HOT TIMES IN THE NETWORK CHAT, PART IV
Who: A lot of people, and some Capcom High guest stars.
What: Good times in the network chat room.
When: Friday, December 3rd, night.
Where: THE INTERNET
Warnings: Talk about sex, fanfic, and gratuitous use of the f-word.
4/5 OH GOD I'M SORRY
Izzy: thisismecountry
Lip: puzzlecrazylip
Ghor: Gh0r
Goose: historicairshow
Marie: mariethesquirtle
Fuel: coveredinsoot
Green: goak1991
Porygon-Z: porygaze
Falcon: c4n7dr1v355
Daisy: crystalsmashing
Brock: bestsweater
ROB: ....ROB.
Nyx: NyxTheGhastly
Lyra: girlwithgator
Char: kerosenedream
Jeff Andonuts: DonutBoy
Blacky: blackasnite
Amp: amperechu
Sabrina: bendinurspoons
Vinne: vinniesaur
Sasha: sashalikestoread
Andy: mechaorange
Gideon: noirnovel
Zelda: legendof
Misty: mistycalmermayd
Bob: tobakeanapplepie
Cyrus: cyrusTG
Giovanni: groundbreaker
Nephenee: SentinelNeph
Mewtwo: m2150sbg
EVA: temptedbysnake
Ness: OnettKid
Milimili: trickroomd
Slippy: slipshot04
Anshu: solarpowermeteor
Eggman: iamtheeggman
Pit: fite4palutena
Max: tank rockarms
CAPCOM HIGH FRIENDS
Zangief: therussianinred
TronBonne: allabouttherobots
Larry Butz: ifitsmellsitsme
Morrigan: verysexysuccubus
Dr. Wily: brbskullfortress
[00:22] sashalikestoread: OKAY BACK
[00:22] sashalikestoread: I bumped into Vinnie
[00:22] goak1991: Mewtwo is a tool
[00:22] goak1991: Oh
[00:22] goak1991: Did you hurt yourself
[00:23] sashalikestoread: There might be some papers all over campus oops, I tried to pick up most of them
[00:23] goak1991: WHAT
[00:23] sashalikestoread: Green I never knew you liked collars like that. THAT IS SO WEIRD.
[00:23] goak1991: ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT FICTION IS
[00:23] sashalikestoread: YES
[00:23] kerosenedream: Charitard. I'm gonna punch you so hard your eggs are gonna feel it.
[00:23] goak1991: YEAH NOT TRUE
[00:24] sashalikestoread: I NEVER KNEW WE HAD SUCH WEIRD FANS
[00:24] kerosenedream: "We"
[00:24] goak1991: That would be me
[00:24] goak1991: My weird fans
[00:24] sashalikestoread: Um I'm sorry
[00:24] kerosenedream: Ain't nobody with an ounce of sense is a fan of yours, Charitard.
[00:25] sashalikestoread: Red Fanction Archive -2353 entries
[00:25] NyxTheGastly: Yeah, we get off lucky. Don't think fans give a shit about his pokemon.
[00:25] sashalikestoread: Green Fancition Archive - 2350 entries
* vinniesaur has entered the room
[00:25] c4n7dr1v355: Wow, you guys are actually...
[00:25] vinniesaur: DAMMIT
[00:25] c4n7dr1v355: wow.
[00:25] goak1991: Oh, ow, my pride
[00:25] goak1991: Are you kidding me
[00:25] kerosenedream: We're safe anyhow, Casper.
[00:25] vinniesaur: I couldn't get all the papers
[00:25] kerosenedream: We're canon.
[00:25] goak1991: That means I win
[00:25] slipshot04: Guys, I found Star Fox fanfiction.
[00:25] vinniesaur: now there's fanfiction print outs flying around campus
[00:26] kerosenedream: So who's your one true love, frog boy
[00:26] sashalikestoread: Hey there's only a few papers
[00:26] goak1991: It means I have less horrifying stories about me than Red ergo I win
[00:26] kerosenedream: Look, every paper I find
[00:26] kerosenedream: is a shot to both your kidneys.
[00:26] sashalikestoread: Pffft like you even could
[00:26] vinniesaur: oh fuck off
[00:26] slipshot04: I don't wanna talk about it
[00:26] goak1991: Hahaha that sucks Slippy welcome the the damn club
[00:26] kerosenedream: You save the big talk for after you're done pissin' red, cock squad.
[00:27] puzzlecrazylip: hmmm cock squad could be the title of the story about char
[00:27] c4n7dr1v355: I guess this is where I act professional and tell you guys not to kill each other.
[00:27] c4n7dr1v355: Whatever.
[00:27] kerosenedream: No, it couldn't.
[00:27] vinniesaur: yes it could.
[00:28] puzzlecrazylip: oh no??
[00:28] vinniesaur: I think it's PERFECT.
[00:28] NyxTheGastly: not a chance.
[00:28] slipshot04: They keep pairing me with someone named Amanda. I don't even know anyone named Amanda
[00:28] kerosenedream: You shut your mouth, Vinnie.
[00:28] puzzlecrazylip: maybe they're reading the future!!!!
*mechaorange: has joined the chat
[00:28] legendof: The microwave is smoking again.
[00:28] puzzlecrazylip: and amanda is your true love you haven't met yet
[00:28] legendof: Don't worry about it, Green, I'll take care of it
[00:28] goak1991: Are you serious
[00:29] slipshot04: Nah
[00:29] goak1991: Who the hell is doing this???
[00:29] slipshot04: That would be weird
*legendof: has left the chat
[00:29] mechaorange: Oh Hello everyone
[00:29] vinniesaur: uh hi
[00:29] goak1991: Dammit OK guys IF YOU USE THE MICROWAVE CAN YOU JUST USE IT CORRECTLY PLEASE
[00:29] sashalikestoread: who is that?
[00:29] puzzlecrazylip: hello andy!!!
[00:29] vinniesaur: you don't remember him?
[00:29] NyxTheGastly: How do you even fuck up usin' a microwave?
[00:29] slipshot04: Hi!
[00:30] mechaorange: Hmm? There is a problem with a microwave? Whats the problem with it?
[00:30] kerosenedream: Was it tinfoil?
[00:30] goak1991: I have no idea but whoever is doing it is doing some really awful shit to it
[00:30] kerosenedream: I bet it's tinfoil.
[00:30] mechaorange: Also, who is this puzzlelip person? Is that you, Jake?
[00:30] kerosenedream: Considerin' the prizewinners we got here, I'll be surprised if it ain't a lump of lead.
[00:30] puzzlecrazylip: nooo it's me, lip!!
[00:30] mechaorange:.....lip?
[00:31] puzzlecrazylip: i'm the fairy who talks over the intercom sometimes!!!
[00:31] kerosenedream: She's one of the firecrotch brigade.
[00:31] puzzlecrazylip: REDHEAD GANG!!! YEAH!!!
[00:32] sashalikestoread: RED HAIR?!
[00:32] sashalikestoread: I HAVE RED HAIR
[00:32] puzzlecrazylip: yep!!
[00:32] puzzlecrazylip: really??
[00:32] mechaorange: I didnt knew we had a FireCrotch team... And Now I kinda can put a screenname behind the voice
[00:32] puzzlecrazylip: so do me and char
[00:32] sashalikestoread: I know char
[00:32] puzzlecrazylip: oh cool
[00:32] mechaorange: Also, FireCrotch? I would suggest seeing a doctor about that... ANYWAYS, What about that Microwave?
[00:33] goak1991: You're not doing the stuff with the microwave are you
[00:33] mechaorange: Depends who asks
[00:33] vinniesaur: andy, I'm pretty sure firecrotch is char being a asshole.
[00:33] goak1991: I'm going to kill you Andy
[00:33] kerosenedream: My hair's redder'n hers, moron.
[00:34] mechaorange: ...I dont think you would be able to kill me, you would have to answer to Max or one of my Tanks.
[00:34] mechaorange: Besides, who are you?
[00:34] kerosenedream: Whoa, hey.
[00:35] kerosenedream: Ain't no tanks gettin' near the boss.
[00:35] slipshot04: Jeez. Stop fighting guys
[00:35] goak1991: I'm the asshole who had to clean an inch's worth of some unknown black substance from inside the microwave
[00:35] mechaorange: Seems like you are the janitor?
[00:35] goak1991: PS I've never seen Zelda so frustrated so good luck with that
[00:35] mechaorange: And boss of what?
[00:35] kerosenedream: Can I hit him, boss?
[00:35] goak1991: No that's Raiden are you serious do you go to this school
*trickroomd: has joined the chat
[00:35] goak1991: Yes of course
[00:36] trickroomd: hey
[00:36] trickroomd: hey
[00:36] trickroomd: hey
[00:36] trickroomd: hey
[00:36] puzzlecrazylip: hiii
[00:36] trickroomd: hey
*kerosenedream is away
[00:36] mechaorange: How can you punch me in the internet?
[00:36] mechaorange: and... hello?
[00:36] NyxTheGastly: stay there a minute and find out.
[00:36] trickroomd: oo fite?
[00:36] vinniesaur: who the hell is trickroomd
[00:37] trickroomd:
[00:37] mechaorange: I dont know, could be anyone.,.. could be... HAWKE.
[00:37] trickroomd: YES
[00:37] trickroomd: i'm hawke
[00:37] mechaorange: HAWKE.
[00:37] sashalikestoread: Hawke?
[00:37] vinniesaur: Huh?
[00:37] trickroomd: nice 2 meetcha
[00:37] vinniesaur: is that black storm guy?
[00:37] trickroomd: ye
[00:37] mechaorange: THE Black Storm Guy-
[00:38] sashalikestoread: what
[00:38] mechaorange:...Hawke. Go Away.
[00:38] trickroomd: no way i'm here for teh paryt
[00:38] sashalikestoread: I think you are having problems with your keyboard
[00:38] trickroomd: cn't have party w/o em
[00:38] mechaorange: Hawke, why is your linguistics off tonight? Are you drunk on coffee again?
[00:39] sashalikestoread: you can get drunk off coffee?
[00:39] trickroomd: i thnik u having problems wiht ur attitude
[00:39] mechaorange: I dont know.
[00:39] trickroomd: yes
[00:39] trickroomd: i am
[00:39] trickroomd: drukn
[00:39] vinniesaur: hey, if you're hawke
[00:39] trickroomd: on cofee
[00:39] vinniesaur: do you know where lash went off to?
[00:39] mechaorange: Thats a way to speak, Hawke.
[00:39] trickroomd: she went back to the kitchen
[00:39] trickroomd: wehre she beolng
[00:39] mechaorange: Lash is away? In the Kitchen?
[00:39] trickroomd: yse
[00:39] mechaorange...woah Hawke... I never knew you... woah... I...
[00:40] trickroomd: makin me sandwich
[00:40] trickroomd: and coffee
[00:40] slipshot04: No. She's just away
[00:40] vinniesaur: uh...
[00:40] trickroomd: she got a chain
[00:40] sashalikestoread: Isn't Hawke like the no eyebrows guy?
[00:40] sashalikestoread: or is that Cyrus
[00:40] sashalikestoread: I can never tell
[00:40] sashalikestoread: I think they are twins
[00:40] trickroomd: and she cant leave anymore so u don't have to wrry about that bitch
[00:40] vinniesaur: dude, what the hell
[00:41] thejaimonster: Andy -
[00:41] mechaorange: ...
[00:41] trickroomd:
[00:41] mechaorange: You cant be Hawke.
[00:41] trickroomd: WHO SAYZ
[00:41] trickroomd: U DONT KNOW ME
[00:41] trickroomd: CAN U SEE THRU INTERNET
[00:41] porygaze: Yes.
[00:42] trickroomd: who u
[00:42] sashalikestoread: Oh Arceus you've just been virtual birded...thing.
[00:42] sashalikestoread: That guy fixed my computer
[00:42] mechaorange: I dont know, Hawke.... I cant really see if your webcam is activated or not.
[00:42] porygaze: You have not logged on from the PC designated to Hawke.
*slipshot04 is away
[00:42] trickroomd: u not usin it eather
00:43] mechaorange: Porygaze, He is not? What computer ID is it then?
[00:43] trickroomd: its my computer you can't hack because i'm supr smart
[00:43] porygaze: Please stand by. I am tracing.
[00:43] trickroomd: IT'S A FAKE ADRESS
[00:43] trickroomd: LIAR
[00:43] mechaorage: Hawke, are you at Black Hole HQ?
[00:43] trickroomd: also i'mnaked
[00:43] trickroomd: yes
[00:44] mechaorange: ...I... Didnt wanted to have that mental image... now... I.... uh.... and then Lash... and.... aah...
[00:44] trickroomd: lash loves me
[00:44] trickroomd: she made me etxra sandwich
[00:44] mechaorange:...I think im gonna be rather sick.
[00:44] sashalikestoread: This makes no sense
[00:44] ROB: …How perplexing.
[00:44] trickroomd:
[00:44] trickroomd: U HAETIN ON LOVE??????????????????????????????
[00:45] sashalikestoread: All these happy faces
[00:45] trickroomd: Y DO YOU HATE LVOE
*fite4palutena: has joined the chat
[00:45] puzzlecrazylip: hahahah mr. hawke you're funny
[00:45] trickroomd: i kno
[00:45] mechaorange: well, Hawke... After the whole war business of you, talking about love is rather... anticlimatic
[00:45] porygaze: User trickroomd's computer is in room BW-02
[00:45] sirfortunecookie: Daisy: I thought Hawke hated emotions.
[00:45] puzzlecrazylip: i'm getting so tired!!! i'm going to post my stories tomorrow sometime but go to bed now
[00:45] trickroomd: SEE I TRICKING YOU ALREADY
[00:45] dizzywings: hiiiii!
[00:45] porygaze: Designated for student: milimili
[00:45] trickroomd: that's nt true you neverfind me
[00:45] trickroomd: actually........................
