OH GOD.
I think my mojo may be back. My head is full of PRON.
And believe it or not, it's not *all* Dave/John or Doctor/Master. Fuck. I've just spent a very pleasant hour thinking of Two/Zoe/Jamie. It's so wonderfully wrong, because Zoe is so fucking *tiny* and and and the Doctor feels like a monster even when Zoe bends over and asks him to bugger her and a;sdlfkhas;dlkfhs;dl and the Doctor has to, because she's been babbling about the technical aspects of shagging and the flexibility of tissues and if he doesn't ram in now, *hard*, she's just going to go on and on about the enzymes in various bodily fluids and oh, that shut her up. and Jamie is on the bed in front of them, just... in awe, but he's wanking and the way that lass screams, it's no sound a lady should make, and his hand is slipping on his cock and he's sure he's going to come just from watching it and and and. The Doctor should fuck Jamie, too, but he lets Jamie go first, Zoe's little hands so soft when they guide Jamie's cock inside him and oh bother, he knew it, Jamie's coming just after a few strokes. Ah. Nevermind. Just means he can flip Jamie over to his back and fuck him in turn and Jamie just looking at him with big wide eyes, fuck, still not believing this is happening, and when Zoe kisses Jamie, Jamie hangs onto her for dear life, moaning into her mouth as the Doctor fills him up.
Um. Yeah.
That, and Simm/Ten, the Master's cock in the Doctor's mouth, and for once the Doctor actually looks happy about it, like he's finally given in, that ridiculous smile there even when his mouth is stretched out, even with spit dripping down his chin, and it's bloody annoying. So the Master strokes his face, tells him nobody in the universe sucks his cock like that--oh, wait, he's telling a lie, he says, no, there is someone else, that's it, fuck, Doctor, *Susan* used her tongue just like *that*. And the Doctor gags, but the Master holds him in place with a fist in his hair and laughs and laughs.
SOMEONE PLZ 2 BE WRITING MASTER/SUSAN NAO. That, and Dave/John dork dancing in private and groping and tumbling on the sofa with their tongues in each other's mouths and ngh.
That, and there were some other things but ;asdfkha;sldkfh;asldfkh.
Also, this may be because I've only slept for four hours and I can't get back to sleep:(. NEED SLEEPS. I am sure the porn will be even better then.
And believe it or not, it's not *all* Dave/John or Doctor/Master. Fuck. I've just spent a very pleasant hour thinking of Two/Zoe/Jamie. It's so wonderfully wrong, because Zoe is so fucking *tiny* and and and the Doctor feels like a monster even when Zoe bends over and asks him to bugger her and a;sdlfkhas;dlkfhs;dl and the Doctor has to, because she's been babbling about the technical aspects of shagging and the flexibility of tissues and if he doesn't ram in now, *hard*, she's just going to go on and on about the enzymes in various bodily fluids and oh, that shut her up. and Jamie is on the bed in front of them, just... in awe, but he's wanking and the way that lass screams, it's no sound a lady should make, and his hand is slipping on his cock and he's sure he's going to come just from watching it and and and. The Doctor should fuck Jamie, too, but he lets Jamie go first, Zoe's little hands so soft when they guide Jamie's cock inside him and oh bother, he knew it, Jamie's coming just after a few strokes. Ah. Nevermind. Just means he can flip Jamie over to his back and fuck him in turn and Jamie just looking at him with big wide eyes, fuck, still not believing this is happening, and when Zoe kisses Jamie, Jamie hangs onto her for dear life, moaning into her mouth as the Doctor fills him up.
Um. Yeah.
That, and Simm/Ten, the Master's cock in the Doctor's mouth, and for once the Doctor actually looks happy about it, like he's finally given in, that ridiculous smile there even when his mouth is stretched out, even with spit dripping down his chin, and it's bloody annoying. So the Master strokes his face, tells him nobody in the universe sucks his cock like that--oh, wait, he's telling a lie, he says, no, there is someone else, that's it, fuck, Doctor, *Susan* used her tongue just like *that*. And the Doctor gags, but the Master holds him in place with a fist in his hair and laughs and laughs.
SOMEONE PLZ 2 BE WRITING MASTER/SUSAN NAO. That, and Dave/John dork dancing in private and groping and tumbling on the sofa with their tongues in each other's mouths and ngh.
That, and there were some other things but ;asdfkha;sldkfh;asldfkh.
Also, this may be because I've only slept for four hours and I can't get back to sleep:(. NEED SLEEPS. I am sure the porn will be even better then.