I'm an old chair or maybe a lamp
Just got called smokin’ hot by a lady here at work. As usual they’re married and such. I tend to attract married/coupled people for some reason. I’m taking it as a “Grass is greener” situation on her part as I remain the same unattractive guy I always was.
Can’t seem to attract single people even if they have similar interests. I’m starting to feel like “damaged goods”. Considered an adorable antique by people who have the luxury and experience to compare but considered junk by people who want a modern Ikea boyfriend.
I may be akin to an out of date chair but I guess I’m still comfortable to some, even if nobody decides to take a seat.
Might have to get another cat so I don't feel completely worthless. Thing is I don't want one. Ripley dying broke my heart. I just don't want to have to bear that again.
Fuck it, I'll just play videogames and go on long walks until the province throws my ass in a home.
Then I can escape to fight the wolves. I want to go out fighting, even if it's hopeless. I'm just stupid like that.
Can’t seem to attract single people even if they have similar interests. I’m starting to feel like “damaged goods”. Considered an adorable antique by people who have the luxury and experience to compare but considered junk by people who want a modern Ikea boyfriend.
I may be akin to an out of date chair but I guess I’m still comfortable to some, even if nobody decides to take a seat.
Might have to get another cat so I don't feel completely worthless. Thing is I don't want one. Ripley dying broke my heart. I just don't want to have to bear that again.
Fuck it, I'll just play videogames and go on long walks until the province throws my ass in a home.
Then I can escape to fight the wolves. I want to go out fighting, even if it's hopeless. I'm just stupid like that.