Excuse me, bartender, could I please have a "Sex on Normandy Beach?"
Well, I have done it - using a combination of herbs available from any local health food store, I have concocted a unisex aphrodisiac beverage that is ever-so-slightly hallucinogenic when consumed in large quantities. The ingredients are 100% legal, and after extensive research, I have read of no harmful effects other than what might be expected from any sort of intoxicant at high doses, such as driving, etc. In fact, the effects are similar to absinthe, but with an even greater clarity of mind, and a nice warm bodily glow. It's actually good for you.
Right now I am calling it Neuroglycerine, but I think it needs a more playful name if I ever decide to turn it into a spicy mixed drink. That is why I came up with such oddities as "Sex on Normandy Beach," or "Sex on the beaches of R'lyeh," and others of a less musical character.
It's tasty too, and I will be refining the recipe over the next few days into a day version and a night version, with stimulating and relaxing effects respectively.
Life can be as colorful as you want it to be, to the extent that you are willing to invest in "crayons."
:D
Right now I am calling it Neuroglycerine, but I think it needs a more playful name if I ever decide to turn it into a spicy mixed drink. That is why I came up with such oddities as "Sex on Normandy Beach," or "Sex on the beaches of R'lyeh," and others of a less musical character.
It's tasty too, and I will be refining the recipe over the next few days into a day version and a night version, with stimulating and relaxing effects respectively.
Life can be as colorful as you want it to be, to the extent that you are willing to invest in "crayons."
:D