HoT TIMES IN THE NETWORK CHAT, PART V
[Who: A lot of people, and some Capcom High guest stars.
What: Good times in the network chat room.
When: Friday, December 3rd, night.
Where: THE INTERNET
Warnings: Talk about sex, fanfic, and gratuitous use of the f-word.
Izzy: thisismecountry
Lip: puzzlecrazylip
Ghor: Gh0r
Goose: historicairshow
Marie: mariethesquirtle
Fuel: coveredinsoot
Green: goak1991
Porygon-Z: porygaze
Falcon: c4n7dr1v355
Daisy: crystalsmashing
Brock: bestsweater
ROB: ....ROB.
Nyx: NyxTheGhastly
Lyra: girlwithgator
Char: kerosenedream
Jeff Andonuts: DonutBoy
Blacky: blackasnite
Amp: amperechu
Sabrina: bendinurspoons
Vinne: vinniesaur
Sasha: sashalikestoread
Andy: mechaorange
Gideon: noirnovel
Zelda: legendof
Misty: mistycalmermayd
Bob: tobakeanapplepie
Cyrus: cyrusTG
Giovanni: groundbreaker
Nephenee: SentinelNeph
Mewtwo: m2150sbg
EVA: temptedbysnake
Ness: OnettKid
Milimili: trickroomd
Slippy: slipshot04
Anshu: solarpowermeteor
Eggman: iamtheeggman
Pit: fite4palutena
Max: tank rockarms
CAPCOM HIGH FRIENDS
Zangief: therussianinred
TronBonne: abouttherobots
Larry Butz: ifitsmellsitsme
Morrigan: verysexysuccubus
Dr. Wily: brbskullfortress
[01:58] CyrusTG: ((and Cyrus then spent the next few nights with his Houndoom in the room))
[01:58] bestsweater: [This is Brock going fsdjagdkslfsjdf behind his keyboard]
[01:58] groundbreaker: Cyrus, you could do with some loosening up, you should take her up on the offer...
[01:58] babylonmechanic: Oh man, this is gonna be hilarious...
[01:58] brbskullfortress: EGGMAN
[01:58] iamtheeggman: WILY
[01:58] brbskullfortress: YOU OVERGROWN FAT TUB OF LARD
[01:58] brbskullfortress: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING TO MY STUDENTS
[01:59] brbskullfortress: TRICKING THEM TO COME TO THIS CHATROOM
[01:59] brbskullfortress: I BET IT WAS ALL YOU
[01:59] iamtheeggman: YOU BALDING NECROPHILIAC
[01:59] brbskullfortress: I AM NOT BALD. YOU'RE BALD
[01:59] CyrusTG: You speak lunacy, Giovanni of Viridian. I will not be distracted from my goals.
[01:59] iamtheeggman: TROLLING OUR CAMPUS WITH YOUR WRETCHED EXCUSES FOR STUDENTS
[01:59] fite4palutena: :c nobody knows the temperatures?
[01:59] bestsweater: What are you making, Pit?
[01:59] iamtheeggman: MAKING ME WASTE MY TIME IN A PLACE LIKE THIS
[01:59] fite4palutena: nothing
[02:00] brbskullfortress: YOU'RE HERE BY CHOICE
[02:00] iamtheeggman: THIS IS ALL YOUR PLAN TO KEEP ME FROM MY WORK, ISN'T IT?
[02:00] groundbreaker: Your goals are ridiculous, Cyrus
[02:00] fite4palutena: but things like chicken
[02:00] brbskullfortress: ZANGIEF TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE
[02:00] fite4palutena: you have to do the right temprature or else
[02:00] bestsweater: http://whatscookingamerica.net/Information/MeatTemperatureChart.htm I googled?
[02:00] CyrusTGt: That your goals are pristine? Foolish...
[02:00] groundbreaker: I believe around 170 for chicken, Pit
[02:00] iamtheeggman: YOUR STUDENTS MENTIONED YOU, AND MY HATE FOR YOU HAS SUMMONED ME HERE
[02:00] brbskullfortress: YOU TRICKED THEM
[02:00] groundbreaker: More pristine than yours.
[02:00] fite4palutena: Oh! wow this is helpful!
[02:00] brbskullfortress: WILL THE REST OF YOU SHUT UP
[02:00] iamtheeggman: THEY TRICKED ME
[02:00] brbskullfortress: WE ARE TRYING TO TALK
[02:00] fite4palutena: THANK YOU
[02:01] babylonmechanic: Yeah, do shut up, the monkeys are trying to form sentences!
[02:01] fite4palutena: both of you
[02:01] iamtheeggman: STAY OUT OF THIS, BIRDBRAIN!!
[02:01] brbskullfortress: I SWEAR EGGMAN IF YOU KEEP HARASSING MY STUDENTS
[02:01] brbskullfortress: I'LL SHOW YOU MY REAL FORCE
[02:01] CyrusTG: To seek money and power out of greed is the very core of corruption and yet you claim that it is pristine. How deluded.
[02:02] brbskullfortress: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT GUY
[02:02] bestsweater: I, um. I don't think this is what the chat is for. I mean, I know we haven't really been using it for what it's supposed to be used for, but...
