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snowgrouse

Do I make you horny, baby?

May 24, 2009 17:06

-I am watchin' Jason King and the FIGHT SEQUENCES ARE FUCKING AMAZING. As in, incredibly ridiculous and rubbish. There is so much amazing corniness here that it is fucking beautiful. Thank god it's all light-hearted and comedic. And that King's fighting technique is meant to consist mostly of a few bitchslaps and then falling over artistically ( Read more... )

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lonemagpie May 24 2009, 14:15:22 UTC

Jason King is indeed great for mostly the wrong reasons. But Wyngarde is always worth watching.

snowgrouse May 24 2009, 14:19:02 UTC

He is, he is. He's always good for outrageous characters, really (although his range extends beyond those, of course). But ohhhhh, this is so bad it's good. I want to wear a bouffant wig and a handlebar tache forever now.

lonemagpie May 24 2009, 14:22:28 UTC

To be fair, you're prettier without the moustache. Wyngarde looks better with one than without it.

snowgrouse May 24 2009, 14:25:09 UTC

Nonsense;). Jason King has convinced me of the magical power of the pimp tache, and no woman shall be able to resist me now--bitches will be throwing themselves at me. For lo, it has made even the beard of evil quiver in terror. IT IS A THING OF WONDER.

marah_sarie May 24 2009, 14:24:25 UTC

OMG I HAVE NO IDEA WTF THIS IS BUT IT SOUNDS AMAZING.

snowgrouse May 24 2009, 14:28:52 UTC

I AM GOING TO GROW A STACHE LIKE THIS. IT'S AMAZING.

AND HE EVEN WEARS A PERSIAN PIMP OUTFIT AT ONE POINT. I AM FUCKING CRYING.

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laughingacademy May 24 2009, 17:14:17 UTC

Dear God. If you could see the face I’m making right now...

It’s the leather jacket unzipped to the navel that puts it over the top.

snowgrouse May 24 2009, 17:27:37 UTC

He is amazing. Definitely the main inspiration for Austin Powers. The man defies belief.

animagiblender May 24 2009, 18:15:09 UTC

I have never heard of this Jason King you speak of, but I feel that this must be corected.

Truly, with the Roger Delgado and the drunk dogs, and the sexitimes and bouncing through windows, this is the greatest story ever told!!!!!!

However, you are right, Fake Seventies > Real Seventies. However, Real Seventies makes me LOL to the MAX.

snowgrouse May 25 2009, 03:25:42 UTC

You should. He never, ever fails to show off his chest hair. EVEN WHEN HE GOES AROUND SNEAKING PEOPLE'S HOUSES, UNDERCOVER. It's like everywhere he goes, he has to show off the chest hair and the medallions. I thought of you when watching that.

Here's a trailer to give you an idea of how it goes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICFBb-rHS24&feature=related

*Weeps* HOW IS THIS NOT AWESOME?

ushas42 May 24 2009, 18:22:35 UTC

STUFF LIKE THIS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN! Somebody rip that thing off of him, he'd look better naked. And I doubt he looks very good naked.

You know the worst part? The neckerchief. It's like he was afraid that someone might mistake him for butch, so he decided to add a splash of color to his leather queen ensemble.

snowgrouse May 25 2009, 03:27:52 UTC

Yes. I still fuckin' howl in laughter at anyone ever thinking Wyngarde was straight. But then again, 70s. People assumed Elton John and Freddie Mercury were straight. Wyngarde's always fuckin' funny, though.