I'm an old chair or maybe a lamp

[solidshadow]

Just got called smokin’ hot by a lady here at work. As usual they’re married and such. I tend to attract married/coupled people for some reason. I’m taking it as a “Grass is greener” situation on her part as I remain the same unattractive guy I always was

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[solidshadow]

Oh maybe I'm more of an old ice-cream machine. I can produce sweetness but someone has to care enough to turn my crank.

[arashi_kaze]

Could be worse.

You could be me.

[solidshadow]

Eh, you're not that bad man.
But I completely understand the sentiment.