[02:02] groundbreaker: You speak of my former goals, not my current ones
[02:02] iamtheeggman: OH, I'M SO SCARED! MAYBE YOU'LL SEND SOME OF YOUR STOLEN ROBOTS AFTER ME!
[02:02] brbskullfortress: MONEY AND POWER IS WHAT ALL SCIENTISTS STRIVE FOR
[02:02] brbskullfortress: WITH THEIR ROBOT MASTERS
[02:02] iamtheeggman: BECAUSE LORD KNOWS YOU'VE NEVER HAD AN ORIGINAL IDEA TO SAVE YOUR LIFE
[02:02] groundbreaker: and you're welcome, pit
[02:02] CyrusTG: I care not.
[02:02] brbskullfortress: SHUT UP I ONLY STOLE THE FIRST ONES
[02:02] brbskullfortress: THE REST WERE ALL ME
[02:02] iamtheeggman: A REAL SCIENTIST ISN'T AFRAID TO DO HIS OWN DIRTY WORK
[02:03] iamtheeggman: OH YEAH? WHAT ABOUT THAT WHOLE "FRAME DOCTOR LIGHT" PLAN OF YOURS? THAT PATHETIC FAILURE WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS!
[02:03] brbskullfortress: YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S TAKE THIS TO PM, THOSE TWO GUYS ARGUING ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM OUR OWN ARGUING.
[02:03] brbskullfortress: AND ALL OF YOU
[02:03] brbskullfortress: WATCH YOURSELVES
[02:03] iamtheeggman: AND DOCTOR COSSACK, AND THE MR. X TOURNAMENT...
[02:04] fite4palutena: I think i shoud go now
[02:04] brbskullfortress: SHUT UP, YOU 3 HITS AND MY FLOATING CAR BREAKS DOWN
[02:04] groundbreaker: Alright, good night, Pit.
[02:04] fite4palutena: nice talking to everyone!
[02:04] bestsweater: You too, Pit.
[02:04] iamtheeggman: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IT'S 8 HITS!!!
[02:04] brbskullfortress: WHATEVER
[02:04] fite4palutena: and I got my answer so im happy
[02:04] brbskullfortress: LET'S GO OVER THERE
[02:04] groundbreaker: You as well
[02:04] brbskullfortress: I'LL SHOW YOU EIGHT HITS
[02:04] brbskullfortress: ((and then they had a PM fight like 4 year olds))
[02:04] iamtheeggman: THAT'S IT. I AM BRINGING THE HURT TO YOUR DOORSTEP RIGHT NOW.
*fite4palutena: has left the room
*brbskullfortress: has left the chat
*iamtheeggman has left the room
[02:04] sashalikestoread: what happened
[02:04] bestsweater: Well.
[02:05] therussianinred: ZANGIEF
[02:05] babylonmechanic: I don't know, but it was hilarious.
[02:05] bestsweater: There are still cookies in TD-34.
[02:05] therussianinred: WOULD LIKE COOKIE
[02:05] bestsweater: They're spicy, though. Char told me to make spicy cookies.
[02:05] SentinelNeph: What sort of cookies?
[02:05] babylonmechanic: Mm, free cookies.
[02:05] therussianinred: CAN ZANGIEF COME OVER
*babylonmechanic has left the room
[02:05] therussianinred: HE WILL GO SEE MAX AT SAME TIME
[02:05] SentinelNeph: Spicy cookies?
[02:05] therussianinred: WILL LITTLE MAN
[02:05] bestsweater: Yeah. The recipe called for cayenne pepper but I didn't have any so I used chili powder instead so I'm not sure they're any good.
[02:05] therussianinred: LET ZANGIEF IN
[02:06] ROB: It is my understanding that cookies are meant to be sweet as opposed to spicy.
[02:06] therussianinred: HE WILL BE VERY HAPPY
[02:06] groundbreaker: You can have savory cookies
[02:06] therussianinred: NO ONE HERE MAKE COOKIES
[02:06] bestsweater: I'm sorry, Zangief.
[02:06] therussianinred: MORGIE KEEPS JUST TALKING ABOUT CHEERIES
[02:06] therussianinred: AND ZANGIEF NEED COOKIES WITH BEER
[02:06] bestsweater: Isn't Capcom a little far away, though? I can mail you a package, if you like.
[02:06] therussianinred: NO ZANGIEF CAN RUN OVER
[02:06] therussianinred: JUST 1 HOUR LIGHT RUN FOR HIM
02:07] sashalikestoread: ...light run huh
[02:07] therussianinred: VERY LIGHT RUN
[02:07] therussianinred: HE WILL COME GET COOKIES
[02:07] SentinelNeph: I don't know what cayenne pepper is, but sure
[02:07] therussianinred: AND RUSSIAN DANCE WITH LITTLE MAN
[02:08] bestsweater: Well...okay.
[02:08] therussianinred: WOULD LITTLE MAN LIKE TO RUSSIAN DANCE WITH ZANGIEF
[02:08] therussianinred: !!!
[02:08] therussianinred: ZANGIEF IS SO HAPPY
[02:08] bestsweater: I don't know how to Russian dance, but...you could come over for cookies if you want to.
