I have something to be massively grateful for. Because I've just realised something awesome: THE ULTIMATE EVILTIEMCOCK FUCKPILE EXISTS AS A 17TH CENTURY VERSION. THEY ARE ALL THERE! BEHOLD!
Rev. Fallowfield!
Camp!Rochefort!
Sexby!
Delgado!Athos!
BRB, NICKING A TARDIS AND HUNTING THEM DOWN AND GETTING THEM ALL DRUNK AND AND AND AND *FLAIL*.
p.s. I finally saw Blood on Satan's Claw in full (I'd only seen like half of it before about 13 years ago or something) and it was of the win. I so need to find that on DVD.