It's very cool for cats
Emma: This is terrible. Why does this file keep getting screwed up? I don't know what to do.
Melinda: I was just thinking the same thing.
Emma: I suppose collapsing on the desk in a flood of tears would be unprofessional, right?
Melinda: No, it's cool. I see kids doing it all the time.
....Meanwhile, in a hip teen mall across town...
Blinky: Collapses on the desk in a flood of tears
RandomGuy: Dude! That is so cool!
Solies: Why is there even a desk in the mall? And since when is Blinky "cool?"
Blinky: Well, obviously since I learned how to use a desk in the approved "cool" way.
....
Melinda: See?
Emma: Well, if all the cool kids are doing it. (Emma collapses on the desk in a flood tears.)
Six: (running) What's wrong? Oh, is that CTRL-M problem again?
Melinda: Yup.
Six: Instead of crying, why don't you try fixing the problem?
Emma: Why would we do that?
Melinda: Yeah, that's not cool at all.
Melinda: I was just thinking the same thing.
Emma: I suppose collapsing on the desk in a flood of tears would be unprofessional, right?
Melinda: No, it's cool. I see kids doing it all the time.
....Meanwhile, in a hip teen mall across town...
Blinky: Collapses on the desk in a flood of tears
RandomGuy: Dude! That is so cool!
Solies: Why is there even a desk in the mall? And since when is Blinky "cool?"
Blinky: Well, obviously since I learned how to use a desk in the approved "cool" way.
....
Melinda: See?
Emma: Well, if all the cool kids are doing it. (Emma collapses on the desk in a flood tears.)
Six: (running) What's wrong? Oh, is that CTRL-M problem again?
Melinda: Yup.
Six: Instead of crying, why don't you try fixing the problem?
Emma: Why would we do that?
Melinda: Yeah, that's not cool at all.