[02:08] therussianinred: http://newer.gifdump.com/uploads/Zangief%20Russian%20Dance.gif ZANGIEF WILL SHOW YOU
02:08] therussianinred: IT IS VERY EASY
[02:08] therussianinred: EVEN ZANGIEF KNOW HOW
[02:09] bestsweater: It looks...interesting.
[02:09] therussianinred: MORGIE LOOKING OVER ZANGIEF SHOULDER
[02:09] therussianinred: SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO COME TOO
[02:09] SentinelNeph: That looks like it might hurt
[02:09] therussianinred: WITH CHERRY
[02:09] therussianinred: PIE
[02:09] therussianinred: ZANGIEF THINK SHE WANTS TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS THO
[02:09] bestsweater: If she wants to come, sure, but maybe she should not bring cherries.
[02:10] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WILL PROTECT LITTLE MAN
[02:10] sashalikestoread: Can I come over too
[02:10] bestsweater: Sure, of course.
[02:10] vinniesaur: NO
[02:10] groundbreaker: Don't worry, I don't think Brock would get lucky anyway
[02:10] bestsweater: Vinnie, you could come too, if you want.
[02:10] bestsweater: Giovanni, you're not invited.
[02:10] sashalikestoread: WHAT
[02:10] sashalikestoread: WHAt
[02:10] sashalikestoread: GIOVANNI IS HERE?!?!?!
[02:10] sashalikestoread: ARGRTJRSYJHSRTHRSYJDTKDTYJRSTHRTJSTYJTDYJDTYJDTKJTDYKJTDYUJd
[02:11] sashalikestoread: VINNIE
[02:11] sashalikestoread: VINNIE
[02:11] groundbreaker: I have cookies I can make myself. Better ones
[02:11] vinniesaur: WAIT HE WAS GIOVANNI ALL THIS TIME?
[02:11] sashalikestoread: YOUR COOKIES ARE MADE OF DEAD POKEMON SOULS YOU ASSDICK
[02:11] bestsweater: Sure, okay, if you say so.
[02:11] groundbreaker: Hello Sasha
[02:11] vinniesaur: FUCKIN
[02:11] sashalikestoread: ASSDICK
[02:11] CyrusTG: What you call "getting lucky" is anything but. Needless lusts simply ruin the mind, distracting from anything that truly matters.
[02:11] therussianinred: LITTLE MAN TALK BIG WORDS
[02:11] therussianinred: ZANGIEF DOES NOT CARE
[02:11] therussianinred: HE WANTS COOKIES
[02:11] bestsweater: Anway, I guess I'm having a party tonight with some Capcom guys.
[02:11] sashalikestoread: I'm going over!
[02:11] bestsweater: so I should make my apartment a little more presentable, and maybe make a couple dozen more cookies.
[02:11] sashalikestoread: Right now
[02:11] groundbreaker: it's called a colloquialism, Cyrus.
[02:12] slipshot04: I'm gonna go to bed now guys. Bye
[02:12] vinniesaur: YEAH ME TOO
[02:12] CyrusTG: Yes, but it speaks volumes about the mindset of the culture that permits this.
[02:12] sashalikestoread: OKAY YAY
[02:12] sashalikestoread: PARTY WOOOOO
[02:12] bestsweater: Slippy! I'll save you some cookies!
[02:12] sashalikestoread: SEE YOU THERE!
[02:12] slipshot04: Thanks Brock!
*sashalikestoread: has left the chat
[02:12] therussianinred: ZANGIEF
[02:12] slipshot04: Bye
[02:12] therussianinred: WOULD LIKE TO
*slipshot04: has left the chat
*vinniesaur: has left the chat
[02:12] therussianinred: KNOW
[02:12] therussianinred: IF HE CAN BRING MUFFINS
[02:12] therussianinred: THEY GIFT FROM DOG LADY
[02:12] groundbreaker: I suppose so. As fun as it might be to joke about it, I don't engage in such.
[02:13] bestsweater: Dog lady?
[02:13] SentinelNeph: Um, who's the person with the cookies?
[02:13] therussianinred: HER NAME IS AMATERASU
[02:13] therussianinred: SHE IS WOLF GODDESS
[02:13] therussianinred: SHE DOES NOT MIND ME CALLING HER DOG LADY
[02:13] bestsweater: I've got the cookies!
[02:13] therussianinred: SHE FINDS IT ADORABLE
[02:13] bestsweater: And sure, muffins are great.
[02:14] therussianinred: OKAY
[02:14] SentinelNeph: I don't know your name though. I'm Nephenee, I just came here this morning
[02:14] therussianinred: SHE SAID TO SAY HI TO BEST FRIEND
[02:14] therussianinred: HER NAME IS HEATHER
[02:14] bestsweater: Oh, I'm Brock. I live in TD-34 if you want to stop by.
[02:14] therussianinred: OH ZANGIEF WAS TOLD ADDRESS BY DOG LADY
[02:14] SentinelNeph: Um, I'm not quite sure where that is
[02:15] therussianinred: HE IS RUNNING AND TALKING ON PHONE AT SAME TIME
[02:15] CyrusTG: ...fascinating. A meteor shower will be visible soon, the Geminids. It had slipped my notice.
