May 06, 2008 20:12
Firstly, I'd like to announce that Leeloo is a goddess. Those cookies you brought over were absolutely heaven on a platter. ♥
Secondly, my sincere apologies to a Miss Evelyn Carnahan. I clearly remember making attacks upon her character during yesterday's curse, and I'm terribly sorry for the truly awful first impression. Really, I'm sure your profession is a noble one and entirely unrelated to your manner of dress when you first came to the city, Miss Carnahan.
Thirdly, I've compiled the results of the survey I posted previously. I didn't get the number of responses I might have liked, but my thanks to everyone who provided information! These results are entirely anonymous, and provided entirely to satisfy your personal curiosity. They're approximates only, and derived from a small sample size. I excluded responses that were ambiguous. Due to the nature of this survey, I shouldn't expect anyone to assume this is definitive truth.
75% of the City's population is human.
5% of the City's population is vampiric.
5% of the City's population is angelic.
10% of the City's population is demonic.
85% of the City's citizens are trained in some form of combat.
20% of the City's citizens possess telepathic powers.
55% of the City's citizens have some knowledge of the magical arts.
30% of the City's citizens have died within the City.
40% of the City's citizens have committed one or more murders while in the City.
60% of the City's citizens have been the victims of a violent attack within the City.
75% of the City's citizens are employed in some manner.
90% of the City's citizens know of someone else from their world who lives in the City.
45% of the City's citizens have left the City and returned since their initial entrance.
30% of the City's citizens have had direct communication with one or more City deities.
5% of the City's citizens are accustomed to enjoying alcoholic beverages at least once a day.
40% of the City's citizens have been diagnosed with a physical or mental disorder (note, however, that most of these disorders are rather minor, and include things such as visual impairment and chronic allergies).
45% of the City's citizens feel that they have become more irritable since entering the City.
The average age for human citizens without extended lifespans is twenty-three.
The average length of a citizen's stay is ten months.
post-curse,
nosy,
blinded me with science,
tl;dr,
city,
statistics,
helpful friar is... kind of helpful