alright so the without even trying i got patrick the most hilarious, best birthday present ever.
i had him pick out some new headphones on amazon and then i ordered them. i had only ordered one thing from amazon, so when it came i knew what it was and never opened the box. patrick never wraps any of my gifts, and i know he doesnt care if i wrap his. so, this time i just gave him the amazon box just as i had received it.
he opened the box and found the receipt in the box. EXCEPT IT WASNT THE RIGHT RECEIPT. this receipt was for a girl that lives in west chester, pennsylvania. im not going to tell you her name, because i feel that would be crossing one line too many. however, i am going to tell you what she ordered:
this book and
this book WTF??