Emma: Hey, Hersh, whenever I do this, it breaks. Does it do that for Wat too, or am I the only one?
Hersh: No one has complained, but show me.
Code breaks. Client hangs
Hersh: Hrm. Try this...
Code breaks. Client doesn't hang.
Hersh: Okay, so there's one bug. When the client gets this error, it doesn't end the process like it should. We'll ( Read more... )

Emma: When I do something the wrong way, it breaks.
Hersh: Yes, and...?
Emma: It used to work. I want it to work.
Hersh Put it back the way it was and it will work again, and you can make your changes the right way.
Emma: Fine. That works and I guess if I have to, I'll do it the "right" way, but please know that I'm silently hating you.
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QE Guy: There's a bug.
Dev Guy: No, there isn't. It's fine.
Emma: There's definitely a bug. I have pictures.
Dev Guy: I ignore your pictures! Behold! No bug!
Emma: Okay, I see your point, now do it the way I'm doing it.
Dev Guy: I don't understand what you're doing or why.
Emma: I'm using the application the way the users will use it.
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At the teleconference...
Maz: ...and I think we should handle references by...
Hersh: ...Hang on a second, a huge bug just showed up on my desk and I need to deal with it.
Maz: I didn't see any bugs come in.
Hersh: Well, it's crawling on my desk.
Maz: Ah, not of the software kind.
Hersh: It will soon be of the squished kind.
Maz: I'll wait.