[02:15] therussianinred: OH NO THERE IS
[02:15] therussianinred: A BEAR
[02:15] therussianinred: BEAR LOOKS ANGRY
[02:15] therussianinred: OH GOOD ZANGIEF PUNCHED IT AWAY
[02:15] groundbreaker: Really? When is it?
[02:15] therussianinred: ZANGIEF CONTINUE RUN
[02:15] CyrusTG: Those that streak across the sky, so fleeting for our world...but where did they originate? What of the universe would they know?
[02:15] bestsweater: Zangief how are you running and on the internet at the same time.
[02:15] therussianinred: ZANGIEF IS MULTITASKER
[02:15] therussianinred: IT IS A BIG WORD
[02:15] CyrusTG: The sixth to the ninteenth, although the peak will be between the thirteenth and fourteenth.
[02:16] therussianinred: ZANGIEF PROUD HE KNOWS IT
[02:16] therussianinred: HE ALSO HAS MUFFINS
[02:16] therussianinred: ON TOP OF BICEPS
[02:16] groundbreaker: I will have to watch them then.Thank you.
[02:16] therussianinred: ALSO TRON MADE INVENTION
[02:16] therussianinred: ZANGIEF TALKS AND IT WRITES FOR HIM
[02:16] therussianinred: SINCE ZANGIEF NOT GOOD SPELLER HAHAHA
[02:17] therussianinred: OH NO
[02:17] therussianinred: THERE IS
[02:17] therussianinred: A GIANT CRAB
[02:17] therussianinred: ZANGIEF MUST CRAB BATTLE
[02:17] bestsweater: Good luck?
[02:17] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WIN!
[02:17] therussianinred: RUSSIAN WRESTLING NUMBER ONE
[02:17] SentinelNeph: Oh I found a map...you're in the teacher's dorms?
[02:18] bestsweater: Yep! The door's open.
[02:18] therussianinred: THIS REMINDS ZANGIEF OF STORY
[02:18] SentinelNeph: Alright, I'll be there soon then.
[02:18] therussianinred: YOU SEE ONE TIME, HE HAD A PET BEAR
*OnettKid: has left the chat
[02:18] therussianinred: THE BEAR WAS A LITTLE CRAZY
[02:18] therussianinred: HE THINK HE WAS PUPPY
[02:18] therussianinred: ONE TIME HE TRIED TO BRING BACK HUMAN TO ZANGIEF
[02:19] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WAS VERY SAD
[02:19] CyrusTG: Perhaps the mysteries of the universe...no, not all of them, by any means. Yet where did these stones originate? Perhaps they at one point knew life among them, be they from their home world or a foreign explorer...
[02:19] therussianinred: FORTUNATELY, MORGIE RESURRECTED HUMAN INTO ZOMBIE!
[02:19] therussianinred: WHY IS MAN INTURPTING ZANGIEF STORY
[02:19] therussianinred: ZANGIEF TELLS BEST STORY
[02:19] therussianinred: LITTLE MAN SHOULD LISTEN
[02:19] groundbreaker: He's an idiot Zangief, keep going.
[02:19] CyrusTG: What the universe contains...perhaps even the gods do not know.
[02:19] therussianinred: ZANGIEF KNOW WHAT UNIVERSE CONTAINS
[02:19] therussianinred: IT CONTAINS MUSCLES
[02:19] therussianinred: AND BEARS
[02:20] therussianinred: AND RUSSIAN WRESTLING
[02:20] therussianinred: OH OH
[02:20] groundbreaker: If they're really gods, they should know by default what it contains
[02:20] therussianinred: ZANGIEF SEE
[02:20] CyrusTG: ...Certainly it does, however they are not the full extent.
[02:20] therussianinred: ARMY OF MEN COMING AT HIM
[02:20] therussianinred: ZANGIEF MAY NEED A WHILE
[02:20] CyrusTG: Simply being a god does not inherently make one omnipotent. That is a human mistake.
[02:20] therussianinred: BROCK ZANGIEF WILL SEE YOU OVER THERE
[02:20] therussianinred: SAVE COOKIES FOR HIM
[02:20] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WILL SAVE MUFFINS FOR YOU
[02:20] bestsweater: I've got plenty
[02:20] therussianinred: ZANGIEF IS VERY PLEASED
[02:20] therussianinred: PLEASE TELL MAX TOCOME TOO
[02:20] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WOULD BE VERY HAPPY TO SEE HIM
[02:21] bestsweater: I'll be sure to ask.
[02:21] therussianinred: HE HAS MADE HIM A SHIRT
[02:21] therussianinred: IT IS PERHAPS TOO BIG FOR HIM SINCE IT WAS MADE FOR ZANGIEF
[02:21] therussianinred: BUT THE THOUGHT IS WHAT COUNTS
[02:21] therussianinred: OR SO ZANGIEF WAS TOLD
[02:21] therussianinred: GOODBYE FOR NOW
[02:21] therussianinred: MEN COMING AT ZANGIEF
*SentinelNeph has left the room
[02:21] therussianinred: ZANGIEF MUST FIGHT!