[00:45] puzzlecrazylip: goodnight school!!!!!
[00:45] sashalikestoread: ...
[00:45] trickroomd: in dat room therez also a pikachu
[00:45] sashalikestoread: YOU'RE THAT GHOST
*puzzlecrazylip: has left the chat
[00:46] trickroomd: YOU'RE THAT GHOST
[00:46] sashalikestoread: THAT WE MET
[00:46] porygaze: Situated in the girl's dorms
[00:46] mechaorange: Hawke, why are you doing in a ghost room?
[00:46] mechaorange: ...Hawke.... why.... and... uh.... UH...
[00:46] trickroomd: i subdued all of the pkeemons
[00:46] trickroomd: in the room
[00:46] sashalikestoread: Andy, that is a ghost
[00:46] trickroomd: NO
[00:46] sashalikestoread: YES
[00:46] vinniesaur: GET OUT
[00:46] trickroomd: I HAWKE
[00:46] NyxTheGastly: maybe mili possessed him
[00:46] mechaorange: Well, he sure looks like one because HE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD A WHILE AGO... but still
[00:46] sashalikestoread: STOP LYING
[00:47] trickroomd: IM NOT LYING
[00:47] trickroomd: !!!!!!!
[00:47] sashalikestoread: What is Hawke a Zombie
00:47] fite4palutena: what are we talking abouuuut
[00:47] vinniesaur: Hawke is DEAD?
[00:47] thejaimonster: Andy - just a Black Hole CO who wouldnt stay dead
[00:47] sashalikestoread: He'S A ZOMBIE?
[00:47] vinniesaur: WHY IS THIS SCHOOL FILLED WITH GHOSTS
[00:47] sashalikestoread: !!! HE IS A ZOMBIE
[00:47] trickroomd: i'm, just in tht room
[00:47] trickroomd: damn pokemon
[00:47] sashalikestoread: AND HE LIKES UNDERAGED GIRLS
[00:47] mechaorange: I dont know if he is a Zombie, maybe he is since all he eats and drinks is coffee
[00:47] NyxTheGastly: What, you not like ghosts or somethin', Vinnie?
[00:47] vinniesaur: FUCK OFF
[00:48] goak1991: Yeah what's with that Vinnie
[00:48] trickroomd: oh you scared?
[00:48] NyxTheGastly: nope
[00:48] trickroomd: aw you scared
[00:48] bestsweater: Okay, I...found a recipe for spicy cookies but I didn't have any cayenne pepper so I used chili powder instead.
[00:48] trickroomd: scared of ghosts
[00:48] thejaimonster: Andy - Vinnie?
[00:48] vinniesaur: WHAT
[00:48] goak1991: Nyx you should go visit Vinnie sometime
[00:48] mechaorange: Who are you, Vinnie
[00:48] NyxTheGastly: You read my mind, Boss.
[00:48] sashalikestoread: Yeah and then Sonny can go visit Nyx
[00:49] vinniesaur: what the hell kind of RA are you
[00:49] sashalikestoread: I'm sure she'd love that
[00:49] sashalikestoread: He'd love to see you again
[00:49] goak1991: The best kind
[00:49] trickroomd: i'll visit vinnie
[00:49] trickroomd: u want in kitchen?
[00:49] goak1991: Yeah you should too
[00:49] sashalikestoread: No Hawke stay away
[00:49] trickroomd: I have another oven
[00:49] trickroomd: for u
[00:49] NyxTheGastly: yeah if the fat fuck wants to get poisoned again
[00:49] goak1991: He want in kitchen
[00:49] trickroomd:
[00:49] trickroomd: ok
[00:49] trickroomd: come here bb
[00:49] mechaorange: Hawke, I ... why are you eating sandwiches
[00:49] trickroomd: I LIKE THEM
[00:49] trickroomd: WHO ARE YOU
*abouttherobots: has joined the chat
[00:50] fite4palutena: what are we talking aboooout
[00:50] mechaorange: Hawke. Im doubtful that you are even the real Hawke
[00:50] abouttherobots: Yes! It worked, it worked! I knew these guys were dumb.
[00:50] fite4palutena: hi
[00:50] goak1991: Dead people
[00:50] vinniesaur: stupid people.
[00:50] trickroomd: u dumb
*verysexysuccubus: has joined the chat
[00:51] verysexysuccubus: Oh. Don't mind me ~~~
[00:51] fite4palutena: hiii
[00:51] mechaorange: - Mind who?
[00:52] SentinelNeph: Nephenee- ...I'm tryin ta use thiscomputer thing..it's real hard
[00:52] trickroomd: WOW YUR DUMBBBBBBB
[00:52] vinniesaur: can someone boot this idiot out already?
[00:53] vinniesaur: where the hell's that duck thing
[00:53] trickroomd: hawke, that's mee, thinks yur really stupid
[00:53] trickroomd: oh vinnie, you shuld cme to my kitchen
[00:53] trickroomd: lash will make yo sanwich
00:53] thejaimonster: Gideon - I am back, Said book was rather a light read... and I see an Invitation for a Picnic?
[00:54] lSentinelNeph: well I've never used one before
*whenitsmellsitme: has joined the chat
[00:54] trickroomd: EVERYONE COME tO MY KITCHEN I MAKE YOU SLAVES
[00:54] trickroomd: i mean sammiches
[00:54] goak1991: Welcome to the school Nephenee! From all of us in the RA department, we hope your time at Smash Academy will be wonderful! If you have any questions feel free to ask us. The team here is Zelda, Meta Knight, Maxwell, and Green. Our doors are always open!
[00:54] whenitsmellsitme: YESSSSS
[00:54] trickroomd: dicks
[00:54] goak1991: ....
[00:54] trickroomd: dicks
[00:54] trickroomd: dicks
[00:54] whenitsmellsitme: WHERE THE LADIES AT
[00:54] goak1991: Woah
[00:54] trickroomd: dicks
[00:54] trickroomd: HERE
[00:54] vinniesaur: what the
[00:54] bestsweater: who..?
[00:54] abouttherobots: ...no you idiot get out of here
[00:54] goak1991: Maxwell what did you do
[00:54] goak1991: HE WAS
[00:54] vinniesaur: who the hell are these guys
[00:54] noirnovel: ...Is the topic still cursewords?
[00:54] goak1991: DID HE MESS WITH MY COMPUTER
[00:55] trickroomd: yes
[00:55] trickroomd: dicks
[00:55] trickroomd: dicks
[00:55] trickroomd: dicks
[00:55] SentinelNeph: [She blushes] aw, thank ya
[00:55] verysexysuccubus: Oh dear...and here us girls were having fun when you just had to Butt in...
[00:55] trickroomd: Butts
[00:55] abouttherobots: Well it's not like there very fun anyway
[00:55] noirnovel: I see your fixation with male phaluses, but I dont seem to know the need to drown in a sea of them
[00:55] trickroomd: Hawke is gay
[00:55] trickroomd: that's me
[00:55] trickroomd: I'm gay
[00:55] trickroomd: and also like girls
[00:55] mechaorange: HAWKE IS GAY. WHAT. EXPLAIN.
[00:55] whenitsmellsitme: No I don't want to talk about dudes
[00:55] trickroomd: so actually...
[00:55] whenitsmellsitme: where are the chicks dude
[00:56] trickroomd: there ARE NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:56] whenitsmellsitme: I thought there were hot chicks in here
[00:56] bestsweater: ...Who are you people?
[00:56] trickroomd: no
[00:56] whenitsmellsitme: What awww
[00:56] trickroomd: all chicks are ugly
[00:56] trickroomd: have dicks
[00:56] mechaorange: I dont know anymore
[00:56] sashalikestoread: What no we don't
[00:56] vinniesaur: you guys don't know these freaks?
[00:56] goak1991: No
[00:56] bestsweater: I can't say I do.
[00:56] trickroomd: i do they're my sisters
[00:56] trickroomd: allof htem
[00:57] mechaorange: You arent Hawke.
[00:57] trickroomd: i hae extended family
[00:57] goak1991: Hey does anyone have a virus I can release on Maxwell's computer that asshole did some shit with my instant messenger to make me be nice
[00:57] trickroomd: HOW DO YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:57] abouttherobots: Man you guys are sooo dumb.
[00:57] mechaorange: I just think I know, NotHawke
[00:57] abouttherobots: I TOLD YOU THEY WERE DUMB
[00:57] SentinelNeph: ...
[00:57] goak1991: Dude who the hell are you people
[00:57] goak1991: Are you from Capcom
[00:57] goak1991: Get out of here
[00:57] whenitsmellsitme: DUDE THEY GUESSED
[00:57] noirnovel: Oh, I see we are having a roll call here?
[00:57] abouttherobots: OH FOR...LARRY JUST GET OUT
[00:57] vinniesaur: what the hell?! NO WE'RE NOT
[00:58] SentinelNeph: What's capcom?
[00:58] abouttherobots: What's Capcom? who's the idiot?
[00:58] goak1991: Oh it's you
[00:58] noirnovel: What is capcom indeed
[00:58] abouttherobots: You guys have a school of idiots
[00:58] verysexysuccubus: Now now my dear
[00:58] goak1991: Are you the Larry Butz who graffitis up the front gate
[00:58] SentinelNeph: I jus got here this morning, I don't know too much about this place
[00:58] trickroomd: fine u all ugly i cant ehav ugyl housifwes
[00:59] trickroomd: U R ALL GULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:59] goak1991: Maybe you shouldn't sign your name dickbag
*therussianinred: has joined the chat
[00:59] therussianinred: WHERE IS TINY BLUE MAN
[00:59] fite4palutena: capcom is our rival scool guys!!!!
[00:59] thejaimonster: Andy - MY MOM SAYS IM CUTE
[00:59] c4n7dr1v355: I heard Capcom.
[00:59] c4n7dr1v355: Do I have to kick some asses?
[00:59] fite4palutena: dont yu remember!!
[00:59] mechaorange: so THERE.
[00:59] trickroomd: HE LIES 2 U
[00:59] abouttherobots: LOL Oh I'm soooo scared
[00:59] fite4palutena: whlo are you?
[01:00] c4n7dr1v355: Probably people we creamed on the football field last year.
[01:00] goak1991: Falcon some Capcom students hacked into the chat which I just don't fucking get
*CyrusTG: has joined the chat
[01:00] SentinelNeph: Oooo. Alright.
[01:00] therussianinred: YOU CAPTAIN MAN RIGHT?
[01:00] therussianinred: WHERE IS TINY BLUE MAN
[01:00] fite4palutena: mayube thats why they're so mad!
[01:00] CyrusTG: I trust the situation has improved.
[01:00] goak1991: It's Friday night are you guys serious with this
[01:00] therussianinred: AND HIS MUSCLES
*trickroomd: has left the chat
[01:00] therussianinred: ZANGIEF MUST SPEAK WITH HIM
[01:00] c4n7dr1v355: Max is not here.
[01:00] therussianinred: WHAT
[01:00] c4n7dr1v355: I'll send him your regards
*trickroomd: has joined the chat
[01:00] vinniesaur: max is... the tiny blue man...?
[01:00] mechaorange: Who looks for Max? he is my roommate
[01:00] therussianinred: HE IS VERY TINY COMPARED TO ZANGIEF
[01:00] c4n7dr1v355: Yeah, you should see Zangief.
[01:00] SentinelNeph: Why are your words so big and red
[01:00] therussianinred: BUT HE IS VERY GOOD LOOKING
[01:00] trickroomd: hey.
[01:00] trickroomd: hey.
[01:00] trickroomd: hey
[01:00] trickroomd: hey
[01:00] trickroomd: hey
[01:01] trickroomd: hey
[01:01] fite4palutena: what
[01:01] ROB: Given average human muscle-to-fat ratios and heights, Max is hardly considered tiny.
[01:01] CyrusTG: ...What in the world...
[01:01] ROB: If anything, you are both above average in size.
[01:01] verysexysuccubus: Oh but you haven't see Zangief have you ~~~
[01:01] mechaorange: Mr. Zangief, what is your inquiry? Ill pass on the holla to Max from you
[01:01] therussianinred: TELL HIM
[01:01] therussianinred: HE STILL OWE ZANGIEF
[01:01] therussianinred: RUSSIAN DANCE
[01:01] c4n7dr1v355: Right.
[01:01] mechaorange: I dont think Max dances, but Ill let him know
[01:01] trickroomd: i'll give you a russian dance
[01:02] sashalikestoread: Max can dance? 8D
[01:02] sashalikestoread: ...or not
[01:02] sashalikestoread: I would love to see Max dance
[01:02] fite4palutena: I bet he can!
[01:02] therussianinred: YOU CAN SEE MAX DANCE WITH ZANGIEF
[01:02] mechaorange: ...I wanna see that
[01:02] abouttherobots: Oh god Zangief get over yourself
*trickroomd: has left the chat
[01:02] abouttherobots: He is flexing in the common room
[01:02] abouttherobots: Why is he flexing in the common room
[01:02] CyrusTG: ...Such insistance on such petty things...
[01:03] verysexysuccubus: I don't know Tron, but I like it.
[01:03] vinniesaur: how's he flexing and typing at the same time
[01:03] mechaorange: - When is Max not flexing?
[01:03] abouttherobots: HELLOOOOO
[01:03] abouttherobots: HAVE YOU
[01:03] goak1991: WHY ARE YOU IN THE HOMEWORK HELP CHAT OF A SCHOOL YOU DON'T GO TO
[01:03] abouttherobots: EVER SEEN ZANGIEF?
[01:03] abouttherobots: BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE DUMB
[01:03] abouttherobots: AND STUPID
[01:03] abouttherobots: AND LEFT THIS CHATROOM OPEN
[01:03] abouttherobots: Not that it would change much
[01:03] abouttherobots: it's super easy to hack in
[01:03] mechaorange: I can assure you Im not dumb nor stupid
[01:03] whenitsmellsitme: So...there really is no chicks? D: D: D: D:
[01:03] goak1991: Wow congratulations I hope you're enjoying yourselves
[01:04] sirfortunecookie: Daisy: I am so confused right now...
