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[somekindofsin]

Excuse me, but I'm in need of some information concerning the citizens of this city. Therefore, if anyone who happens by this might take moment to answer the following questions with yes or no, I would be greatly appreciative

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[she_dove_off]

Leeloo bakes some of the best in the whole city, if she may say so. ♥

Why do you make a survey?

[somekindofsin]

Does Leeloo? Well, Carl would be willing to buy some off of Leeloo, if she doesn't mind terribly.

For inventive purposes, entirely. I'd like to work on something that might benefit a wide population, if possible.

[she_dove_off]

Leeloo does not mind at all! ♥ Would you like her to bring them to you?

Auo--That is very kind of you.

[somekindofsin]

Oh, I wouldn't want you going out of your way for a silly thing like that. Thank you very much, Leeloo.

[ever_evey]

What kind of 'analytical purposes' are those?

[somekindofsin]

Entirely innocent ones, I assure you! I'm something of an inventor, and I'd like to cater to the majority.

I haven't met you, have I? I'm Carl. At the risk of being far too inquisitive, might I ask your name?

[ever_evey]

Going to invent things for the citizens here, then? It's certainly a different motive than the usual.

I'm Evey--pleased to meet you, Carl.

[somekindofsin]

I hope to, anyway. I might as well do something useful while I'm puttering about, hm?

The pleasure's mine, Evey, really.

[compactcrucifix]

You want me to do this too?

[somekindofsin]

If you want to. You don't have anything better to do at the moment, do you?

Strikes visible to Carl

[compactcrucifix]

Not today. I'll skip the ones you already know.

1. Are you a human? If yes, continue on to number five. If no, answer the following.
Yes.
2. Are you a vampire?
3. Are you an angel?
4. Are you a demonic being?
Hope not
5. Are you an experienced fighter?
Experienced enough.
6. Do you possess telepathic powers?
No.
7. Have you died at least once while living within the City? Not yet.
Came close.
8. Are you employed?
Greed's place.
9. Are there others from your native world within the City?
You. Dracula. His wives.
10. Have you had direct communication with one or more City deity?
Not yet.
11. Have you managed to escape the City at least once?
Not yet.
12. Have you murdered one or more people within the City?
..Not yet. No.
13. Have you been the victim of any violent crime while in the City?
No.
14. Do you have knowledge of magical arts?
No.
15. Are you accustomed to drinking at least one alcoholic beverage a day?
No.
16. Have you been diagnosed with any disorder (physical or mental)?
Not according to anyone

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[somekindofsin]

I'm not entirely sure what you are, but you're certainly not a demon, so dispense with any thoughts of that kind immediately. If you could maintain your clean record in regards to death and murder, that would be appreciated, as well.

Van Helsing, really. I'm only ribbing you. There's nothing wrong with you, aside from amnesia and an unhealthy amount of testosterone.

You haven't been more irritable, if you were wondering. I may have been, though, but you've taken it all rather graciously.

[theenviousone]

1. Are you a human? If yes, continue on to number five. If no, answer the following. No
2. Are you a vampire? No
3. Are you an angel? No
4. Are you a demonic being? No
5. Are you an experienced fighter? Yes
6. Do you possess telepathic powers? No
7. Have you died at least once while living within the City? No
8. Are you employed? No
9. Are there others from your native world within the City? Yes
10. Have you had direct communication with one or more City deity? Yes
11. Have you managed to escape the City at least once? No
12. Have you murdered one or more people within the City? Yes
13. Have you been the victim of any violent crime while in the City? Yes
14. Do you have knowledge of magical arts? No
15. Are you accustomed to drinking at least one alcoholic beverage a day? No
16. Have you been diagnosed with any disorder (physical or mental)? No
17. Do you experience chronic pain? No
18. Do you feel that you have become more irritable since entering the City? Yes

Seven months in the City, give or take.

[somekindofsin]

Well, thank you!

At least not everyone feels a need to question my purposes.

[theenviousone]

It's not like I care what you want it for. Just gave me something to do.

[i_themagician]

Some of these are slightly personal questions, don't you think?

[somekindofsin]

Are they? Well, you certainly don't need to answer, although I'd like a healthy percentage of the City's population represented.