Ohmygodhilarity involving Burger Rings.
M'kay, so this is cut because it's kinda nasty, but Kat, Jon, Britney and I nearly died laughing about this. If you know what Burger Rings smell like when you open the bag, well, read on. If you don't know, read on anyway. I'm just warning you,
A few months ago when I was home, Krystle cracked open a bag of Burger Rings, thrust it in my face and yelled 'IT SMELLS LIKE MAN-SPOOJ!' and then cracked up laughing. About three weeks ago,
rugbycones4eva reiterated this same fact to me: when you first open a bag of Burger Rings, it smells like semen. I've smelt it, it does.
My flatmates Kat and Jon know this because I've told them. Half an hour ago, Rich offered us all a snack pack of BRs each. Kat and I both opened our bags and started giggling, which led Jon 'Mr Stupid Questions' Bell to ask us what it was that BRs smelt like, again. We were both laughing too hard to tell him, but I managed to say that they smelt like a certain body fluid, and no, it wasn't poo. Kat shoved her pack in Britney's face, and Britney had this sudden, horrific realisation which I think made her throw up a little. The four of us fell about laughing and then had a discussion about... okay, enough information but it was gross.
Then, after Grey's Anatomy, we migrated to the hallway cuz we're all in the midst of studying.
Britney, Kat and I continued our little discussion about... okay... when exactly semen smelt like BRs (after the guy's been drinking was the conclusion we came to). Kat said that the hallway smelt like sperm, and then, with FANTASTIC timing, Jon pitched in with 'Yeah, this reminds me of boarding school!' He was, evidentially, talking about how we were all chatting in the hallway, but I SWEAR, Kat, Britney and I nearly freaking DIED. It was hilarious!
/hilarity
On a different note, I washed my hair today and it's gone so curly I look like I should be an extra in Troy, Alexander, or similar. Weird.
QOTD:
Britney: How the hell did they bag that? They should put a warning on the pack!
Anna: Or atleast change the name. Ha. Imagine the people who'd eat them!
All, except Testicle and Rich: *dies laughing*
A few months ago when I was home, Krystle cracked open a bag of Burger Rings, thrust it in my face and yelled 'IT SMELLS LIKE MAN-SPOOJ!' and then cracked up laughing. About three weeks ago,
rugbycones4eva reiterated this same fact to me: when you first open a bag of Burger Rings, it smells like semen. I've smelt it, it does.
My flatmates Kat and Jon know this because I've told them. Half an hour ago, Rich offered us all a snack pack of BRs each. Kat and I both opened our bags and started giggling, which led Jon 'Mr Stupid Questions' Bell to ask us what it was that BRs smelt like, again. We were both laughing too hard to tell him, but I managed to say that they smelt like a certain body fluid, and no, it wasn't poo. Kat shoved her pack in Britney's face, and Britney had this sudden, horrific realisation which I think made her throw up a little. The four of us fell about laughing and then had a discussion about... okay, enough information but it was gross.
Then, after Grey's Anatomy, we migrated to the hallway cuz we're all in the midst of studying.
Britney, Kat and I continued our little discussion about... okay... when exactly semen smelt like BRs (after the guy's been drinking was the conclusion we came to). Kat said that the hallway smelt like sperm, and then, with FANTASTIC timing, Jon pitched in with 'Yeah, this reminds me of boarding school!' He was, evidentially, talking about how we were all chatting in the hallway, but I SWEAR, Kat, Britney and I nearly freaking DIED. It was hilarious!
/hilarity
On a different note, I washed my hair today and it's gone so curly I look like I should be an extra in Troy, Alexander, or similar. Weird.
QOTD:
Britney: How the hell did they bag that? They should put a warning on the pack!
Anna: Or atleast change the name. Ha. Imagine the people who'd eat them!
All, except Testicle and Rich: *dies laughing*