Sam's arriving tomorrow, that assface. He got super-super drunk last night, and called me at 1pm to say that he'd just arrived home and was still drunk. He better have got some, I tell ya.

I'm struggling to concentrate while watching The O.C. and trying to get dressed in the ad breaks. Krystle's having a party at her house and there's tequila to ( Read more... )

M'kay, so this is cut because it's kinda nasty, but Kat, Jon, Britney and I nearly died laughing about this. If you know what Burger Rings smell like when you open the bag, well, read on. If you don't know, read on anyway. I'm just warning you,

A few months ago when I was home, Krystle cracked open a bag of Burger Rings, thrust it in my face and ( Read more... )

I got an A- for my film seminar. Mini-panic as the file that my marks are sent in couldn't be decoded by my laptop... I had another 2001: A Space Odyssey moment. :) I missed out on talking to Sam today so I'm a bit down. Comedy was awesome last night.

I walked in on Rich and Jon discussing my lack of food/money issues. They're thinking about ( Read more... )

Crusaders suck!
Below is my offensive love song dedicated to Paul Tito. I have a foul mouth, so consider yourself warned.

Paul Tito you ginger fuck,
I'll make you wail like a fire truck.
Like a scarlet version of King Midas
You can give me gingervitis.

I need to go on a drinking binge,
So I can stomach your ginger minge.
I know in stature I'm a bit of a ( Read more... )

QOTD:

Anna: Good Morning. My cervix feels violated!
Jo: Um... That's... Great.
Anna: I just thought you could start your day with my cervix.

Goddamn... I shoulda said 'Breakfast of Champions.' Muahaha!

EDIT: ohmygodwtflookwhatIfound  http://www.myspace.com/mrspeacocknz  There's a link to the Flight of the Conchords page too. *comedygeeksquee*

I totally rocked my presentation today... It could be the caffiene and the sleepiness talking, but I felt badass. People discussed things! And laughed! And it actually went for an extra 15 minutes because my class kept asking me questions. W00t ( Read more... )

I am having Ross Noble's babies. Oh god, the hilarity ( Read more... )

Highlights of my day:

Baby James trying to kindle something other than friendship with me.

Sam finding episode 9 of season 6 of The Simpsons for me.

Finally getting physio for my tailbone injury.

Getting my butt prodded because of tailbone injury.

Having to use a highly conspicious butt-shaped pillow because of said injury.

Berating Matt for giving me ( Read more... )

QOTD ( Read more... )

Miss Kat got inked today. She has an angel and a devil on her inner left ankle, and it looks amazing. And also, bloody. Ugh. Despite the goop and pain which is involved with tattooing, now I'm more encouraged to get a little Simba behind my ear. I just have to grow some balls first. I hope there's like, magi-grow testicle formula avaliable ( Read more... )