Meme answers
acidpenguin46 asked me a couple of lovely questions:
1) You are given the chance to meet one companion, and one Timelord (but only one incarnation of that Timelord). Who do you choose, and how do you spend the time that you are in each other's company?
Errrrrrr, out of the Doctors, it'd be Two. Because he's fun and he's the one who's least likely to treat you like a dick. And Jaaamie would be fun. Waah, this is a difficult thing to decide, really. I keep thinking I wouldn't get along with most of the companions or the Time Lords, to be honest, and who wants to spend their time arguing? [ETA: Come to think of it, that's what most TARDIS crews do, really...]
2) You start a porn studio and you have your choice of any three actors in the world to star in your first movie. Who do you choose?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. So hard to decide. Because fanciable non-porn actors might not be all that good at porn acting, and only a small handful of actual porn stars are actually great performers (and by "performers" I mean shagging rather than acting). Of the drama actors, I'd probably go for Daaaave and he can bring Georgia along and Teh Simm can just walk in and much bisexual fun will be had. And there will be a great combination of stylish, yet explicit and kinky hardcore fucking and some emotional plot and acting and tension before the fucking starts. I'll hire Kink.com to rig it.
3) If you could only watch 4 Who stories for the rest of your life, what would they be?
AAAAAAAAAAH. Another hard decision. The Time Monster is definitely in there. Umm... The War Games? And I'd want so much Tom in there that I wouldn't know where to start. This is DIFFICULT because I'd really want to say The Mind Robber or something, but that'd mean Two would be overrepresented. Even though he's disproportionately Awesome in comparison to loads of other Doctors and eras. And then there's Tom, and there's so much of him and there are so many different kinds of stories in his era--shit, I like so much of it from the glorious Gothic stuff to the Douglas Adams silliness. And with Five, how do I choose between something un-Whoish and deep and mystical like Kinda and something dark and gritty like Androzani? I CAN'T DECIDE. All I know is that all the stories would be from Doctors 2-5 but I DON'T KNOW WHICH. Because I like a few bits in some otherwise padded and boring stories and aaaaaaaaaagh. Let me get back to you on this one.
4) You're the Who costume designer. How do you dress the Master, and how does the Doctor respond?
Stylishly. The black suit has to stay, damn it. I probably wouldn't change much, because the black suit is so powerful and sexy. But there definitely wouldn't be any damn hoodies or leather trenchcoats or shades. Long coats are sexy and stuff, and if they go to the late 18th century he can have one of those pornographic ones the men wore back then, but otherwise... I wouldn't change that much (except I might add cigars and riding crops and the like as accessories). Oh, and that suit would gradually come off and there would be loose or discarded ties and undone buttons and things. But oh, man, if they went to different times and places, you *bet* I'd give him all sorts of porny historical and futuristic outfits. One of my favourite future costume styles is the sort that's a bit like some priests' robes--tight at the top with snug long sleeves and then really wide skirts from the bum downwards. He'd look good in something like that, in black. It'd be like the Nehru jacket but with a skirt! And you bet I'd take them to 17th century France and 10th century Persia and I'd have a *ball* with the costumes. The Doctor, of course, would bitch and moan but secretly go "ngh..." like he usually does.
5) Snowgrouses have taken over the world. How do you get on their good side, and in doing so avoid extermination?
Feed them with a steady supply of high-quality British telefantasy and excellent porn. Grouse like that.
1) You are given the chance to meet one companion, and one Timelord (but only one incarnation of that Timelord). Who do you choose, and how do you spend the time that you are in each other's company?
Errrrrrr, out of the Doctors, it'd be Two. Because he's fun and he's the one who's least likely to treat you like a dick. And Jaaamie would be fun. Waah, this is a difficult thing to decide, really. I keep thinking I wouldn't get along with most of the companions or the Time Lords, to be honest, and who wants to spend their time arguing? [ETA: Come to think of it, that's what most TARDIS crews do, really...]
2) You start a porn studio and you have your choice of any three actors in the world to star in your first movie. Who do you choose?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. So hard to decide. Because fanciable non-porn actors might not be all that good at porn acting, and only a small handful of actual porn stars are actually great performers (and by "performers" I mean shagging rather than acting). Of the drama actors, I'd probably go for Daaaave and he can bring Georgia along and Teh Simm can just walk in and much bisexual fun will be had. And there will be a great combination of stylish, yet explicit and kinky hardcore fucking and some emotional plot and acting and tension before the fucking starts. I'll hire Kink.com to rig it.
3) If you could only watch 4 Who stories for the rest of your life, what would they be?
AAAAAAAAAAH. Another hard decision. The Time Monster is definitely in there. Umm... The War Games? And I'd want so much Tom in there that I wouldn't know where to start. This is DIFFICULT because I'd really want to say The Mind Robber or something, but that'd mean Two would be overrepresented. Even though he's disproportionately Awesome in comparison to loads of other Doctors and eras. And then there's Tom, and there's so much of him and there are so many different kinds of stories in his era--shit, I like so much of it from the glorious Gothic stuff to the Douglas Adams silliness. And with Five, how do I choose between something un-Whoish and deep and mystical like Kinda and something dark and gritty like Androzani? I CAN'T DECIDE. All I know is that all the stories would be from Doctors 2-5 but I DON'T KNOW WHICH. Because I like a few bits in some otherwise padded and boring stories and aaaaaaaaaagh. Let me get back to you on this one.
4) You're the Who costume designer. How do you dress the Master, and how does the Doctor respond?
Stylishly. The black suit has to stay, damn it. I probably wouldn't change much, because the black suit is so powerful and sexy. But there definitely wouldn't be any damn hoodies or leather trenchcoats or shades. Long coats are sexy and stuff, and if they go to the late 18th century he can have one of those pornographic ones the men wore back then, but otherwise... I wouldn't change that much (except I might add cigars and riding crops and the like as accessories). Oh, and that suit would gradually come off and there would be loose or discarded ties and undone buttons and things. But oh, man, if they went to different times and places, you *bet* I'd give him all sorts of porny historical and futuristic outfits. One of my favourite future costume styles is the sort that's a bit like some priests' robes--tight at the top with snug long sleeves and then really wide skirts from the bum downwards. He'd look good in something like that, in black. It'd be like the Nehru jacket but with a skirt! And you bet I'd take them to 17th century France and 10th century Persia and I'd have a *ball* with the costumes. The Doctor, of course, would bitch and moan but secretly go "ngh..." like he usually does.
5) Snowgrouses have taken over the world. How do you get on their good side, and in doing so avoid extermination?
Feed them with a steady supply of high-quality British telefantasy and excellent porn. Grouse like that.