[01:04] fite4palutena: it's just capcom guys, Daisy!
[01:04] abouttherobots: What's so hard to understand?
[01:04] abouttherobots: You guys are dumb
[01:04] abouttherobots: Capcom is better
[01:04] crystalsmashing: Oh, great.
[01:04] fite4palutena: nu-uh!!
[01:04] whenitsmellsitme: DAISY?!
[01:04] whenitsmellsitme: IS YOUR NAME REALLY DAISY
[01:04] c4n7dr1v355: Which is why you totally lose ot us all the time, right?
[01:04] whenitsmellsitme: Youhave got to be a girl
[01:04] goak1991: Daisy is a boy's name
[01:04] crystalsmashing: Uh, yeah?
[01:04] whenitsmellsitme: HELLO
[01:04] SentinelNeph: I'ma girl.
[01:04] goak1991: NO Daisy....
[01:04] whenitsmellsitme: my name is Larry
[01:05] whenitsmellsitme: would you...liketo go out sometime
[01:05] sirfortunecookie: Daisy: …Do I know you?
[01:05] fite4palutena: I think the record can show you
[01:05] abouttherobots: Not like I care genius
[01:05] abouttherobots: I don't play your stupid football games
[01:05] fite4palutena: we beat you more
[01:05] goak1991: Where the hell did Porygon go
[01:05] whenitsmellsitme: No but I'd love to meet you!
[01:05] fite4palutena: but it's your school! Dont you support it?
[01:05] abouttherobots: Oh that little bird thing?
[01:06] abouttherobots: he can't beat me.
[01:06] goak1991: Wha'd the succubus say your name was?
[01:06] goak1991: Tron?
[01:06] goak1991: Like the movie?
*solarpowermeteor: has joined the chat
[01:06] goak1991: Great name kudos to your parents they must have loved you
[01:07] vinniesaur: what the hell'd you do to the porygon
[01:07] crystalsmashing: Wait, you're one of those Capcom guys, right?
[01:07] solarpowermeteor: Hello.
[01:07] whenitsmellsitme: oh oh Daisy
[01:07] whenitsmellsitme: here let me
[01:07] whenitsmellsitme: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/134/1/a/Avatar__Larry_Butz_by_WillMaraudForFood.png show you my love
01:07] crystalsmashing: Gee, I'm really flattered!
[01:08] solarpowermeteor: I've never seen you around before.
[01:08] crystalsmashing: But I'm gonna be busy...
[01:08] verysexysuccubus: Larry please, don't send them your photos
[01:08] solarpowermeteor: You must be new.
[01:08] verysexysuccubus: At least let ME do it first ~~~~
[01:08] goak1991: Yeah busy forever
[01:08] CyrusTG: This place...You only steel my resolve to act to end this chaos.
[01:08] SentinelNeph: Oh, that you Mr. Cyrus?
[01:08] goak1991: CYRUS YOU'RE NOT HELPING
[01:08] solarpowermeteor: I cannot tell who anyone is in here. Screen names are confusing.
[01:08] verysexysuccubus: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/Morrigan%28Darkstalkers%29.png
[01:08] fite4palutena: Me neither!
[01:08] CyrusTG: Yes. Who might you be?
[01:09] fite4palutena: mostly...
[01:09] abouttherobots: oh god did you really both send your pictures
[01:09] goak1991: THIS SHIT HAS GONE ON FAR ENOUG
[01:09] goak1991: ....
[01:09] solarpowermeteor: I am Anshu.
[01:09] goak1991: woah is that you
[01:09] solarpowermeteor: Just in case anyone was curious.
[01:09] SentinelNeph: Um, we met this mornin. It's Nephenee
[01:09] abouttherobots: Yeah that's her
[01:09] fite4palutena: woaah!
[01:09] CyrusTG: Very well.
[01:09] solarpowermeteor: I was going to get help for homework, but it seems... sort of busy in here.
[01:09] fite4palutena: are those your real wings?
[01:09] sashalikestoread: OMG THOSE WINGS
[01:09] goak1991: Uh
[01:09] sashalikestoread: I HAVE WINGS TOO
[01:09] goak1991: What's your name
[01:09] verysexysuccubus: Morrigan ~~~
[01:10] crystalsmashing: Yeah, um… good night everybody!
[01:10] Sentinel Neph: ...is she a laguz?
*crystalsmashing has left the room>
[01:10] fite4palutena: niiiiiiiiight daisy!!!
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: NO DAISY WAIT
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: I CAN CHANGE
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: FOR YOU
[01:10] solarpowermeteor: I think you missed her.
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: DON'T GO ;___;
[01:10] goak1991: I like your
[01:10] goak1991: clothes
[01:10] solarpowermeteor: Sorry.
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[01:10] goak1991: Morrigan
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: NO MY LIFE
[01:10] fite4palutena: I think she just wanted to go to bed
[01:10] verysexysuccubus: oh my what a flatterer
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: She went to bed? ;_;
[01:10] c4n7dr1v355: Well, as fascinating as you kids are, it's Friday night and I've got things to do.
[01:10] vinniesaur: Green what the hell you're not supposed to be flirting with the Capcommers
[01:11] therussianinred: NO WAIT
[01:11] fite4palutena: bye!
[01:11] therussianinred: LITTLE CAPTAIN MAN
[01:11] goak1991: I'm not flirting I'm just making an observation
[01:11] therussianinred: WOULD YOU
[01:11] c4n7dr1v355: What is it, Zangief?
[01:11] therussianinred: LIKE TO RUSSIAN DANCE TOO
[01:11] SentinelNeph: I like your hair Morrigan, it's real pretty
[01:11] c4n7dr1v355: No thank,s Zangief.
[01:11] fite4palutena: DO ITT!!!
[01:11] fite4palutena: NO CAPTAIN NO
[01:11] fite4palutena: DO
[01:11] therussianinred: IS LITTLE MAN SCARED
[01:11] fite4palutena: IT
[01:11] c4n7dr1v355: No.
[01:11] abouttherobots: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
[01:11] abouttherobots: I BET HE IS
[01:11] fite4palutena: if you do it i'll dlo it!
[01:11] goak1991: Jeez you fuckin' prude Vinnie
[01:12] verysexysuccubus: Really Captain ~ I would think your ass would be much...stronger
[01:12] fite4palutena: I dont know how to russian dance but i can learn!
[01:12] c4n7dr1v355: I'm not Russian dancing.
[01:12] whenitsmellsitme: I don't really care about guys dancing off
[01:12] CyrusTG: This situation...that such things happen is simply wrong. An error in the universe.
[01:12] solarpowermeteor: I was told that this was a chat for homework help. Am I in the wrong thing?
[01:12] therussianinred: LITTLE CAPTAIN
[01:12] therussianinred: IS SCARED
[01:12] therussianinred: BIG WUSSY
[01:12] therussianinred: WAH WAH WAH
[01:12] CyrusTG: It is. However, it has been dominated by such...foolishness.
[01:12] c4n7dr1v355: If you want me to rip your arm off and beat you with it, though, i can make it happen.
[01:12] solarpowermeteor: Oh. Okay.
[01:12] fite4palutena: no I think he's just embarrassed
[01:12] therussianinred: HA HA HA
[01:12] therussianinred: CAPTAIN HAS A STRANGE SENSE OF HUMOR
[01:12] CyrusTG: Anshu, I will assist you. In the hopes of educating others, inquire here.
[01:12] therussianinred: ZANGIEF ARM BIGGER THAN CAPTAIN
[01:13] c4n7dr1v355: No, I'm being completely serious.
[01:13] ROB: This seems like an unnecessary display of violent intent.
[01:13] lilrebbitzen: I don't even understand what's goin on either, Anshu
[01:13] solarpowermeteor: Alright, I will. Hold on.
[01:13] therussianinred: SO IS ZANGIEF
[01:13] goak1991: Do it Falcon
[01:13] c4n7dr1v355: Sure, I'll do it.
[01:13] c4n7dr1v355: It's on.
[01:13] fite4palutena: 8DDD
[01:13] c4n7dr1v355: And then you and Max can Russian dance, providing I leave your legs intact.
*groundbreaker has entered the chat
[01:14] goak1991: Hahahah rad
[01:14] groundbreaker: I suppose this is the chat then?
[01:14] c4n7dr1v355: Also I hope you like being on fire.
[01:14] c4n7dr1v355: Because that will probably happen.
[01:14] therussianinred: FIRE NO PROBLEM FOR ZANGIEF
[01:14] fite4palutena: yeah, this is the chat.
[01:14] therussianinred: IN RUSSIA, HE TRAIN WITH BEARS
[01:14] therussianinred: SOMETIMES
[01:14] therussianinred: BEARS WERE ON FIRE
[01:15] goak1991: It smells like glory in here
[01:15] c4n7dr1v355: I'm like ten on-fire bears.
[01:15] CyrusTG: Such as it is.
[01:15] therussianinred: ZANGIEF KILLED THEM ALL
[01:15] c4n7dr1v355: plus a couple on-fire mountain lions.
[01:15] groundbreaker: ...It seems rather chaotic.
*brbskullfortress: has joined the chat
[01:15] SentinelNeph: Where's Russia?
[01:15] goak1991: Oh hey welcome to the vortex old man
[01:15] abouttherobots: oh shit it's Dr.W
[01:16] vinniesaur: is that another capcom freak
[01:16] goak1991: Don't think I didn't notice you've been avoiding me Moretti you just can't handle the awesome
[01:16] goak1991: It's cool not many can
[01:16] verysexysuccubus: No I've just been...doing other things.
[01:16] verysexysuccubus: mmmmm
[01:16] groundbreaker: Pardon? I don't recognize you from your screenname
*Slipshot04 is available
[01:16] ROB: Query: Why are Capcom High members permitted into a Smash Academy private chatroom?
[01:17] c4n7dr1v355: They're not.
[01:17] goak1991: It's the Viridian City Gym Leader
[01:17] NyxTheGastly: as interesting as this is, i got better things to do with my friday night. later.
[01:17] abouttherobots: Because it's not a private chat room.
[01:17] abouttherobots: you guys are that dumb
[01:17] slipshot04: Back. What I miss?
[01:17] therussianinred: LITTLE COACH MAN
*NyxTheGastly: has left the chat
[01:17] c4n7dr1v355: Yes, Zangief?
[01:17] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WILL MAKE SURE YOU RUSSIAN DANCE WITH HIM ON FIRE
[01:17] therussianinred: MAX ALSO
[01:17] CyrusTG: I believe there had once been a teacher exchange.
[01:17] therussianinred: THERE CAN ALSO BE RUSSIAN BEARS
[01:17] c4n7dr1v355: Okay, Zangief.
[01:17] c4n7dr1v355: If that helps you sleep at night.
[01:17] therussianinred: ZANGIEF IS MOST PLEASED WITH THIS TURN OF EVENTS
[01:17] groundbreaker: I see. You're Green, then.
[01:18] therussianinred: NO ZANGIEF DOES NOT NEED TO SLEEP
[01:18] therussianinred: ZANGIEF LIVES ON POWER OF BICEPS ALONE
[01:18] goak1991: Yeah that's me
[01:18] slipshot04: Sure
[01:18] abouttherobots: GDIT HE IS FLEXING AGAIN
[01:18] abouttherobots: STOP THAT
[01:18] abouttherobots: IT'S GROSS
[01:18] fite4palutena: just biceps? weeeeeaaaak!
[01:18] verysexysuccubus: You've obviously not seen Zangief my dear~~~~
[01:18] groundbreaker: Well met, then.
[01:18] slipshot04: Who are these guys?
[01:19] c4n7dr1v355: Capcom.
[01:19] goak1991: Wow Morrigan don't you ever get tired of being around muscle heads
[01:19] goak1991: I would
[01:19] verysexysuccubus: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080506051729/streetfighter/images/b/b0/ZangiefSFIIDTPortrait.jpg
[01:19] verysexysuccubus: Oh it has it's implications my dear
[01:19] SentinelNeph: ...He's real big
[01:19] slipshot04: What are they doing here? I thought this was Sumabura only!
[01:19] verysexysuccubus: I'm just very sad Zangief doesn't swing that way~~~
[01:19] goak1991: REALLY NOW
[01:20] vinniesaur: holy shit you ARE bigger than max
[01:20] SentinelNeph: I wonder if Commander Ike could beat him
[01:20] therussianinred: WHO IS IKE
[01:20] therussianinred: IS HE PUNY MAN
[01:20] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WOULD CRUSH WITH ONE HAND
[01:20] goak1991: So what do you teach or something
[01:20] SentinelNeph: He's the leader of the Greil Mercenaries...or was before he left
[01:20] verysexysuccubus: Oh me?
[01:20] SentinelNeph: He's real strong
[01:20] goak1991: Yeah
[01:21] verysexysuccubus: Sexual education my dear ~~~
[01:21] whenitsmellsitme: SHE IS THE BEST TEACHER
[01:21] abouttherobots: Yeah the times you actually end up being there Butz.
[01:21] slipshot04: Bet he isn't better than Fox!
[01:21] solarpowermeteor: I don't understand sexual education.
[01:21] abouttherobots: You always end up in the infermary
[01:21] goak1991: Oh yeah cool we got that here too you should come check out the campus sometime it's pretty awesome
[01:21] verysexysuccubus: Oh I already have my dear
[01:22] goak1991: Just you not Jeff Bridges and Larry Fartz
01:22] fite4palutena: yes! campus is great!
[01:22] verysexysuccubus: Sexual Education teachers have a network between ourselves.~
[01:22] verysexysuccubus: I must say you are all...very lucky to have such a handsome man for your classes.
[01:22] groundbreaker: ((Why does this woman remind me of Ivan...))