*therussianinred has left the room
*bestsweater has been tackled by a giant hairy Russian and a succubus and also muffins from dog god
*bestsweater had a forbidden capcom party all night long
What: Good times in the network chat room.
When: Friday, December 3rd, night.
Where: THE INTERNET
Warnings: Talk about sex, fanfic, and gratuitous use of the f-word.
Izzy: thisismecountry
Lip: puzzlecrazylip
Ghor: Gh0r
Goose: historicairshow
Marie: mariethesquirtle
Fuel: coveredinsoot
Green: goak1991
Porygon-Z: porygaze
Falcon: c4n7dr1v355
Daisy: crystalsmashing
Brock: bestsweater
ROB: ....ROB.
Nyx: NyxTheGhastly
Lyra: girlwithgator
Char: kerosenedream
Jeff Andonuts: DonutBoy
Blacky: blackasnite
Amp: amperechu
Sabrina: bendinurspoons
Vinne: vinniesaur
Sasha: sashalikestoread
Andy: mechaorange
Gideon: noirnovel
Zelda: legendof
Misty: mistycalmermayd
Bob: tobakeanapplepie
Cyrus: cyrusTG
Giovanni: groundbreaker
Nephenee: SentinelNeph
Mewtwo: m2150sbg
EVA: temptedbysnake
Ness: OnettKid
Milimili: trickroomd
Slippy: slipshot04
Anshu: solarpowermeteor
Eggman: iamtheeggman
Pit: fite4palutena
Max: tank rockarms
CAPCOM HIGH FRIENDS
Zangief: therussianinred
TronBonne: abouttherobots
Larry Butz: ifitsmellsitsme
Morrigan: verysexysuccubus
Dr. Wily: brbskullfortress
[01:58] CyrusTG: ((and Cyrus then spent the next few nights with his Houndoom in the room))
[01:58] bestsweater: [This is Brock going fsdjagdkslfsjdf behind his keyboard]
[01:58] groundbreaker: Cyrus, you could do with some loosening up, you should take her up on the offer...
[01:58] babylonmechanic: Oh man, this is gonna be hilarious...
[01:58] brbskullfortress: EGGMAN
[01:58] iamtheeggman: WILY
[01:58] brbskullfortress: YOU OVERGROWN FAT TUB OF LARD
[01:58] brbskullfortress: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING TO MY STUDENTS
[01:59] brbskullfortress: TRICKING THEM TO COME TO THIS CHATROOM
[01:59] brbskullfortress: I BET IT WAS ALL YOU
[01:59] iamtheeggman: YOU BALDING NECROPHILIAC
[01:59] brbskullfortress: I AM NOT BALD. YOU'RE BALD
[01:59] CyrusTG: You speak lunacy, Giovanni of Viridian. I will not be distracted from my goals.
[01:59] iamtheeggman: TROLLING OUR CAMPUS WITH YOUR WRETCHED EXCUSES FOR STUDENTS
[01:59] fite4palutena: :c nobody knows the temperatures?
[01:59] bestsweater: What are you making, Pit?
[01:59] iamtheeggman: MAKING ME WASTE MY TIME IN A PLACE LIKE THIS
[01:59] fite4palutena: nothing
[02:00] brbskullfortress: YOU'RE HERE BY CHOICE
[02:00] iamtheeggman: THIS IS ALL YOUR PLAN TO KEEP ME FROM MY WORK, ISN'T IT?
[02:00] groundbreaker: Your goals are ridiculous, Cyrus
[02:00] fite4palutena: but things like chicken
[02:00] brbskullfortress: ZANGIEF TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE
[02:00] fite4palutena: you have to do the right temprature or else
[02:00] bestsweater: http://whatscookingamerica.net/Information/MeatTemperatureChart.htm I googled?
[02:00] CyrusTGt: That your goals are pristine? Foolish...
[02:00] groundbreaker: I believe around 170 for chicken, Pit
[02:00] iamtheeggman: YOUR STUDENTS MENTIONED YOU, AND MY HATE FOR YOU HAS SUMMONED ME HERE
[02:00] brbskullfortress: YOU TRICKED THEM
[02:00] groundbreaker: More pristine than yours.
[02:00] fite4palutena: Oh! wow this is helpful!
[02:00] brbskullfortress: WILL THE REST OF YOU SHUT UP
[02:00] iamtheeggman: THEY TRICKED ME
[02:00] brbskullfortress: WE ARE TRYING TO TALK
[02:00] fite4palutena: THANK YOU
[02:01] babylonmechanic: Yeah, do shut up, the monkeys are trying to form sentences!
[02:01] fite4palutena: both of you
[02:01] iamtheeggman: STAY OUT OF THIS, BIRDBRAIN!!
[02:01] brbskullfortress: I SWEAR EGGMAN IF YOU KEEP HARASSING MY STUDENTS
[02:01] brbskullfortress: I'LL SHOW YOU MY REAL FORCE
[02:01] CyrusTG: To seek money and power out of greed is the very core of corruption and yet you claim that it is pristine. How deluded.
[02:02] brbskullfortress: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT GUY
[02:02] bestsweater: I, um. I don't think this is what the chat is for. I mean, I know we haven't really been using it for what it's supposed to be used for, but...
