SEVENTIES PORN DAVE and Nineties Dork Simmy
OH DEAR GOD. THE PORNTACHES. WILL THEY EVER STOP?
I may be the last person to have seen these pix of twink Daave in some play from 1997 or summat, but SEVENTIES PORN DAVE has existed at some point and OH GOD, he should have been in Life on Mars. Pouty Twink Dave makes me want to debauch him.
Speaking of Timey twink hilarity, I caved and am finally catching up on those Men Of The World eps I haven't seen yet, no matter how shite it is. YES, YES. I KNOW. This is like... the "Grouse will watch any old shit for timecock" week or something. At least in the 90s, Baby Dave, unlike certain other thesps of his generation, did not look like Rick Astley or thrust his crotch at David Threlfall. We started watching that ep (S1E4, in case anyone was wondering) with marah_sarie to kill time before Redemption started, and we were going "this is shit, but... OH GOD, THOSE PYJAMA BOTTOMS CLING TO EVERYTHING" and I believe my eyes nearly fell out of their sockets at the amount of bulge and arse on display, scene after scene. STFU, AT LEAST I AM ADMITTING TO SHALLOWNESS.
Sorry, I don't know if this post had a point. Basically, this
Needs to have a pout-off with this
And then they done sex the world will be a happier place. This is achievable through CGI, yes?
I may be the last person to have seen these pix of twink Daave in some play from 1997 or summat, but SEVENTIES PORN DAVE has existed at some point and OH GOD, he should have been in Life on Mars. Pouty Twink Dave makes me want to debauch him.
Speaking of Timey twink hilarity, I caved and am finally catching up on those Men Of The World eps I haven't seen yet, no matter how shite it is. YES, YES. I KNOW. This is like... the "Grouse will watch any old shit for timecock" week or something. At least in the 90s, Baby Dave, unlike certain other thesps of his generation, did not look like Rick Astley or thrust his crotch at David Threlfall. We started watching that ep (S1E4, in case anyone was wondering) with marah_sarie to kill time before Redemption started, and we were going "this is shit, but... OH GOD, THOSE PYJAMA BOTTOMS CLING TO EVERYTHING" and I believe my eyes nearly fell out of their sockets at the amount of bulge and arse on display, scene after scene. STFU, AT LEAST I AM ADMITTING TO SHALLOWNESS.
Sorry, I don't know if this post had a point. Basically, this
Needs to have a pout-off with this
And then they done sex the world will be a happier place. This is achievable through CGI, yes?