[01:22] c4n7dr1v355: Yeah, well, speaking of sexual education it's Friday night and I don't know what I'm still doing here.
[01:22] therussianinred: YOU
[01:22] goak1991: Damn I need to hang out around Dragmire more often
[01:22] therussianinred: GO GET MAX
[01:22] therussianinred: WHERE IS MAX
[01:23] c4n7dr1v355: I don't know.
[01:23] c4n7dr1v355: Lifting, probably.
[01:23] therussianinred: YOU COACH
[01:23] therussianinred: YOU FIND HIM
[01:23] fite4palutena: He's probably not at school...
[01:23] solarpowermeteor: I cannot find my homework...
[01:23] fite4palutena: so he can't go get him
*solarpowermeteor is away
[01:24] therussianinred: COACH
[01:24] therussianinred: MUST HAVE PHONE NUMBERS
[01:24] c4n7dr1v355: WHAT
[01:24] c4n7dr1v355: I have his phone number but it's late and I don't want to call him.
[01:24] therussianinred: TINY BLUE MAN
[01:24] therussianinred: WILL BE HAPPY FOR PHONE CALL
[01:24] fite4palutena: you should ask him for it next time
[01:24] abouttherobots: Hey Zangief I can get you the phone number myself if you want.
[01:24] fite4palutena: I bet e'll give it to you
[01:25] whenitsmellsitme: Man why aren't girls giving me their phone numbers
[01:25] whenitsmellsitme: ;____;
[01:25] c4n7dr1v355: Probably because you're a prepubescent loser
[01:25] verysexysuccubus: Because you are an idiot Larry
[01:25] whenitsmellsitme: O-ouch that's harsh
01:25] goak1991: Wow yeah there you go
[01:25] goak1991: quick to supply an answer there
[01:26] verysexysuccubus: it's my job
01:26] verysexysuccubus: Ahh here we are. your name is Green, is it not?
[01:26] goak1991: Yeah that's me
[01:26] verysexysuccubus: Well your measurements appear to be a little above average.
[01:26] verysexysuccubus: I suppose that's acceptable.
[01:26] goak1991: Wh
[01:26] vinniesaur: HAHAHA
[01:26] goak1991: Hahahah awesome
[01:26] verysexysuccubus: But oh wow
[01:26] verysexysuccubus: Who is this Knuckles fellow
[01:27] goak1991: I'm not even going to ask
[01:27] verysexysuccubus: O-ooh my~~~~
[01:27] goak1991: He's taken
*tank rockarms: has joined the chat
[01:27] bestsweater: Okay there are more cookies in TD-34 and...
[01:27] verysexysuccubus: these numbers have to be forged
[01:27] bestsweater: I feel like I missed something.
[01:27] verysexysuccubus: That is a shame
[01:27] c4n7dr1v355: THERE, ZANGIEF.
[01:27] verysexysuccubus: A man like him could easily get around
[01:27] goak1991: Oh hey welcome to the clusterfuck Brock
[01:27] therussianinred: LITTLE BLUE MAN
[01:27] therussianinred: ZANGIEF
[01:27] therussianinred: IS SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
[01:27] fite4palutena: what about knuckles? =-O?
[01:27] goak1991: He has a girlfriend
[01:27] abouttherobots: ...now he's flexing AND CRYING
[01:27] slipshot04: Yeah, what about Knuckles?
[01:27] tank rockarms: I AIN'T LITTLE.
[01:28] therussianinred: LITTLE MAN LITTLE
[01:28] slipshot04: Y'mean Goombella?
[01:28] sashalikestoread: ...HELLO MAX!
[01:28] vinniesaur: HI. MAX. ...
[01:28] goak1991: yeah
[01:28] goak1991: sure
[01:28] CyrusTG: I must ask of our intruders what their purpose in being here is.
[01:28] abouttherobots: What purpose would we have here?
[01:28] abouttherobots: We're bored.
[01:28] abouttherobots: It's friday night
[01:28] groundbreaker: To cause trouble. Even you should figure that Cyrus
[01:28] c4n7dr1v355: Okay, I brought you Max, it's Friday night, I'm going to drink and get laid. You all enjoy yourselves.
[01:28] abouttherobots: Zangief just wanted to talk to Max.
*c4n7dr1v355: has left the chat
[01:29] therussianinred: CAPTAIN RUN AWAY
[01:29] therussianinred: HE AFRAID OF RUSSIAN PUMMELING
[01:29] therussianinred: THE RUSSIAN HURRICAN
[01:29] goak1991: Max this guy is talking shit about you man
[01:29] therussianinred: HEY LITTLE BLUE MAN
[01:29] therussianinred: ZANGIEF NOW HAVE THEME SONG
[01:29] tank rockarms: I told you I AIN'T LITTLE.
[01:29] groundbreaker: Although I figured this would be a private chat network. Obviously I was mistaken
[01:29] slipshot04: Do ya really need to capslock everything?
[01:29] therussianinred: MAN SO MEMORIZED BY ZANGIEF.
[01:29] therussianinred: HE WROTE SONG ABOUT HIM
[01:30] goak1991: There hasn't been more than three people in this chatroom in like two months
[01:30] therussianinred: IT CALLED BREAKFAST WITH ZANGIEF
01:30] goak1991: Uhhh
[01:30] tank rockarms: It's probably as second-class as your biceps are.
[01:30] therussianinred: HAHA LITTLE MAN FUNNY
[01:30] goak1991: Ohhhh
[01:30] fite4palutena: Ohhhh
[01:31] SentinelNeph: ...
*solarpowermeteor has returned
[01:31] therussianinred: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080506051729/streetfighter/images/b/b0/ZangiefSFIIDTPortrait.jpg ZANGIEF SEND MAX KINDEST REGARDS
[01:31] groundbreaker: Welcome back Anshu
[01:31] solarpowermeteor: That's right. I remember whta I was to do now.
[01:31] solarpowermeteor: I remember what I was to do now, I mean.
[01:31] sashalikestoread: Oh wow
[01:31] sashalikestoread: Those are HUGE
[01:31] solarpowermeteor: I am supposed to annotate a book, but I do not know how to do that.
[01:32] tank rockarms: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/gillikin/SBG/Manly_Vinnie_Max2.jpg MAX SAYS SHOVE IT.
[01:32] fite4palutena: oh nooo! hold on
[01:32] solarpowermeteor: I finished reading it, but I don't know what to do now.
[01:32] goak1991: Vinnie put a leash on your sister
[01:32] vinniesaur: Sis
[01:32] vinniesaur: ugh
[01:32] goak1991: So
[01:32] sashalikestoread: well they are huge
[01:33] verysexysuccubus: OH so THIS is Max
[01:33] verysexysuccubus: Hello ~~~
[01:33] verysexysuccubus: Zangief has told me a lot about you
[01:34] therussianinred: ZANGIEF HAS TOLD MUCH ABOUT LITTLE BLUE MAN
*fite4palutena: has joined the chat
[01:34] slipshot04: Oh, you have to write down the things that you felt were important parts of the book like certain sentences and keywords
[01:34] solarpowermeteor: Oh, is that all?
*tank rockarms: has left the chat
[01:34] slipshot04: Pretty much.
[01:35] solarpowermeteor: Alright. I will do that. Thank you.
[01:35] therussianinred: NO WHERE DID MAX GO
[01:35] fite4palutena: I'm back! \o/
[01:35] goak1991: I dunno to bench press something
[01:35] slipshot04: Your'e welcome
[01:35] therussianinred: HAHA
[01:35] fite4palutena: Miracle was gonna fall out the window and thats not good
[01:35] therussianinred: HE SO SCARED
[01:35] therussianinred: HE TRIED TO GO GAIN ANOTHER BICEP
[01:36] solarpowermeteor: You should join him, Zangief. You sound like his friend.
[01:36] goak1991: SO SINCE Knuckles is always busy with Goombella and whatnot if you ever have a Sex Ed meeting over here again you should drop me a line Morrigan and I could give you the full tour
[01:36] goak1991: I'm an RA so I know that stuff
[01:36] goak1991: Just keep it in mind
[01:36] solarpowermeteor: I think.
[01:36] verysexysuccubus: Oh perhaps. But..well your sexual education teacher is already so...persuasive.
[01:37] whenitsmellsitme: This guy talk is boring
[01:37] goak1991: Yeah well if he's busy or something
[01:37] goak1991: It's my job
[01:37] groundbreaker: I wouldn't call Dragmire persuasive by any stretch
[01:37] whenitsmellsitme: OH SHIT THERE'S FRANK aaaaa
*whenitsmellsitme: has left the chat
[01:38] abouttherobots: Hahaha he got caught
[01:39] solarpowermeteor: I am going to do my homework now. Goodbye.
*solarpowermeteor: has left the chat
[01:39] verysexysuccubus: Dragmire is much more well...
[01:39] verysexysuccubus: long?
[01:39] verysexysuccubus: I suppose that's a way to put it
[01:39] bestsweater: I keep walking back to the worst things, geez, you guys.
[01:40] slipshot04: I didn't need that mental picture
[01:40] goak1991: Ow my brain
[01:40] goak1991: Ok
[01:40] fite4palutena: Long?
[01:40] goak1991: I see
[01:40] goak1991: WELP
[01:40] verysexysuccubus: He's very well endowed, if you want the long of it
[01:40] fite4palutena: OHH
[01:40] abouttherobots: ....oh ewwwww
[01:40] slipshot04: Specially after reading those fanfictions
[01:40] groundbreaker: Not quite what I wanted to know about the man
[01:40] groundbreaker: haha
[01:40] fite4palutena: I thought you ment he could walk long distances
[01:40] bestsweater: Yeah, well, none of you have to work for him.
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: Oh!
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: You must be Brock
[01:41] fite4palutena: wait what does that have to do with tours??
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: He has told me about you
[01:41] groundbreaker: For once in my life, I believe I feel for you, Brock.
[01:41] bestsweater: Good things, I hope.
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: ~~~~ <3
[01:41] slipshot04: Glad I never have to do T.A. duties for him
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: Well one of them being you need to have your cherry popped
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: If you need that
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: I'm here for you
[01:41] goak1991: ARE YOU FOR REAL
[01:41] bestsweater: That's nobody's business but mine.
[01:41] slipshot04: Ewwwwwwwww
[01:41] goak1991: Well
[01:41] goak1991: Tonight has been eventful in the worst kinds of ways but I think I'm just gonna leave this one to fester
[01:42] slipshot04: I didn't need t'know that!
[01:42] SentinelNeph: Cherry? Why would you pop a cherry, you're supposed ta eat em
[01:42] goak1991: Good luck Brock I'm so out
[01:42] bestsweater: Thanks, Green.
[01:42] goak1991: Have at it Capcom
[01:42] bestsweater: You're a bro.
[01:42] goak1991: Yeah well I try
*goak1991: has left the chat
[01:43] fite4palutena: brr! it's so cold tonight!!
[01:43] verysexysuccubus: nothing to be afraid of, my dear
[01:43] fite4palutena: did everyone play in the snow today?
[01:43] SentinelNeph: It is, my armor felt like it was frozen ta me this morning
*babylonmechanic entered the room
[01:43] SentinelNeph: I gotta get some more clothes I guess
[01:43] abouttherobots: Hahahaha
[01:44] abouttherobots: You're that
[01:44] abouttherobots: girl bird thing.
[01:44] abouttherobots: The one with the lamer inventions than me!
[01:44] babylonmechanic: So what if I am?
01:44] abouttherobots: Like that girl with the large hair
[01:44] babylonmechanic: Who the hell is this?
[01:44] abouttherobots: And that guy with the glasses
[01:44] abouttherobots: And the frog guy
[01:44] abouttherobots: actually you science dweebs in Smash are lame lame lame!
[01:45] slipshot04: HEY! I AM NOT LAME!
[01:45] fite4palutena: hey wait! I remember you!
[01:45] fite4palutena: I FOUGHT YOU
[01:45] abouttherobots: YOU WHAT?
[01:45] CyrusTG: Interesting that you claim such. What is your support for that argument?
[01:45] babylonmechanic: Actually, never mind. Don't care.
[01:45] abouttherobots: Duh the fact they are lame
[01:46] CyrusTGt: A statement cannot prove itself.
[01:46] babylonmechanic: Hope you enjoy showtunes though, because in about 5 seconds your computer won't be able to stop playing them.
[01:46] slipshot04: My inventions are ten times better than yours!
[01:46] verysexysuccubus: Ohhhh and who is THIS fine gentleman
[01:46] verysexysuccubus: you speak with such eloquence.
[01:46] abouttherobots: HEY HEY WHAT
[01:46] abouttherobots: HEY
[01:46] abouttherobots: YEAH WELL
[01:46] babylonmechanic:
[01:46] abouttherobots: ENJOY THIS PORN
[01:46] abouttherobots: THAT I AM SENDING OVER
[01:46] CyrusTG: ...I have no interest in anything you would have to offer.
[01:46] groundbreaker: You also seem to think you can argue with idiots, Cyrus
[01:46] babylonmechanic: Oooh, porn, like I've never seen THAT before.
[01:46] CyrusTG: I stand my ground, simply put.
[01:46] verysexysuccubus: Oh but I have lots to offer my dear ~~~~
[01:47] CyrusTG: Very well. Have you the ability to open the gateways sealed by the gods?
[01:47] groundbreaker: Yes, but you don't know when to back down when nothing is being accomplished
[01:47] groundbreaker: Oh god not this again
[01:47] babylonmechanic: Hm, what's this? A folder labeled "megaman volnutt candid camera"? I wonder if the internet would be interested in this.
[01:47] CyrusTG: This room has been partitioned for the purpose of education. Yet it is being ruined.
[01:48] groundbreaker: So is life, Cyrus.
[01:48] verysexysuccubus: Well I am a succubus and adopted daughter of Lord Belial Aensland
[01:48] verysexysuccubus: But what's a name hmm....