[02:02] groundbreaker: You speak of my former goals, not my current ones
[02:02] iamtheeggman: OH, I'M SO SCARED! MAYBE YOU'LL SEND SOME OF YOUR STOLEN ROBOTS AFTER ME!
[02:02] brbskullfortress: MONEY AND POWER IS WHAT ALL SCIENTISTS STRIVE FOR
[02:02] brbskullfortress: WITH THEIR ROBOT MASTERS
[02:02] iamtheeggman: BECAUSE LORD KNOWS YOU'VE NEVER HAD AN ORIGINAL IDEA TO SAVE YOUR LIFE
[02:02] groundbreaker: and you're welcome, pit
[02:02] CyrusTG: I care not.
[02:02] brbskullfortress: SHUT UP I ONLY STOLE THE FIRST ONES
[02:02] brbskullfortress: THE REST WERE ALL ME
[02:02] iamtheeggman: A REAL SCIENTIST ISN'T AFRAID TO DO HIS OWN DIRTY WORK
[02:03] iamtheeggman: OH YEAH? WHAT ABOUT THAT WHOLE "FRAME DOCTOR LIGHT" PLAN OF YOURS? THAT PATHETIC FAILURE WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS!
[02:03] brbskullfortress: YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S TAKE THIS TO PM, THOSE TWO GUYS ARGUING ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM OUR OWN ARGUING.
[02:03] brbskullfortress: AND ALL OF YOU
[02:03] brbskullfortress: WATCH YOURSELVES
[02:03] iamtheeggman: AND DOCTOR COSSACK, AND THE MR. X TOURNAMENT...
[02:04] fite4palutena: I think i shoud go now
[02:04] brbskullfortress: SHUT UP, YOU 3 HITS AND MY FLOATING CAR BREAKS DOWN
[02:04] groundbreaker: Alright, good night, Pit.
[02:04] fite4palutena: nice talking to everyone!
[02:04] bestsweater: You too, Pit.
[02:04] iamtheeggman: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IT'S 8 HITS!!!
[02:04] brbskullfortress: WHATEVER
[02:04] fite4palutena: and I got my answer so im happy
[02:04] brbskullfortress: LET'S GO OVER THERE
[02:04] groundbreaker: You as well
[02:04] brbskullfortress: I'LL SHOW YOU EIGHT HITS
[02:04] brbskullfortress: ((and then they had a PM fight like 4 year olds))
[02:04] iamtheeggman: THAT'S IT. I AM BRINGING THE HURT TO YOUR DOORSTEP RIGHT NOW.
*fite4palutena: has left the room
*brbskullfortress: has left the chat
*iamtheeggman has left the room
[02:04] sashalikestoread: what happened
[02:04] bestsweater: Well.
[02:05] therussianinred: ZANGIEF
[02:05] babylonmechanic: I don't know, but it was hilarious.
[02:05] bestsweater: There are still cookies in TD-34.
[02:05] therussianinred: WOULD LIKE COOKIE
[02:05] bestsweater: They're spicy, though. Char told me to make spicy cookies.
[02:05] SentinelNeph: What sort of cookies?
[02:05] babylonmechanic: Mm, free cookies.
[02:05] therussianinred: CAN ZANGIEF COME OVER
*babylonmechanic has left the room
[02:05] therussianinred: HE WILL GO SEE MAX AT SAME TIME
[02:05] SentinelNeph: Spicy cookies?
[02:05] therussianinred: WILL LITTLE MAN
[02:05] bestsweater: Yeah. The recipe called for cayenne pepper but I didn't have any so I used chili powder instead so I'm not sure they're any good.
[02:05] therussianinred: LET ZANGIEF IN
[02:06] ROB: It is my understanding that cookies are meant to be sweet as opposed to spicy.
[02:06] therussianinred: HE WILL BE VERY HAPPY
[02:06] groundbreaker: You can have savory cookies
[02:06] therussianinred: NO ONE HERE MAKE COOKIES
[02:06] bestsweater: I'm sorry, Zangief.
[02:06] therussianinred: MORGIE KEEPS JUST TALKING ABOUT CHEERIES
[02:06] therussianinred: AND ZANGIEF NEED COOKIES WITH BEER
[02:06] bestsweater: Isn't Capcom a little far away, though? I can mail you a package, if you like.
[02:06] therussianinred: NO ZANGIEF CAN RUN OVER
[02:06] therussianinred: JUST 1 HOUR LIGHT RUN FOR HIM
02:07] sashalikestoread: ...light run huh
[02:07] therussianinred: VERY LIGHT RUN
[02:07] therussianinred: HE WILL COME GET COOKIES
[02:07] SentinelNeph: I don't know what cayenne pepper is, but sure
[02:07] therussianinred: AND RUSSIAN DANCE WITH LITTLE MAN
[02:08] bestsweater: Well...okay.
[02:08] therussianinred: WOULD LITTLE MAN LIKE TO RUSSIAN DANCE WITH ZANGIEF
[02:08] therussianinred: !!!
[02:08] therussianinred: ZANGIEF IS SO HAPPY
[02:08] bestsweater: I don't know how to Russian dance, but...you could come over for cookies if you want to.
