lastblazes wanted the Doctor's thoughts on the Master. Only this means I'm going to have to ask every Doctor...
001. Do you like this character?
1. Hmph. There is no easy answer to that question, young man. Now, stop bothering me.
2. Um... well, yes, you see, Jamie... *wrings hands nervously, looks around, lowers voice* we were great friends once. Problem is, we didn't part on good terms, to put it mildly. And now I have to summon the Time Lords to take care of this mess...
3. That jackanapes! All he ever does--oh, I give up, Jo. *rubs back of neck* Yes. Yes, I suppose I must admit that I miss him. Happy now?
4. Like? What a strange thing to say. It's not a matter of liking him, is it? Mind you, I will never eat barbecued snacks ever again.
5. Right, Tegan, that's veering off topic, isn't it? We were supposed to get you back to Heathrow, weren't we? And Nyssa might walk in any minute and I don't think she'd appreciate knowing where her father's fist--I mean--um--excuse me for a moment...
6. Like? Like? LIKE? *sulks, mumbles* Well, I suppose he's a more amusing foil than the Rani; at least he had a sense of humour...
7. They do say opposites attract. Stop looking at me like that, Ace.
8. Well, this gunk is never going to come off my jacket, is it?
9. Who?
10. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll. *Stares at Chucks, tugs on ear, one hand in pocket* I forgive him, I guess. It's a bit different now, isn't it? And torture, murder and rape are just his ways of showing love. At heart he's a *lovely* bloke.
...what?
002. What name/s do you call this character?
1. Koschei. Snookums. Honey. Darling. Wife. Sluttybottom. Comewhore. Subby little man-bitch.
2. War Chief.
3. *snorts* Master. His arrogance knows no bounds.
4. Crispy. The Ex.
5. Tremas. Master. I think I could grow to like that name. Master...
6. Bearded git.
7. Pussy.
8. Twat.
9. Who?
10. Maahsterrr. Daddy. Lord. Mr. Rhythm Section.
003. What image-color do you associate with this character?
1-10: Black.
004. What image-song do you associate with this character?
Anything from Kent's Sundance Kid (memories of Koschei) to crack like Arthur Brown's Fire (I'LL TAKE YOU TO BURN) and Voltaire's When You're Evil. With Siouxsie's I Could Be Again in the middle for Crispy.
005. What blood-type do you think this character is?
He's been several types. First he was the same as mine, then it turned into black sludge, then it turned half cat, then it turned all spunk, now I assume it's the same as mine again.
006. Of all of the titles to that this character appears in, what character do you like to put this character with?
(Eh? That's a weirdly worded question.) Me.
007. What would you want to say to this character?
1. Let me go.
2. Please, forget what I said and did. It's all in the past now.
3. It's not too late.
4. Stop it.
5. I beg you.
6. I'm disappointed in you.
7. I told you to *stop.*
8. Please, listen to me.
9. What?
10. Stay with me. :(
008. Which do you want to do with this character: Shake hands, hug or kiss?
Fuck. All three. Preferably when he's tied up so he can't bite me.
In other news, I feel like shit warmed up. As if the back wasn't bad enough, I've now got nausea and stomach upsets and a potential unpleasant infection coming on and I'm getting paranoid and emo and that isn't helping the physical symptoms. I shouldn't be awake at all. I need hugs and herbal tea and Team Tiemcock, stat.