[01:48] verysexysuccubus: You seem like you could use a good time
[01:48] abouttherobots: Stop flirting.
[01:48] groudnbreaking: ...a succubus?...well, everything else is around here..
[01:48] CyrusTG: That is my point exactly. There is nothing worthwhile in letting this place degenerate.
[01:48] CyrusTG: And I will not condone any such thing.
[01:49] fite4palutena: A real succubuss?
[01:49] fite4palutena: I never met one before...
[01:49] verysexysuccubus: tsk tsk tsk
[01:49] verysexysuccubus: You have not?
[01:49] verysexysuccubus: Oh you are the angel boy
[01:49] verysexysuccubus: Did you not see my photo?
[01:50] verysexysuccubus: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tfv2hxvU3WE/TPFWRrrq1WI/AAAAAAAACWU/EjZ_8oK11pM/s1600/Morrigan1.jpg
[01:50] groundbreaker: ...Oh my.
[01:50] fite4palutena: another photo!
[01:50] SentinelNeph: I don't think I could wear somethin like that, but it's real pretty on you
[01:51] CyrusTG: Most impractical.
[01:51] verysexysuccubus: Oh it makes everything practical <3
[01:51] groundbreaker: Correct, but nice looking.
[01:51] slipshot04: Well, you're pretty
[01:52] lilrebbitzen: Maybe Succubi have a good tolerance to cold
[01:52] abouttherobots: Man this chat is so boring now.
[01:52] abouttherobots: PS - you guys still suck k bye
[01:52] abouttherobots: has left the chat
[01:52] fite4palutena: she's a succubus! they are supposed to be tempting!
[01:52] therussianinred: ZANGIEF
[01:52] therussianinred: SO SAD
[01:52] therussianinred: MAX DID NOT RETURN
[01:52] fite4palutena: right?
[01:52] babylonmechanic: So I take it the "homework help session" never really got off the ground.
[01:52] therussianinred: OR RETURN HIS PHONE CALLS
[01:52] groundbreaker: No, seems not
01:53] CyrusTGt: I for one intend to do so.
[01:53] bestsweater: I mean, I could answer homework questions if anyone has them.
[01:53] slipshot04: Don't succubus suck on people's life force or something like that? I can't remember.
[01:53] bestsweater: I've been in and out baking all night.
[01:53] fite4palutena: Oh! I think I had a question but I can't remember it
[01:53] babylonmechanic: And I didn't realize we were on such good terms with Capcom High.
[01:53] groundbreaker: If any one needs help with their Geology homework I can help with that.
[01:53] therussianinred: OH HEADMASTER
[01:53] therussianinred: WANTED TO KNOW IF
[01:53] therussianinred: TINY EGG-LADY STILL AROUND CAMPUS
[01:53] therussianinred: APARENTLY THEY HOLD GRUDGE
[01:53] bestsweater: Tiny egg-lady?
[01:54] fite4palutena: ?????
[01:54] therussianinred: SHE HAS MUSTACHE
[01:54] bestsweater: Are you sure she's a lady?
[01:54] babylnomechanic: Egg lady with a moustache...
[01:54] slipshot04: You mean Mr. Robotnik?
[01:54] therussianinred: HEADMASTER CALLED EGG LADY SO ZANGIEF THINKS SHE BEARDED LADY
[01:54] fite4palutena: Prof Eggman!
[01:54] fite4palutena: hahahahaha!
[01:54] CyrusTG: Which Headmaster do you speak of?
[01:55] CyrusTG: There are two, and one is quite mad.
[01:55] lilrebbitzen: Sounds like Crazy Hand
[01:55] therussianinred: ZANGIEF TALK ABOUT ASSITANT HEADMASTER
[01:55] therussianinred: HE HAS MANY ROBOTS
[01:55] therussianinred: JUST LIKE OTHER HEADMASTER
[01:55] bestsweater: The Capcom Headmaster, I think he means.
[01:55] groundbreaker: Ah
[01:55] sashalikestoread: Crazy hand has robots?
[01:55] bestsweater: Dr. Light and Dr. Wily.
[01:55] sashalikestoread: Oh okay!
[01:55] sashalikestoread: ...wow they have doctors?!
[01:56] groundbreaker: Probably not that sort of doctor
*iamtheeggman has entered the room
[01:56] fite4palutena: oh wait wait wait! I have a question!
[01:56] therussianinred: WHAT LITTLE ANGEL MAN WANT
[01:56] iamtheeggman: WHERE'S WILY?!
[01:56] therussianinred: ARE YOU EGG LADY?!
[01:56] fite4palutena: only if you know how to cook zangeef
[01:56] therussianinred: ZANGIEF VERY GOOD COOK
[01:56] therussianinred: ONE TIME
[01:56] fite4palutena: I need to know tempratures
[01:56] bestsweater: You cook?
[01:57] therussianinred: HE MAKE BEAR SOUFLES
[01:57] iamtheeggman: I AM DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK, THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE WORLD!!! AND I AM NOT A LADY!!!!
[01:57] bestsweater: ...Oh.
[01:57] fite4palutena: yeah!! I learned from class
01:57] therussianinred: OH HOLD ON ASSITANT HEADMASTER IS COMING
[01:57] verysexysuccubus: Well I think this would be a good time for me to leave
[01:57] verysexysuccubus: Goodbye
[01:57] bestsweater: It was, um. Nice meeting you.
[01:57] fite4palutena: and I have a study guide but i dont remember the temperaturs you cook meat at
[01:57] verysexysuccubus: Especially you...Cyrus ~~~~ <3
[01:57] verysexysuccubus: And you Brock
[01:57] CyrusTG: You will do no such thing.
[01:57] verysexysuccubus: I will be coming to see you
[01:57] groundbreaker: Haha
[01:57] verysexysuccubus: ~~~`<3
[01:57] fite4palutena: bye!
[01:57] CyrusTG: ...I repeat myself, you will do no such thing.
[01:58] groundbreaker: good night
[01:58] verysexysuccubus: I wasn't talking to you dear, I was talking to Brock
*verysexysuccubus: has left the room
What: Good times in the network chat room.
When: Friday, December 3rd, night.
Where: THE INTERNET
Warnings: Talk about sex, fanfic, and gratuitous use of the f-word.
4/5 OH GOD I'M SORRY
Izzy: thisismecountry
Lip: puzzlecrazylip
Ghor: Gh0r
Goose: historicairshow
Marie: mariethesquirtle
Fuel: coveredinsoot
Green: goak1991
Porygon-Z: porygaze
Falcon: c4n7dr1v355
Daisy: crystalsmashing
Brock: bestsweater
ROB: ....ROB.
Nyx: NyxTheGhastly
Lyra: girlwithgator
Char: kerosenedream
Jeff Andonuts: DonutBoy
Blacky: blackasnite
Amp: amperechu
Sabrina: bendinurspoons
Vinne: vinniesaur
Sasha: sashalikestoread
Andy: mechaorange
Gideon: noirnovel
Zelda: legendof
Misty: mistycalmermayd
Bob: tobakeanapplepie
Cyrus: cyrusTG
Giovanni: groundbreaker
Nephenee: SentinelNeph
Mewtwo: m2150sbg
EVA: temptedbysnake
Ness: OnettKid
Milimili: trickroomd
Slippy: slipshot04
Anshu: solarpowermeteor
Eggman: iamtheeggman
Pit: fite4palutena
Max: tank rockarms
CAPCOM HIGH FRIENDS
Zangief: therussianinred
TronBonne: allabouttherobots
Larry Butz: ifitsmellsitsme
Morrigan: verysexysuccubus
Dr. Wily: brbskullfortress
[00:22] sashalikestoread: OKAY BACK
[00:22] sashalikestoread: I bumped into Vinnie
[00:22] goak1991: Mewtwo is a tool
[00:22] goak1991: Oh
[00:22] goak1991: Did you hurt yourself
[00:23] sashalikestoread: There might be some papers all over campus oops, I tried to pick up most of them
[00:23] goak1991: WHAT
[00:23] sashalikestoread: Green I never knew you liked collars like that. THAT IS SO WEIRD.
[00:23] goak1991: ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT FICTION IS
[00:23] sashalikestoread: YES
[00:23] kerosenedream: Charitard. I'm gonna punch you so hard your eggs are gonna feel it.
[00:23] goak1991: YEAH NOT TRUE
[00:24] sashalikestoread: I NEVER KNEW WE HAD SUCH WEIRD FANS
[00:24] kerosenedream: "We"
[00:24] goak1991: That would be me
[00:24] goak1991: My weird fans
[00:24] sashalikestoread: Um I'm sorry
[00:24] kerosenedream: Ain't nobody with an ounce of sense is a fan of yours, Charitard.
[00:25] sashalikestoread: Red Fanction Archive -2353 entries
[00:25] NyxTheGastly: Yeah, we get off lucky. Don't think fans give a shit about his pokemon.
[00:25] sashalikestoread: Green Fancition Archive - 2350 entries
* vinniesaur has entered the room
[00:25] c4n7dr1v355: Wow, you guys are actually...
[00:25] vinniesaur: DAMMIT
[00:25] c4n7dr1v355: wow.
[00:25] goak1991: Oh, ow, my pride
[00:25] goak1991: Are you kidding me
[00:25] kerosenedream: We're safe anyhow, Casper.
[00:25] vinniesaur: I couldn't get all the papers
[00:25] kerosenedream: We're canon.
[00:25] goak1991: That means I win
[00:25] slipshot04: Guys, I found Star Fox fanfiction.
[00:25] vinniesaur: now there's fanfiction print outs flying around campus
[00:26] kerosenedream: So who's your one true love, frog boy
[00:26] sashalikestoread: Hey there's only a few papers
[00:26] goak1991: It means I have less horrifying stories about me than Red ergo I win
[00:26] kerosenedream: Look, every paper I find
[00:26] kerosenedream: is a shot to both your kidneys.
[00:26] sashalikestoread: Pffft like you even could
[00:26] vinniesaur: oh fuck off
[00:26] slipshot04: I don't wanna talk about it
[00:26] goak1991: Hahaha that sucks Slippy welcome the the damn club
[00:26] kerosenedream: You save the big talk for after you're done pissin' red, cock squad.
[00:27] puzzlecrazylip: hmmm cock squad could be the title of the story about char
[00:27] c4n7dr1v355: I guess this is where I act professional and tell you guys not to kill each other.
[00:27] c4n7dr1v355: Whatever.
[00:27] kerosenedream: No, it couldn't.
[00:27] vinniesaur: yes it could.
[00:28] puzzlecrazylip: oh no??
[00:28] vinniesaur: I think it's PERFECT.
[00:28] NyxTheGastly: not a chance.
[00:28] slipshot04: They keep pairing me with someone named Amanda. I don't even know anyone named Amanda
[00:28] kerosenedream: You shut your mouth, Vinnie.
[00:28] puzzlecrazylip: maybe they're reading the future!!!!
*mechaorange: has joined the chat
[00:28] legendof: The microwave is smoking again.
[00:28] puzzlecrazylip: and amanda is your true love you haven't met yet
[00:28] legendof: Don't worry about it, Green, I'll take care of it
[00:28] goak1991: Are you serious
[00:29] slipshot04: Nah
[00:29] goak1991: Who the hell is doing this???
[00:29] slipshot04: That would be weird
*legendof: has left the chat
[00:29] mechaorange: Oh Hello everyone
[00:29] vinniesaur: uh hi
[00:29] goak1991: Dammit OK guys IF YOU USE THE MICROWAVE CAN YOU JUST USE IT CORRECTLY PLEASE
[00:29] sashalikestoread: who is that?
[00:29] puzzlecrazylip: hello andy!!!
[00:29] vinniesaur: you don't remember him?
[00:29] NyxTheGastly: How do you even fuck up usin' a microwave?
[00:29] slipshot04: Hi!
[00:30] mechaorange: Hmm? There is a problem with a microwave? Whats the problem with it?
[00:30] kerosenedream: Was it tinfoil?
[00:30] goak1991: I have no idea but whoever is doing it is doing some really awful shit to it
[00:30] kerosenedream: I bet it's tinfoil.
[00:30] mechaorange: Also, who is this puzzlelip person? Is that you, Jake?
[00:30] kerosenedream: Considerin' the prizewinners we got here, I'll be surprised if it ain't a lump of lead.
[00:30] puzzlecrazylip: nooo it's me, lip!!
[00:30] mechaorange:.....lip?
[00:31] puzzlecrazylip: i'm the fairy who talks over the intercom sometimes!!!
[00:31] kerosenedream: She's one of the firecrotch brigade.
[00:31] puzzlecrazylip: REDHEAD GANG!!! YEAH!!!
[00:32] sashalikestoread: RED HAIR?!
[00:32] sashalikestoread: I HAVE RED HAIR
[00:32] puzzlecrazylip: yep!!
[00:32] puzzlecrazylip: really??
[00:32] mechaorange: I didnt knew we had a FireCrotch team... And Now I kinda can put a screenname behind the voice
[00:32] puzzlecrazylip: so do me and char
[00:32] sashalikestoread: I know char
[00:32] puzzlecrazylip: oh cool
[00:32] mechaorange: Also, FireCrotch? I would suggest seeing a doctor about that... ANYWAYS, What about that Microwave?
[00:33] goak1991: You're not doing the stuff with the microwave are you
[00:33] mechaorange: Depends who asks
[00:33] vinniesaur: andy, I'm pretty sure firecrotch is char being a asshole.
[00:33] goak1991: I'm going to kill you Andy
[00:33] kerosenedream: My hair's redder'n hers, moron.
[00:34] mechaorange: ...I dont think you would be able to kill me, you would have to answer to Max or one of my Tanks.
[00:34] mechaorange: Besides, who are you?
[00:34] kerosenedream: Whoa, hey.
[00:35] kerosenedream: Ain't no tanks gettin' near the boss.