[02:08] therussianinred: http://newer.gifdump.com/uploads/Zangief%20Russian%20Dance.gif ZANGIEF WILL SHOW YOU
02:08] therussianinred: IT IS VERY EASY
[02:08] therussianinred: EVEN ZANGIEF KNOW HOW
[02:09] bestsweater: It looks...interesting.
[02:09] therussianinred: MORGIE LOOKING OVER ZANGIEF SHOULDER
[02:09] therussianinred: SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO COME TOO
[02:09] SentinelNeph: That looks like it might hurt
[02:09] therussianinred: WITH CHERRY
[02:09] therussianinred: PIE
[02:09] therussianinred: ZANGIEF THINK SHE WANTS TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS THO
[02:09] bestsweater: If she wants to come, sure, but maybe she should not bring cherries.
[02:10] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WILL PROTECT LITTLE MAN
[02:10] sashalikestoread: Can I come over too
[02:10] bestsweater: Sure, of course.
[02:10] vinniesaur: NO
[02:10] groundbreaker: Don't worry, I don't think Brock would get lucky anyway
[02:10] bestsweater: Vinnie, you could come too, if you want.
[02:10] bestsweater: Giovanni, you're not invited.
[02:10] sashalikestoread: WHAT
[02:10] sashalikestoread: WHAt
[02:10] sashalikestoread: GIOVANNI IS HERE?!?!?!
[02:10] sashalikestoread: ARGRTJRSYJHSRTHRSYJDTKDTYJRSTHRTJSTYJTDYJDTYJDTKJTDYKJTDYUJd
[02:11] sashalikestoread: VINNIE
[02:11] sashalikestoread: VINNIE
[02:11] groundbreaker: I have cookies I can make myself. Better ones
[02:11] vinniesaur: WAIT HE WAS GIOVANNI ALL THIS TIME?
[02:11] sashalikestoread: YOUR COOKIES ARE MADE OF DEAD POKEMON SOULS YOU ASSDICK
[02:11] bestsweater: Sure, okay, if you say so.
[02:11] groundbreaker: Hello Sasha
[02:11] vinniesaur: FUCKIN
[02:11] sashalikestoread: ASSDICK
[02:11] CyrusTG: What you call "getting lucky" is anything but. Needless lusts simply ruin the mind, distracting from anything that truly matters.
[02:11] therussianinred: LITTLE MAN TALK BIG WORDS
[02:11] therussianinred: ZANGIEF DOES NOT CARE
[02:11] therussianinred: HE WANTS COOKIES
[02:11] bestsweater: Anway, I guess I'm having a party tonight with some Capcom guys.
[02:11] sashalikestoread: I'm going over!
[02:11] bestsweater: so I should make my apartment a little more presentable, and maybe make a couple dozen more cookies.
[02:11] sashalikestoread: Right now
[02:11] groundbreaker: it's called a colloquialism, Cyrus.
[02:12] slipshot04: I'm gonna go to bed now guys. Bye
[02:12] vinniesaur: YEAH ME TOO
[02:12] CyrusTG: Yes, but it speaks volumes about the mindset of the culture that permits this.
[02:12] sashalikestoread: OKAY YAY
[02:12] sashalikestoread: PARTY WOOOOO
[02:12] bestsweater: Slippy! I'll save you some cookies!
[02:12] sashalikestoread: SEE YOU THERE!
[02:12] slipshot04: Thanks Brock!
*sashalikestoread: has left the chat
[02:12] therussianinred: ZANGIEF
[02:12] slipshot04: Bye
[02:12] therussianinred: WOULD LIKE TO
*slipshot04: has left the chat
*vinniesaur: has left the chat
[02:12] therussianinred: KNOW
[02:12] therussianinred: IF HE CAN BRING MUFFINS
[02:12] therussianinred: THEY GIFT FROM DOG LADY
[02:12] groundbreaker: I suppose so. As fun as it might be to joke about it, I don't engage in such.
[02:13] bestsweater: Dog lady?
[02:13] SentinelNeph: Um, who's the person with the cookies?
[02:13] therussianinred: HER NAME IS AMATERASU
[02:13] therussianinred: SHE IS WOLF GODDESS
[02:13] therussianinred: SHE DOES NOT MIND ME CALLING HER DOG LADY
[02:13] bestsweater: I've got the cookies!
[02:13] therussianinred: SHE FINDS IT ADORABLE
[02:13] bestsweater: And sure, muffins are great.
[02:14] therussianinred: OKAY
[02:14] SentinelNeph: I don't know your name though. I'm Nephenee, I just came here this morning
[02:14] therussianinred: SHE SAID TO SAY HI TO BEST FRIEND
[02:14] therussianinred: HER NAME IS HEATHER
[02:14] bestsweater: Oh, I'm Brock. I live in TD-34 if you want to stop by.
[02:14] therussianinred: OH ZANGIEF WAS TOLD ADDRESS BY DOG LADY
[02:14] SentinelNeph: Um, I'm not quite sure where that is
[02:15] therussianinred: HE IS RUNNING AND TALKING ON PHONE AT SAME TIME
[02:15] CyrusTG: ...fascinating. A meteor shower will be visible soon, the Geminids. It had slipped my notice.
