Finland is officially boiling.

[snowgrouse]

-Bollocks! It's too damn hot to draw even in the middle of the night. Typical, just when I've had interesting ideas that involve Ten on a leash.

-Speaking of lolololDaveTenninchishawtlololol: I've been thinking of writing a parody post of a typical who_daily installment, although I don't know if it'd come across badly. Whodom's pretty crap about parody,

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[acidpenguin46]

Mmm, Ten on a leash and Delgado just, well, being Delgado.

A who_daily parody needs to happen. Satire is a tricky thing, there will always be those who just don't get it and complain about the supposed offesiveness, but it's worth doing when some people will appreciate it for what it's supposed to be. If the n00bs lack anything resembling a sense of humour, then that's their problem, not yours.

OTOH, if you are already feeling crap, the last thing you need is a mass of comments from raving nu!Who fangirls accusing you of h8ery. (Well that was helpful, wasn't it? *facepalm*)

[snowgrouse]

It's cool how you need to put a collar and leash on Ten to suggest evil bad BDSM, but all Delgado needs is to just give the camera a certain kind of Look.

"noobiemcnewb asks if there's point to Doctor Who without Ten. tenxroseforevah hasn't seen the old series but thinks it's shit anyway and wants to share this with the world. In the meantime, News of the World is reporting that John Barrowman is straight. He is, in fact, a woman and has been hiding this painful secret from everyone for years."

And yes, this is true. *clings* I'm just BORED and it's too hot to draw, so I'm fidgety.

[acidpenguin46]

That's just proof that Delgado is made of sex. Empirical research has been done, and it's been shown that those who are made of sex can communicate this unique physiology with little more than a Look.

"saint_rose thinks that Doctor Who will become sexist under Moffat's reign, and that he should take some lessons from Davies about how to treat female characters. In other news, The Sun reports that RTD will send Ten II and Rose waltz off into the sunset, hand in hand, and have 11 children."

Ah, boredom. Something I've known a little too well over the last couple of weeks. *deep breath, repeats there is only two more days to go until textbooks can be firmly told to bugger off*

*squishes*

[snowgrouse]

Yes. Yes. Yes. "chipper4evah reacts to the previous post and points out that Ten II and Rose have already waltzed off into the sunset and will have a billion kids, but that this is NOT ENOUGH and they need to come in and do it again. And then get a spinoff of their own. BTW, Moffat's ego is bigger than RTD's, RTD is wonderfully humble."

*cling* GOD DAMN IT, I shan't stop pestering you before you show up on IM. You're lucky I'm feeling sleepy at the moment, 'cos otherwise I'd drag you in by the boobs. FOR YOU ARE AWESOME AND KEEP GETTING AWESOMER. AND I HAVE FREE GAY PORN. And and and I have drawn this picture of Ten riding the Master but I worry whether Ten's timecock is too huge AND I NEED A SECOND PAIR OF EYES TO HALP. I AM THE ONLY PORNOGRAPHER IN THE HISTORY OF PORN TO WORRY ABOUT WHETHER SOMEONE'S KNOB IS TOO BIG.

[acidpenguin46]

"dt_is_hawt says she could learn to live with Matt Smith as Eleven if only they would CGI Tennant's face on to Smith's. But RTD is God, and can never be replaced. roseisluvly asks if anyone else thinks that everything would be better if we just forgot this Doctor character and centred every episode around Rose."

Ngh, boob pullage! Harder, harder... And aww, stop it. You're making me turn a rather horrid shade of red. AND I WANT TO GO ON IM. I was tempted to log in all weekend, because chats with you (and you yourself) are made of awesome, but I've been irritable and depressed, and I didn't want to exacerbate your depression with my depression.

And yeah, being worried about a cock being too big in porn is a unique quandary to find yourself in ;p

In other news, I hope you can manage to get some decent sleep (with many a dream about tiemcocks).

[snowgrouse]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH, THIS IS THE TRUTH ABOUT NUWHODOM

[acidpenguin46]

*throws head back, bites lower lip to stop moaning*

Trust me, red is not a good look. Normal me is enough to have most people backing away in horror, red me is like attack of the killer tomato.

In other news, SUPERKNOB! Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe. I can picture the ten inch knob flying around right now, wearing a red cape and fighting with the evil Master's knob (which is naturally dressed in all black. It even has a beard, although one does not want to think too much about how a knob grows a beard).

This is probably too late to prevent any head/wall techniques (I feel asleep at my computer, which is more than a little sad), but all the same I hope it didn't reach that point. If it helps at all, you could faceplant into my boobs. They're softer than a wall, and somewhat darker. *is a shameless tart*

[snowgrouse]

OMG COME HEEEEEEEEEERE. *grabbyhands* I slept for like four hours, and still have superknobs all over the place. Oh, Dave.

And you are eerily right about the superknobs. *FACEPLANTS* Mmnghghghghghghghghg.