[00:35] slipshot04: Jeez. Stop fighting guys
[00:35] goak1991: I'm the asshole who had to clean an inch's worth of some unknown black substance from inside the microwave
[00:35] mechaorange: Seems like you are the janitor?
[00:35] goak1991: PS I've never seen Zelda so frustrated so good luck with that
[00:35] mechaorange: And boss of what?
[00:35] kerosenedream: Can I hit him, boss?
[00:35] goak1991: No that's Raiden are you serious do you go to this school
*trickroomd: has joined the chat
[00:35] goak1991: Yes of course
[00:36] trickroomd: hey
[00:36] trickroomd: hey
[00:36] trickroomd: hey
[00:36] trickroomd: hey
[00:36] puzzlecrazylip: hiii
[00:36] trickroomd: hey
*kerosenedream is away
[00:36] mechaorange: How can you punch me in the internet?
[00:36] mechaorange: and... hello?
[00:36] NyxTheGastly: stay there a minute and find out.
[00:36] trickroomd: oo fite?
[00:36] vinniesaur: who the hell is trickroomd
[00:37] trickroomd:
[00:37] mechaorange: I dont know, could be anyone.,.. could be... HAWKE.
[00:37] trickroomd: YES
[00:37] trickroomd: i'm hawke
[00:37] mechaorange: HAWKE.
[00:37] sashalikestoread: Hawke?
[00:37] vinniesaur: Huh?
[00:37] trickroomd: nice 2 meetcha
[00:37] vinniesaur: is that black storm guy?
[00:37] trickroomd: ye
[00:37] mechaorange: THE Black Storm Guy-
[00:38] sashalikestoread: what
[00:38] mechaorange:...Hawke. Go Away.
[00:38] trickroomd: no way i'm here for teh paryt
[00:38] sashalikestoread: I think you are having problems with your keyboard
[00:38] trickroomd: cn't have party w/o em
[00:38] mechaorange: Hawke, why is your linguistics off tonight? Are you drunk on coffee again?
[00:39] sashalikestoread: you can get drunk off coffee?
[00:39] trickroomd: i thnik u having problems wiht ur attitude
[00:39] mechaorange: I dont know.
[00:39] trickroomd: yes
[00:39] trickroomd: i am
[00:39] trickroomd: drukn
[00:39] vinniesaur: hey, if you're hawke
[00:39] trickroomd: on cofee
[00:39] vinniesaur: do you know where lash went off to?
[00:39] mechaorange: Thats a way to speak, Hawke.
[00:39] trickroomd: she went back to the kitchen
[00:39] trickroomd: wehre she beolng
[00:39] mechaorange: Lash is away? In the Kitchen?
[00:39] trickroomd: yse
[00:39] mechaorange...woah Hawke... I never knew you... woah... I...
[00:40] trickroomd: makin me sandwich
[00:40] trickroomd: and coffee
[00:40] slipshot04: No. She's just away
[00:40] vinniesaur: uh...
[00:40] trickroomd: she got a chain
[00:40] sashalikestoread: Isn't Hawke like the no eyebrows guy?
[00:40] sashalikestoread: or is that Cyrus
[00:40] sashalikestoread: I can never tell
[00:40] sashalikestoread: I think they are twins
[00:40] trickroomd: and she cant leave anymore so u don't have to wrry about that bitch
[00:40] vinniesaur: dude, what the hell
[00:41] thejaimonster: Andy -
[00:41] mechaorange: ...
[00:41] trickroomd:
[00:41] mechaorange: You cant be Hawke.
[00:41] trickroomd: WHO SAYZ
[00:41] trickroomd: U DONT KNOW ME
[00:41] trickroomd: CAN U SEE THRU INTERNET
[00:41] porygaze: Yes.
[00:42] trickroomd: who u
[00:42] sashalikestoread: Oh Arceus you've just been virtual birded...thing.
[00:42] sashalikestoread: That guy fixed my computer
[00:42] mechaorange: I dont know, Hawke.... I cant really see if your webcam is activated or not.
[00:42] porygaze: You have not logged on from the PC designated to Hawke.
*slipshot04 is away
[00:42] trickroomd: u not usin it eather
00:43] mechaorange: Porygaze, He is not? What computer ID is it then?
[00:43] trickroomd: its my computer you can't hack because i'm supr smart
[00:43] porygaze: Please stand by. I am tracing.
[00:43] trickroomd: IT'S A FAKE ADRESS
[00:43] trickroomd: LIAR
[00:43] mechaorage: Hawke, are you at Black Hole HQ?
[00:43] trickroomd: also i'mnaked
[00:43] trickroomd: yes
[00:44] mechaorange: ...I... Didnt wanted to have that mental image... now... I.... uh.... and then Lash... and.... aah...
[00:44] trickroomd: lash loves me
[00:44] trickroomd: she made me etxra sandwich
[00:44] mechaorange:...I think im gonna be rather sick.
[00:44] sashalikestoread: This makes no sense
[00:44] ROB: …How perplexing.
[00:44] trickroomd:
[00:44] trickroomd: U HAETIN ON LOVE??????????????????????????????
[00:45] sashalikestoread: All these happy faces
[00:45] trickroomd: Y DO YOU HATE LVOE
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[00:45] puzzlecrazylip: hahahah mr. hawke you're funny
[00:45] trickroomd: i kno
[00:45] mechaorange: well, Hawke... After the whole war business of you, talking about love is rather... anticlimatic
[00:45] porygaze: User trickroomd's computer is in room BW-02
[00:45] sirfortunecookie: Daisy: I thought Hawke hated emotions.
[00:45] puzzlecrazylip: i'm getting so tired!!! i'm going to post my stories tomorrow sometime but go to bed now
[00:45] trickroomd: SEE I TRICKING YOU ALREADY
[00:45] dizzywings: hiiiii!
[00:45] porygaze: Designated for student: milimili
[00:45] trickroomd: that's nt true you neverfind me
[00:45] trickroomd: actually........................
[00:45] puzzlecrazylip: goodnight school!!!!!
[00:45] sashalikestoread: ...
[00:45] trickroomd: in dat room therez also a pikachu
[00:45] sashalikestoread: YOU'RE THAT GHOST
*puzzlecrazylip: has left the chat
[00:46] trickroomd: YOU'RE THAT GHOST
[00:46] sashalikestoread: THAT WE MET
[00:46] porygaze: Situated in the girl's dorms
[00:46] mechaorange: Hawke, why are you doing in a ghost room?
[00:46] mechaorange: ...Hawke.... why.... and... uh.... UH...
[00:46] trickroomd: i subdued all of the pkeemons
[00:46] trickroomd: in the room
[00:46] sashalikestoread: Andy, that is a ghost
[00:46] trickroomd: NO
[00:46] sashalikestoread: YES
[00:46] vinniesaur: GET OUT
[00:46] trickroomd: I HAWKE
[00:46] NyxTheGastly: maybe mili possessed him
[00:46] mechaorange: Well, he sure looks like one because HE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD A WHILE AGO... but still
[00:46] sashalikestoread: STOP LYING
[00:47] trickroomd: IM NOT LYING
[00:47] trickroomd: !!!!!!!
[00:47] sashalikestoread: What is Hawke a Zombie
00:47] fite4palutena: what are we talking abouuuut
[00:47] vinniesaur: Hawke is DEAD?
[00:47] thejaimonster: Andy - just a Black Hole CO who wouldnt stay dead
[00:47] sashalikestoread: He'S A ZOMBIE?
[00:47] vinniesaur: WHY IS THIS SCHOOL FILLED WITH GHOSTS
[00:47] sashalikestoread: !!! HE IS A ZOMBIE
[00:47] trickroomd: i'm, just in tht room
[00:47] trickroomd: damn pokemon
[00:47] sashalikestoread: AND HE LIKES UNDERAGED GIRLS
[00:47] mechaorange: I dont know if he is a Zombie, maybe he is since all he eats and drinks is coffee
[00:47] NyxTheGastly: What, you not like ghosts or somethin', Vinnie?
[00:47] vinniesaur: FUCK OFF
[00:48] goak1991: Yeah what's with that Vinnie
[00:48] trickroomd: oh you scared?
[00:48] NyxTheGastly: nope
[00:48] trickroomd: aw you scared
[00:48] bestsweater: Okay, I...found a recipe for spicy cookies but I didn't have any cayenne pepper so I used chili powder instead.
[00:48] trickroomd: scared of ghosts
[00:48] thejaimonster: Andy - Vinnie?
[00:48] vinniesaur: WHAT
[00:48] goak1991: Nyx you should go visit Vinnie sometime
[00:48] mechaorange: Who are you, Vinnie
[00:48] NyxTheGastly: You read my mind, Boss.
[00:48] sashalikestoread: Yeah and then Sonny can go visit Nyx
[00:49] vinniesaur: what the hell kind of RA are you
[00:49] sashalikestoread: I'm sure she'd love that
[00:49] sashalikestoread: He'd love to see you again
[00:49] goak1991: The best kind
[00:49] trickroomd: i'll visit vinnie
[00:49] trickroomd: u want in kitchen?
[00:49] goak1991: Yeah you should too
[00:49] sashalikestoread: No Hawke stay away
[00:49] trickroomd: I have another oven
[00:49] trickroomd: for u
[00:49] NyxTheGastly: yeah if the fat fuck wants to get poisoned again
[00:49] goak1991: He want in kitchen
[00:49] trickroomd:
[00:49] trickroomd: ok
[00:49] trickroomd: come here bb
[00:49] mechaorange: Hawke, I ... why are you eating sandwiches
[00:49] trickroomd: I LIKE THEM
[00:49] trickroomd: WHO ARE YOU
*abouttherobots: has joined the chat
[00:50] fite4palutena: what are we talking aboooout
[00:50] mechaorange: Hawke. Im doubtful that you are even the real Hawke
[00:50] abouttherobots: Yes! It worked, it worked! I knew these guys were dumb.
[00:50] fite4palutena: hi
[00:50] goak1991: Dead people
[00:50] vinniesaur: stupid people.
[00:50] trickroomd: u dumb
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[00:51] verysexysuccubus: Oh. Don't mind me ~~~
[00:51] fite4palutena: hiii
[00:51] mechaorange: - Mind who?
[00:52] SentinelNeph: Nephenee- ...I'm tryin ta use thiscomputer thing..it's real hard
[00:52] trickroomd: WOW YUR DUMBBBBBBB
[00:52] vinniesaur: can someone boot this idiot out already?
[00:53] vinniesaur: where the hell's that duck thing
[00:53] trickroomd: hawke, that's mee, thinks yur really stupid
[00:53] trickroomd: oh vinnie, you shuld cme to my kitchen
[00:53] trickroomd: lash will make yo sanwich
00:53] thejaimonster: Gideon - I am back, Said book was rather a light read... and I see an Invitation for a Picnic?
[00:54] lSentinelNeph: well I've never used one before
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[00:54] trickroomd: EVERYONE COME tO MY KITCHEN I MAKE YOU SLAVES
[00:54] trickroomd: i mean sammiches
[00:54] goak1991: Welcome to the school Nephenee! From all of us in the RA department, we hope your time at Smash Academy will be wonderful! If you have any questions feel free to ask us. The team here is Zelda, Meta Knight, Maxwell, and Green. Our doors are always open!
[00:54] whenitsmellsitme: YESSSSS
[00:54] trickroomd: dicks
[00:54] goak1991: ....
[00:54] trickroomd: dicks
[00:54] trickroomd: dicks
[00:54] whenitsmellsitme: WHERE THE LADIES AT
[00:54] goak1991: Woah
[00:54] trickroomd: dicks
[00:54] trickroomd: HERE
[00:54] vinniesaur: what the
[00:54] bestsweater: who..?
[00:54] abouttherobots: ...no you idiot get out of here
[00:54] goak1991: Maxwell what did you do
[00:54] goak1991: HE WAS
[00:54] vinniesaur: who the hell are these guys
[00:54] noirnovel: ...Is the topic still cursewords?
[00:54] goak1991: DID HE MESS WITH MY COMPUTER
[00:55] trickroomd: yes
[00:55] trickroomd: dicks
[00:55] trickroomd: dicks
[00:55] trickroomd: dicks
[00:55] SentinelNeph: [She blushes] aw, thank ya
[00:55] verysexysuccubus: Oh dear...and here us girls were having fun when you just had to Butt in...
[00:55] trickroomd: Butts
[00:55] abouttherobots: Well it's not like there very fun anyway
[00:55] noirnovel: I see your fixation with male phaluses, but I dont seem to know the need to drown in a sea of them
[00:55] trickroomd: Hawke is gay
[00:55] trickroomd: that's me
[00:55] trickroomd: I'm gay
[00:55] trickroomd: and also like girls
[00:55] mechaorange: HAWKE IS GAY. WHAT. EXPLAIN.
[00:55] whenitsmellsitme: No I don't want to talk about dudes
[00:55] trickroomd: so actually...
[00:55] whenitsmellsitme: where are the chicks dude
[00:56] trickroomd: there ARE NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:56] whenitsmellsitme: I thought there were hot chicks in here
[00:56] bestsweater: ...Who are you people?
[00:56] trickroomd: no
[00:56] whenitsmellsitme: What awww
[00:56] trickroomd: all chicks are ugly
[00:56] trickroomd: have dicks
[00:56] mechaorange: I dont know anymore
[00:56] sashalikestoread: What no we don't
[00:56] vinniesaur: you guys don't know these freaks?
[00:56] goak1991: No
[00:56] bestsweater: I can't say I do.
[00:56] trickroomd: i do they're my sisters
[00:56] trickroomd: allof htem
[00:57] mechaorange: You arent Hawke.
[00:57] trickroomd: i hae extended family
[00:57] goak1991: Hey does anyone have a virus I can release on Maxwell's computer that asshole did some shit with my instant messenger to make me be nice
[00:57] trickroomd: HOW DO YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:57] abouttherobots: Man you guys are sooo dumb.