[02:15] therussianinred: OH NO THERE IS
[02:15] therussianinred: A BEAR
[02:15] therussianinred: BEAR LOOKS ANGRY
[02:15] therussianinred: OH GOOD ZANGIEF PUNCHED IT AWAY
[02:15] groundbreaker: Really? When is it?
[02:15] therussianinred: ZANGIEF CONTINUE RUN
[02:15] CyrusTG: Those that streak across the sky, so fleeting for our world...but where did they originate? What of the universe would they know?
[02:15] bestsweater: Zangief how are you running and on the internet at the same time.
[02:15] therussianinred: ZANGIEF IS MULTITASKER
[02:15] therussianinred: IT IS A BIG WORD
[02:15] CyrusTG: The sixth to the ninteenth, although the peak will be between the thirteenth and fourteenth.
[02:16] therussianinred: ZANGIEF PROUD HE KNOWS IT
[02:16] therussianinred: HE ALSO HAS MUFFINS
[02:16] therussianinred: ON TOP OF BICEPS
[02:16] groundbreaker: I will have to watch them then.Thank you.
[02:16] therussianinred: ALSO TRON MADE INVENTION
[02:16] therussianinred: ZANGIEF TALKS AND IT WRITES FOR HIM
[02:16] therussianinred: SINCE ZANGIEF NOT GOOD SPELLER HAHAHA
[02:17] therussianinred: OH NO
[02:17] therussianinred: THERE IS
[02:17] therussianinred: A GIANT CRAB
[02:17] therussianinred: ZANGIEF MUST CRAB BATTLE
[02:17] bestsweater: Good luck?
[02:17] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WIN!
[02:17] therussianinred: RUSSIAN WRESTLING NUMBER ONE
[02:17] SentinelNeph: Oh I found a map...you're in the teacher's dorms?
[02:18] bestsweater: Yep! The door's open.
[02:18] therussianinred: THIS REMINDS ZANGIEF OF STORY
[02:18] SentinelNeph: Alright, I'll be there soon then.
[02:18] therussianinred: YOU SEE ONE TIME, HE HAD A PET BEAR
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[02:18] therussianinred: THE BEAR WAS A LITTLE CRAZY
[02:18] therussianinred: HE THINK HE WAS PUPPY
[02:18] therussianinred: ONE TIME HE TRIED TO BRING BACK HUMAN TO ZANGIEF
[02:19] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WAS VERY SAD
[02:19] CyrusTG: Perhaps the mysteries of the universe...no, not all of them, by any means. Yet where did these stones originate? Perhaps they at one point knew life among them, be they from their home world or a foreign explorer...
[02:19] therussianinred: FORTUNATELY, MORGIE RESURRECTED HUMAN INTO ZOMBIE!
[02:19] therussianinred: WHY IS MAN INTURPTING ZANGIEF STORY
[02:19] therussianinred: ZANGIEF TELLS BEST STORY
[02:19] therussianinred: LITTLE MAN SHOULD LISTEN
[02:19] groundbreaker: He's an idiot Zangief, keep going.
[02:19] CyrusTG: What the universe contains...perhaps even the gods do not know.
[02:19] therussianinred: ZANGIEF KNOW WHAT UNIVERSE CONTAINS
[02:19] therussianinred: IT CONTAINS MUSCLES
[02:19] therussianinred: AND BEARS
[02:20] therussianinred: AND RUSSIAN WRESTLING
[02:20] therussianinred: OH OH
[02:20] groundbreaker: If they're really gods, they should know by default what it contains
[02:20] therussianinred: ZANGIEF SEE
[02:20] CyrusTG: ...Certainly it does, however they are not the full extent.
[02:20] therussianinred: ARMY OF MEN COMING AT HIM
[02:20] therussianinred: ZANGIEF MAY NEED A WHILE
[02:20] CyrusTG: Simply being a god does not inherently make one omnipotent. That is a human mistake.
[02:20] therussianinred: BROCK ZANGIEF WILL SEE YOU OVER THERE
[02:20] therussianinred: SAVE COOKIES FOR HIM
[02:20] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WILL SAVE MUFFINS FOR YOU
[02:20] bestsweater: I've got plenty
[02:20] therussianinred: ZANGIEF IS VERY PLEASED
[02:20] therussianinred: PLEASE TELL MAX TOCOME TOO
[02:20] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WOULD BE VERY HAPPY TO SEE HIM
[02:21] bestsweater: I'll be sure to ask.
[02:21] therussianinred: HE HAS MADE HIM A SHIRT
[02:21] therussianinred: IT IS PERHAPS TOO BIG FOR HIM SINCE IT WAS MADE FOR ZANGIEF
[02:21] therussianinred: BUT THE THOUGHT IS WHAT COUNTS
[02:21] therussianinred: OR SO ZANGIEF WAS TOLD
[02:21] therussianinred: GOODBYE FOR NOW
[02:21] therussianinred: MEN COMING AT ZANGIEF
*SentinelNeph has left the room
[02:21] therussianinred: ZANGIEF MUST FIGHT!
*therussianinred has left the room
*bestsweater has been tackled by a giant hairy Russian and a succubus and also muffins from dog god
*bestsweater had a forbidden capcom party all night long