Okay, so Xander only had one final, 5th & 6th period. But it was the big Art final that he gave up on studying for. Probably good, that, since it turned out that the test was to really fake steal some fake art. Xander teamed up with Jake, Angela, Bridge, and Krycek, learned things about Bridge that he did not know before and possibly never wanted ( Read more... )

Xander? Totally studying for Creature Languages.

By remote viewing, obviously, since his book is on his bed, his notes are in the laptop next to his book, and he is across the room from both, using a froggie treat tied to a pencil to try to teach Jeremiah how to dance to the Movie With Kevin Bacon In It That There Just Is No Good Meta Name For ( Read more... )

Art History featured sharing of flags and teasinating of Rory with a side-order of backdrop-painting.

Music -- which Xander is not in, so he was not there, saw an appearance by the elusive Twinkie-thief. And some people in leather pants (and skirt yay go Ninja Vin Diesel). This is a complete coincidence. And also Xander was not there.

He was in ( Read more... )

Xander stared at The Drawer, then at the duct tape and handful of pencils on his desk. Then at The Drawer. Then at the laptop screen full of A Midsummer Night's Dream. Then at The Drawer.

It was wrong, and sacrelicious. And yet.

He pulled open The Drawer , shielded his eyes from the Holy Golden Glow and set to work.

I-club E-mail from Veronica; Bel has yet another plan to be foiled by those meddling kids.
Creature Languages. KITTY!
ZOMG not a Twinkie Thief!

ZOMG! Can it be? Is there such a thing as twinkie overload? (406, after lunch)
History of Art (studio) (5th and 6th period)
This might be a commando raid, yes. Of a sort. (Music 201, 7th period. Which Xander? Is not in.)
ZOMG! Apparently, it can be. News at 11: Xander Harris buys something with no added sugar. With a little help from his friends. ( ( Read more... )

Xander, wearing one of his presents from Nadia and having just consumed... most of the other, and while the shirt was tasty, the Twinkies are kind of sparse with the coverage, even with added duct tape, stared at the box, and almost, almost, found himself scowling at Twinkie the Kid ( Read more... )

Creature Languages, in which there are nursery rhymes, there is the boyfriend of someone who inspired delete-key behavior last night, and Our Hero turns in a euphemism.

On the up side, Witch Delivery brought Presents from Nadia, and even before Xander knew about those, there may or may not have been a Twinkie re-supply commando raid.

After selling Crichton some Twinkies in Shop first one's free, little boy..., and learning about personal shields in Magical Theory, in the evening Xander headed off, with a bit of 'Why the hell did I sign up for this again? It's not like I'm seeing anyone' to the Boys Only Valentine's Day Stragetic Session.

Hey, it was quiet up there, at least outside Xander's head, and he wasn't in the mood to sleep. Twinkies might eat him.

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.edu
Subject: Catching up on my So Called alleged life

( Dear Willow )