[00:57] mechaorange: I just think I know, NotHawke
[00:57] abouttherobots: I TOLD YOU THEY WERE DUMB
[00:57] SentinelNeph: ...
[00:57] goak1991: Dude who the hell are you people
[00:57] goak1991: Are you from Capcom
[00:57] goak1991: Get out of here
[00:57] whenitsmellsitme: DUDE THEY GUESSED
[00:57] noirnovel: Oh, I see we are having a roll call here?
[00:57] abouttherobots: OH FOR...LARRY JUST GET OUT
[00:57] vinniesaur: what the hell?! NO WE'RE NOT
[00:58] SentinelNeph: What's capcom?
[00:58] abouttherobots: What's Capcom? who's the idiot?
[00:58] goak1991: Oh it's you
[00:58] noirnovel: What is capcom indeed
[00:58] abouttherobots: You guys have a school of idiots
[00:58] verysexysuccubus: Now now my dear
[00:58] goak1991: Are you the Larry Butz who graffitis up the front gate
[00:58] SentinelNeph: I jus got here this morning, I don't know too much about this place
[00:58] trickroomd: fine u all ugly i cant ehav ugyl housifwes
[00:59] trickroomd: U R ALL GULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:59] goak1991: Maybe you shouldn't sign your name dickbag
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[00:59] therussianinred: WHERE IS TINY BLUE MAN
[00:59] fite4palutena: capcom is our rival scool guys!!!!
[00:59] thejaimonster: Andy - MY MOM SAYS IM CUTE
[00:59] c4n7dr1v355: I heard Capcom.
[00:59] c4n7dr1v355: Do I have to kick some asses?
[00:59] fite4palutena: dont yu remember!!
[00:59] mechaorange: so THERE.
[00:59] trickroomd: HE LIES 2 U
[00:59] abouttherobots: LOL Oh I'm soooo scared
[00:59] fite4palutena: whlo are you?
[01:00] c4n7dr1v355: Probably people we creamed on the football field last year.
[01:00] goak1991: Falcon some Capcom students hacked into the chat which I just don't fucking get
*CyrusTG: has joined the chat
[01:00] SentinelNeph: Oooo. Alright.
[01:00] therussianinred: YOU CAPTAIN MAN RIGHT?
[01:00] therussianinred: WHERE IS TINY BLUE MAN
[01:00] fite4palutena: mayube thats why they're so mad!
[01:00] CyrusTG: I trust the situation has improved.
[01:00] goak1991: It's Friday night are you guys serious with this
[01:00] therussianinred: AND HIS MUSCLES
*trickroomd: has left the chat
[01:00] therussianinred: ZANGIEF MUST SPEAK WITH HIM
[01:00] c4n7dr1v355: Max is not here.
[01:00] therussianinred: WHAT
[01:00] c4n7dr1v355: I'll send him your regards
*trickroomd: has joined the chat
[01:00] vinniesaur: max is... the tiny blue man...?
[01:00] mechaorange: Who looks for Max? he is my roommate
[01:00] therussianinred: HE IS VERY TINY COMPARED TO ZANGIEF
[01:00] c4n7dr1v355: Yeah, you should see Zangief.
[01:00] SentinelNeph: Why are your words so big and red
[01:00] therussianinred: BUT HE IS VERY GOOD LOOKING
[01:00] trickroomd: hey.
[01:00] trickroomd: hey.
[01:00] trickroomd: hey
[01:00] trickroomd: hey
[01:00] trickroomd: hey
[01:01] trickroomd: hey
[01:01] fite4palutena: what
[01:01] ROB: Given average human muscle-to-fat ratios and heights, Max is hardly considered tiny.
[01:01] CyrusTG: ...What in the world...
[01:01] ROB: If anything, you are both above average in size.
[01:01] verysexysuccubus: Oh but you haven't see Zangief have you ~~~
[01:01] mechaorange: Mr. Zangief, what is your inquiry? Ill pass on the holla to Max from you
[01:01] therussianinred: TELL HIM
[01:01] therussianinred: HE STILL OWE ZANGIEF
[01:01] therussianinred: RUSSIAN DANCE
[01:01] c4n7dr1v355: Right.
[01:01] mechaorange: I dont think Max dances, but Ill let him know
[01:01] trickroomd: i'll give you a russian dance
[01:02] sashalikestoread: Max can dance? 8D
[01:02] sashalikestoread: ...or not
[01:02] sashalikestoread: I would love to see Max dance
[01:02] fite4palutena: I bet he can!
[01:02] therussianinred: YOU CAN SEE MAX DANCE WITH ZANGIEF
[01:02] mechaorange: ...I wanna see that
[01:02] abouttherobots: Oh god Zangief get over yourself
*trickroomd: has left the chat
[01:02] abouttherobots: He is flexing in the common room
[01:02] abouttherobots: Why is he flexing in the common room
[01:02] CyrusTG: ...Such insistance on such petty things...
[01:03] verysexysuccubus: I don't know Tron, but I like it.
[01:03] vinniesaur: how's he flexing and typing at the same time
[01:03] mechaorange: - When is Max not flexing?
[01:03] abouttherobots: HELLOOOOO
[01:03] abouttherobots: HAVE YOU
[01:03] goak1991: WHY ARE YOU IN THE HOMEWORK HELP CHAT OF A SCHOOL YOU DON'T GO TO
[01:03] abouttherobots: EVER SEEN ZANGIEF?
[01:03] abouttherobots: BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE DUMB
[01:03] abouttherobots: AND STUPID
[01:03] abouttherobots: AND LEFT THIS CHATROOM OPEN
[01:03] abouttherobots: Not that it would change much
[01:03] abouttherobots: it's super easy to hack in
[01:03] mechaorange: I can assure you Im not dumb nor stupid
[01:03] whenitsmellsitme: So...there really is no chicks? D: D: D: D:
[01:03] goak1991: Wow congratulations I hope you're enjoying yourselves
[01:04] sirfortunecookie: Daisy: I am so confused right now...
[01:04] fite4palutena: it's just capcom guys, Daisy!
[01:04] abouttherobots: What's so hard to understand?
[01:04] abouttherobots: You guys are dumb
[01:04] abouttherobots: Capcom is better
[01:04] crystalsmashing: Oh, great.
[01:04] fite4palutena: nu-uh!!
[01:04] whenitsmellsitme: DAISY?!
[01:04] whenitsmellsitme: IS YOUR NAME REALLY DAISY
[01:04] c4n7dr1v355: Which is why you totally lose ot us all the time, right?
[01:04] whenitsmellsitme: Youhave got to be a girl
[01:04] goak1991: Daisy is a boy's name
[01:04] crystalsmashing: Uh, yeah?
[01:04] whenitsmellsitme: HELLO
[01:04] SentinelNeph: I'ma girl.
[01:04] goak1991: NO Daisy....
[01:04] whenitsmellsitme: my name is Larry
[01:05] whenitsmellsitme: would you...liketo go out sometime
[01:05] sirfortunecookie: Daisy: …Do I know you?
[01:05] fite4palutena: I think the record can show you
[01:05] abouttherobots: Not like I care genius
[01:05] abouttherobots: I don't play your stupid football games
[01:05] fite4palutena: we beat you more
[01:05] goak1991: Where the hell did Porygon go
[01:05] whenitsmellsitme: No but I'd love to meet you!
[01:05] fite4palutena: but it's your school! Dont you support it?
[01:05] abouttherobots: Oh that little bird thing?
[01:06] abouttherobots: he can't beat me.
[01:06] goak1991: Wha'd the succubus say your name was?
[01:06] goak1991: Tron?
[01:06] goak1991: Like the movie?
*solarpowermeteor: has joined the chat
[01:06] goak1991: Great name kudos to your parents they must have loved you
[01:07] vinniesaur: what the hell'd you do to the porygon
[01:07] crystalsmashing: Wait, you're one of those Capcom guys, right?
[01:07] solarpowermeteor: Hello.
[01:07] whenitsmellsitme: oh oh Daisy
[01:07] whenitsmellsitme: here let me
[01:07] whenitsmellsitme: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs25/f/2008/134/1/a/Avatar__Larry_Butz_by_WillMaraudForFood.png show you my love
01:07] crystalsmashing: Gee, I'm really flattered!
[01:08] solarpowermeteor: I've never seen you around before.
[01:08] crystalsmashing: But I'm gonna be busy...
[01:08] verysexysuccubus: Larry please, don't send them your photos
[01:08] solarpowermeteor: You must be new.
[01:08] verysexysuccubus: At least let ME do it first ~~~~
[01:08] goak1991: Yeah busy forever
[01:08] CyrusTG: This place...You only steel my resolve to act to end this chaos.
[01:08] SentinelNeph: Oh, that you Mr. Cyrus?
[01:08] goak1991: CYRUS YOU'RE NOT HELPING
[01:08] solarpowermeteor: I cannot tell who anyone is in here. Screen names are confusing.
[01:08] verysexysuccubus: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/Morrigan%28Darkstalkers%29.png
[01:08] fite4palutena: Me neither!
[01:08] CyrusTG: Yes. Who might you be?
[01:09] fite4palutena: mostly...
[01:09] abouttherobots: oh god did you really both send your pictures
[01:09] goak1991: THIS SHIT HAS GONE ON FAR ENOUG
[01:09] goak1991: ....
[01:09] solarpowermeteor: I am Anshu.
[01:09] goak1991: woah is that you
[01:09] solarpowermeteor: Just in case anyone was curious.
[01:09] SentinelNeph: Um, we met this mornin. It's Nephenee
[01:09] abouttherobots: Yeah that's her
[01:09] fite4palutena: woaah!
[01:09] CyrusTG: Very well.
[01:09] solarpowermeteor: I was going to get help for homework, but it seems... sort of busy in here.
[01:09] fite4palutena: are those your real wings?
[01:09] sashalikestoread: OMG THOSE WINGS
[01:09] goak1991: Uh
[01:09] sashalikestoread: I HAVE WINGS TOO
[01:09] goak1991: What's your name
[01:09] verysexysuccubus: Morrigan ~~~
[01:10] crystalsmashing: Yeah, um… good night everybody!
[01:10] Sentinel Neph: ...is she a laguz?
*crystalsmashing has left the room>
[01:10] fite4palutena: niiiiiiiiight daisy!!!
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: NO DAISY WAIT
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: I CAN CHANGE
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: FOR YOU
[01:10] solarpowermeteor: I think you missed her.
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: DON'T GO ;___;
[01:10] goak1991: I like your
[01:10] goak1991: clothes
[01:10] solarpowermeteor: Sorry.
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[01:10] goak1991: Morrigan
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: NO MY LIFE
[01:10] fite4palutena: I think she just wanted to go to bed
[01:10] verysexysuccubus: oh my what a flatterer
[01:10] whenitsmellsitme: She went to bed? ;_;
[01:10] c4n7dr1v355: Well, as fascinating as you kids are, it's Friday night and I've got things to do.
[01:10] vinniesaur: Green what the hell you're not supposed to be flirting with the Capcommers
[01:11] therussianinred: NO WAIT
[01:11] fite4palutena: bye!
[01:11] therussianinred: LITTLE CAPTAIN MAN
[01:11] goak1991: I'm not flirting I'm just making an observation
[01:11] therussianinred: WOULD YOU
[01:11] c4n7dr1v355: What is it, Zangief?
[01:11] therussianinred: LIKE TO RUSSIAN DANCE TOO
[01:11] SentinelNeph: I like your hair Morrigan, it's real pretty
[01:11] c4n7dr1v355: No thank,s Zangief.
[01:11] fite4palutena: DO ITT!!!
[01:11] fite4palutena: NO CAPTAIN NO
[01:11] fite4palutena: DO
[01:11] therussianinred: IS LITTLE MAN SCARED
[01:11] fite4palutena: IT
[01:11] c4n7dr1v355: No.
[01:11] abouttherobots: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
[01:11] abouttherobots: I BET HE IS
[01:11] fite4palutena: if you do it i'll dlo it!
[01:11] goak1991: Jeez you fuckin' prude Vinnie
[01:12] verysexysuccubus: Really Captain ~ I would think your ass would be much...stronger
[01:12] fite4palutena: I dont know how to russian dance but i can learn!
[01:12] c4n7dr1v355: I'm not Russian dancing.
[01:12] whenitsmellsitme: I don't really care about guys dancing off
[01:12] CyrusTG: This situation...that such things happen is simply wrong. An error in the universe.
[01:12] solarpowermeteor: I was told that this was a chat for homework help. Am I in the wrong thing?
[01:12] therussianinred: LITTLE CAPTAIN
[01:12] therussianinred: IS SCARED
[01:12] therussianinred: BIG WUSSY
[01:12] therussianinred: WAH WAH WAH
[01:12] CyrusTG: It is. However, it has been dominated by such...foolishness.
[01:12] c4n7dr1v355: If you want me to rip your arm off and beat you with it, though, i can make it happen.
[01:12] solarpowermeteor: Oh. Okay.
[01:12] fite4palutena: no I think he's just embarrassed
[01:12] therussianinred: HA HA HA
[01:12] therussianinred: CAPTAIN HAS A STRANGE SENSE OF HUMOR
[01:12] CyrusTG: Anshu, I will assist you. In the hopes of educating others, inquire here.
[01:12] therussianinred: ZANGIEF ARM BIGGER THAN CAPTAIN
[01:13] c4n7dr1v355: No, I'm being completely serious.
[01:13] ROB: This seems like an unnecessary display of violent intent.
[01:13] lilrebbitzen: I don't even understand what's goin on either, Anshu
[01:13] solarpowermeteor: Alright, I will. Hold on.
[01:13] therussianinred: SO IS ZANGIEF
[01:13] goak1991: Do it Falcon
[01:13] c4n7dr1v355: Sure, I'll do it.
