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Excuse me, but I'm in need of some information concerning the citizens of this city. Therefore, if anyone who happens by this might take moment to answer the following questions with yes or no, I would be greatly appreciative.
1. Are you a human? If yes, continue on to number five. If no, answer the following.
2. Are you a vampire?
3. Are you an angel?
4. Are you a demonic being?
5. Are you an experienced fighter?
6. Do you possess telepathic powers?
7. Have you died at least once while living within the City?
8. Are you employed?
9. Are there others from your native world within the City?
10. Have you had direct communication with one or more City deity?
11. Have you managed to escape the City at least once?
12. Have you murdered one or more people within the City?
13. Have you been the victim of any violent crime while in the City?
14. Do you have knowledge of magical arts?
15. Are you accustomed to drinking at least one alcoholic beverage a day?
16. Have you been diagnosed with any disorder (physical or mental)?
17. Do you experience chronic pain?
18. Do you feel that you have become more irritable since entering the City?
If possible, I'd appreciate your age as well as the length of time you've spent in the City. Don't worry, the results of this are for my own analytical purposes and won't be used against you in any way whatsoever.
Additionally, I have a craving for cookies, preferably chocolate chip. If anyone is baking any, I'm perfectly willing to pay handsomely for a few.
1. Are you a human? If yes, continue on to number five. If no, answer the following.
2. Are you a vampire?
3. Are you an angel?
4. Are you a demonic being?
5. Are you an experienced fighter?
6. Do you possess telepathic powers?
7. Have you died at least once while living within the City?
8. Are you employed?
9. Are there others from your native world within the City?
10. Have you had direct communication with one or more City deity?
11. Have you managed to escape the City at least once?
12. Have you murdered one or more people within the City?
13. Have you been the victim of any violent crime while in the City?
14. Do you have knowledge of magical arts?
15. Are you accustomed to drinking at least one alcoholic beverage a day?
16. Have you been diagnosed with any disorder (physical or mental)?
17. Do you experience chronic pain?
18. Do you feel that you have become more irritable since entering the City?
If possible, I'd appreciate your age as well as the length of time you've spent in the City. Don't worry, the results of this are for my own analytical purposes and won't be used against you in any way whatsoever.
Additionally, I have a craving for cookies, preferably chocolate chip. If anyone is baking any, I'm perfectly willing to pay handsomely for a few.