anyway, they're there. They're not conscious, as Sasori is operating them with chakra, but if you do any logs in the ShinRa building, feel free to godmod them, as long as Sasori doesn't yell at you.
If you'd like Sasori involved in a log within ShinRa, let me know here.
And now I can't feel my fingers. I feel your pain, Rowan.]
Two posts in one day... ugh. This is not my night.
Don't even think about telling me to go home, Zack.
All ShinRa employees.
Alright, folks, here's what I need
- Your names if you've been reassigned to security, and whatever special abilities you may have.
- a new pencil
- a coffee with about seventeen shots
The way my security works is, as many of you as possible are going to be paired with a puppet. Yes, a puppet. You heard me. You got a problem, kiss my right foot as it shoves it's self up your ass.
Anyway, the puppet is a direct link to me in ShinRa's office. I control all two hundred and ninety-eight of them. In the event that there is a security breach, tell the puppet you're with. It's like Schu with no brain-fuck. I'll get the message immeadiately, and then send a message to all of the other pairs and send the people - not the puppets - to the scene of the crime. The reason for this is simple: the puppets are inpenetrable, and can guard a door alone for hours and days if a fight is going on. After the fight, if any injuries are sustained, go directly to the doctors and have it checked. It's fine if you can't return to your post.
Lucre-what's-your-name, this applies to the six puppets I sent to you, as well although I have a feeling you'll use it to chat gaily with me as you work...
I'd like to remind everyone that my puppets are not toys. They are deadly, deadly weapons. Their knives are coated in a poison for which only I have the cure. And the only reason they have this poison on them is because of this whole shindig. In the event that you are scratched, even by accident, immeadiately tell me through the puppet and come to ShinRa's office, which is where I will be for the rest of my natural life. I'll give you an antidote and you can be on your way.
And the puppets count as a buddy in the buddy system. Because then everyone has me as a buddy. Ha ha, lucky kids...
Also, in case anyone had any doubts, Zack is doing a great job and I didn't get six paper cuts for nothing.
Don't hesitate to ask me for anything. I have lots of brownies and cookies and post-it notes.
Also.
Rufus's chair is possessed with his spirit and I think I'm beginning to channel it.
EDIT: Farfarello made me think of this. If you're on patrol, or on bodyguard duty, I'll put a tag on your little bear and you can call me through that in case something enormous comes up like nuclear war.
[ooc: So, basically, here's what's up. At every door in ShinRa, Sasori has places one or two puppets. The puppets eyes will follow you as you walk. Creepy, I know. They are highly sensitive, and if they/Sasori feel you are acting suspiciously, employee or not, one of the puppets will grab you and Sasori wll interrogate you through them.
Like he said, they're not toys, and are very strong. Only someone as strong as Sakura could bust them open. I don't recommend trying.
If you get paired up with a puppet, it's pretty much like being on guard by yourself, with this big doll standing next to you, except that, occasionally, Sasori will talk to you through it, asking you to check something or ask how everything is.
Anyway, they're there. They're not conscious, as Sasori is operating them with chakra, but if you do any logs in the ShinRa building, feel free to godmod them, as long as Sasori doesn't yell at you.
If you'd like Sasori involved in a log within ShinRa, let me know here.
And now I can't feel my fingers. I feel your pain, Rowan.]