[01:13] c4n7dr1v355: It's on.
[01:13] fite4palutena: 8DDD
[01:13] c4n7dr1v355: And then you and Max can Russian dance, providing I leave your legs intact.
*groundbreaker has entered the chat
[01:14] goak1991: Hahahah rad
[01:14] groundbreaker: I suppose this is the chat then?
[01:14] c4n7dr1v355: Also I hope you like being on fire.
[01:14] c4n7dr1v355: Because that will probably happen.
[01:14] therussianinred: FIRE NO PROBLEM FOR ZANGIEF
[01:14] fite4palutena: yeah, this is the chat.
[01:14] therussianinred: IN RUSSIA, HE TRAIN WITH BEARS
[01:14] therussianinred: SOMETIMES
[01:14] therussianinred: BEARS WERE ON FIRE
[01:15] goak1991: It smells like glory in here
[01:15] c4n7dr1v355: I'm like ten on-fire bears.
[01:15] CyrusTG: Such as it is.
[01:15] therussianinred: ZANGIEF KILLED THEM ALL
[01:15] c4n7dr1v355: plus a couple on-fire mountain lions.
[01:15] groundbreaker: ...It seems rather chaotic.
*brbskullfortress: has joined the chat
[01:15] SentinelNeph: Where's Russia?
[01:15] goak1991: Oh hey welcome to the vortex old man
[01:15] abouttherobots: oh shit it's Dr.W
[01:16] vinniesaur: is that another capcom freak
[01:16] goak1991: Don't think I didn't notice you've been avoiding me Moretti you just can't handle the awesome
[01:16] goak1991: It's cool not many can
[01:16] verysexysuccubus: No I've just been...doing other things.
[01:16] verysexysuccubus: mmmmm
[01:16] groundbreaker: Pardon? I don't recognize you from your screenname
*Slipshot04 is available
[01:16] ROB: Query: Why are Capcom High members permitted into a Smash Academy private chatroom?
[01:17] c4n7dr1v355: They're not.
[01:17] goak1991: It's the Viridian City Gym Leader
[01:17] NyxTheGastly: as interesting as this is, i got better things to do with my friday night. later.
[01:17] abouttherobots: Because it's not a private chat room.
[01:17] abouttherobots: you guys are that dumb
[01:17] slipshot04: Back. What I miss?
[01:17] therussianinred: LITTLE COACH MAN
*NyxTheGastly: has left the chat
[01:17] c4n7dr1v355: Yes, Zangief?
[01:17] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WILL MAKE SURE YOU RUSSIAN DANCE WITH HIM ON FIRE
[01:17] therussianinred: MAX ALSO
[01:17] CyrusTG: I believe there had once been a teacher exchange.
[01:17] therussianinred: THERE CAN ALSO BE RUSSIAN BEARS
[01:17] c4n7dr1v355: Okay, Zangief.
[01:17] c4n7dr1v355: If that helps you sleep at night.
[01:17] therussianinred: ZANGIEF IS MOST PLEASED WITH THIS TURN OF EVENTS
[01:17] groundbreaker: I see. You're Green, then.
[01:18] therussianinred: NO ZANGIEF DOES NOT NEED TO SLEEP
[01:18] therussianinred: ZANGIEF LIVES ON POWER OF BICEPS ALONE
[01:18] goak1991: Yeah that's me
[01:18] slipshot04: Sure
[01:18] abouttherobots: GDIT HE IS FLEXING AGAIN
[01:18] abouttherobots: STOP THAT
[01:18] abouttherobots: IT'S GROSS
[01:18] fite4palutena: just biceps? weeeeeaaaak!
[01:18] verysexysuccubus: You've obviously not seen Zangief my dear~~~~
[01:18] groundbreaker: Well met, then.
[01:18] slipshot04: Who are these guys?
[01:19] c4n7dr1v355: Capcom.
[01:19] goak1991: Wow Morrigan don't you ever get tired of being around muscle heads
[01:19] goak1991: I would
[01:19] verysexysuccubus: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080506051729/streetfighter/images/b/b0/ZangiefSFIIDTPortrait.jpg
[01:19] verysexysuccubus: Oh it has it's implications my dear
[01:19] SentinelNeph: ...He's real big
[01:19] slipshot04: What are they doing here? I thought this was Sumabura only!
[01:19] verysexysuccubus: I'm just very sad Zangief doesn't swing that way~~~
[01:19] goak1991: REALLY NOW
[01:20] vinniesaur: holy shit you ARE bigger than max
[01:20] SentinelNeph: I wonder if Commander Ike could beat him
[01:20] therussianinred: WHO IS IKE
[01:20] therussianinred: IS HE PUNY MAN
[01:20] therussianinred: ZANGIEF WOULD CRUSH WITH ONE HAND
[01:20] goak1991: So what do you teach or something
[01:20] SentinelNeph: He's the leader of the Greil Mercenaries...or was before he left
[01:20] verysexysuccubus: Oh me?
[01:20] SentinelNeph: He's real strong
[01:20] goak1991: Yeah
[01:21] verysexysuccubus: Sexual education my dear ~~~
[01:21] whenitsmellsitme: SHE IS THE BEST TEACHER
[01:21] abouttherobots: Yeah the times you actually end up being there Butz.
[01:21] slipshot04: Bet he isn't better than Fox!
[01:21] solarpowermeteor: I don't understand sexual education.
[01:21] abouttherobots: You always end up in the infermary
[01:21] goak1991: Oh yeah cool we got that here too you should come check out the campus sometime it's pretty awesome
[01:21] verysexysuccubus: Oh I already have my dear
[01:22] goak1991: Just you not Jeff Bridges and Larry Fartz
01:22] fite4palutena: yes! campus is great!
[01:22] verysexysuccubus: Sexual Education teachers have a network between ourselves.~
[01:22] verysexysuccubus: I must say you are all...very lucky to have such a handsome man for your classes.
[01:22] groundbreaker: ((Why does this woman remind me of Ivan...))
[01:22] c4n7dr1v355: Yeah, well, speaking of sexual education it's Friday night and I don't know what I'm still doing here.
[01:22] therussianinred: YOU
[01:22] goak1991: Damn I need to hang out around Dragmire more often
[01:22] therussianinred: GO GET MAX
[01:22] therussianinred: WHERE IS MAX
[01:23] c4n7dr1v355: I don't know.
[01:23] c4n7dr1v355: Lifting, probably.
[01:23] therussianinred: YOU COACH
[01:23] therussianinred: YOU FIND HIM
[01:23] fite4palutena: He's probably not at school...
[01:23] solarpowermeteor: I cannot find my homework...
[01:23] fite4palutena: so he can't go get him
*solarpowermeteor is away
[01:24] therussianinred: COACH
[01:24] therussianinred: MUST HAVE PHONE NUMBERS
[01:24] c4n7dr1v355: WHAT
[01:24] c4n7dr1v355: I have his phone number but it's late and I don't want to call him.
[01:24] therussianinred: TINY BLUE MAN
[01:24] therussianinred: WILL BE HAPPY FOR PHONE CALL
[01:24] fite4palutena: you should ask him for it next time
[01:24] abouttherobots: Hey Zangief I can get you the phone number myself if you want.
[01:24] fite4palutena: I bet e'll give it to you
[01:25] whenitsmellsitme: Man why aren't girls giving me their phone numbers
[01:25] whenitsmellsitme: ;____;
[01:25] c4n7dr1v355: Probably because you're a prepubescent loser
[01:25] verysexysuccubus: Because you are an idiot Larry
[01:25] whenitsmellsitme: O-ouch that's harsh
01:25] goak1991: Wow yeah there you go
[01:25] goak1991: quick to supply an answer there
[01:26] verysexysuccubus: it's my job
01:26] verysexysuccubus: Ahh here we are. your name is Green, is it not?
[01:26] goak1991: Yeah that's me
[01:26] verysexysuccubus: Well your measurements appear to be a little above average.
[01:26] verysexysuccubus: I suppose that's acceptable.
[01:26] goak1991: Wh
[01:26] vinniesaur: HAHAHA
[01:26] goak1991: Hahahah awesome
[01:26] verysexysuccubus: But oh wow
[01:26] verysexysuccubus: Who is this Knuckles fellow
[01:27] goak1991: I'm not even going to ask
[01:27] verysexysuccubus: O-ooh my~~~~
[01:27] goak1991: He's taken
*tank rockarms: has joined the chat
[01:27] bestsweater: Okay there are more cookies in TD-34 and...
[01:27] verysexysuccubus: these numbers have to be forged
[01:27] bestsweater: I feel like I missed something.
[01:27] verysexysuccubus: That is a shame
[01:27] c4n7dr1v355: THERE, ZANGIEF.
[01:27] verysexysuccubus: A man like him could easily get around
[01:27] goak1991: Oh hey welcome to the clusterfuck Brock
[01:27] therussianinred: LITTLE BLUE MAN
[01:27] therussianinred: ZANGIEF
[01:27] therussianinred: IS SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
[01:27] fite4palutena: what about knuckles? =-O?
[01:27] goak1991: He has a girlfriend
[01:27] abouttherobots: ...now he's flexing AND CRYING
[01:27] slipshot04: Yeah, what about Knuckles?
[01:27] tank rockarms: I AIN'T LITTLE.
[01:28] therussianinred: LITTLE MAN LITTLE
[01:28] slipshot04: Y'mean Goombella?
[01:28] sashalikestoread: ...HELLO MAX!
[01:28] vinniesaur: HI. MAX. ...
[01:28] goak1991: yeah
[01:28] goak1991: sure
[01:28] CyrusTG: I must ask of our intruders what their purpose in being here is.
[01:28] abouttherobots: What purpose would we have here?
[01:28] abouttherobots: We're bored.
[01:28] abouttherobots: It's friday night
[01:28] groundbreaker: To cause trouble. Even you should figure that Cyrus
[01:28] c4n7dr1v355: Okay, I brought you Max, it's Friday night, I'm going to drink and get laid. You all enjoy yourselves.
[01:28] abouttherobots: Zangief just wanted to talk to Max.
*c4n7dr1v355: has left the chat
[01:29] therussianinred: CAPTAIN RUN AWAY
[01:29] therussianinred: HE AFRAID OF RUSSIAN PUMMELING
[01:29] therussianinred: THE RUSSIAN HURRICAN
[01:29] goak1991: Max this guy is talking shit about you man
[01:29] therussianinred: HEY LITTLE BLUE MAN
[01:29] therussianinred: ZANGIEF NOW HAVE THEME SONG
[01:29] tank rockarms: I told you I AIN'T LITTLE.
[01:29] groundbreaker: Although I figured this would be a private chat network. Obviously I was mistaken
[01:29] slipshot04: Do ya really need to capslock everything?
[01:29] therussianinred: MAN SO MEMORIZED BY ZANGIEF.
[01:29] therussianinred: HE WROTE SONG ABOUT HIM
[01:30] goak1991: There hasn't been more than three people in this chatroom in like two months
[01:30] therussianinred: IT CALLED BREAKFAST WITH ZANGIEF
01:30] goak1991: Uhhh
[01:30] tank rockarms: It's probably as second-class as your biceps are.
[01:30] therussianinred: HAHA LITTLE MAN FUNNY
[01:30] goak1991: Ohhhh
[01:30] fite4palutena: Ohhhh
[01:31] SentinelNeph: ...
*solarpowermeteor has returned
[01:31] therussianinred: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080506051729/streetfighter/images/b/b0/ZangiefSFIIDTPortrait.jpg ZANGIEF SEND MAX KINDEST REGARDS
[01:31] groundbreaker: Welcome back Anshu
[01:31] solarpowermeteor: That's right. I remember whta I was to do now.
[01:31] solarpowermeteor: I remember what I was to do now, I mean.
[01:31] sashalikestoread: Oh wow
[01:31] sashalikestoread: Those are HUGE
[01:31] solarpowermeteor: I am supposed to annotate a book, but I do not know how to do that.
[01:32] tank rockarms: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/gillikin/SBG/Manly_Vinnie_Max2.jpg MAX SAYS SHOVE IT.
[01:32] fite4palutena: oh nooo! hold on
[01:32] solarpowermeteor: I finished reading it, but I don't know what to do now.
[01:32] goak1991: Vinnie put a leash on your sister
[01:32] vinniesaur: Sis
[01:32] vinniesaur: ugh
[01:32] goak1991: So
[01:32] sashalikestoread: well they are huge
[01:33] verysexysuccubus: OH so THIS is Max
[01:33] verysexysuccubus: Hello ~~~
[01:33] verysexysuccubus: Zangief has told me a lot about you
[01:34] therussianinred: ZANGIEF HAS TOLD MUCH ABOUT LITTLE BLUE MAN
*fite4palutena: has joined the chat
[01:34] slipshot04: Oh, you have to write down the things that you felt were important parts of the book like certain sentences and keywords
[01:34] solarpowermeteor: Oh, is that all?
*tank rockarms: has left the chat
[01:34] slipshot04: Pretty much.
[01:35] solarpowermeteor: Alright. I will do that. Thank you.
[01:35] therussianinred: NO WHERE DID MAX GO
[01:35] fite4palutena: I'm back! \o/
[01:35] goak1991: I dunno to bench press something
[01:35] slipshot04: Your'e welcome
[01:35] therussianinred: HAHA
[01:35] fite4palutena: Miracle was gonna fall out the window and thats not good
[01:35] therussianinred: HE SO SCARED
[01:35] therussianinred: HE TRIED TO GO GAIN ANOTHER BICEP
[01:36] solarpowermeteor: You should join him, Zangief. You sound like his friend.
[01:36] goak1991: SO SINCE Knuckles is always busy with Goombella and whatnot if you ever have a Sex Ed meeting over here again you should drop me a line Morrigan and I could give you the full tour
[01:36] goak1991: I'm an RA so I know that stuff
[01:36] goak1991: Just keep it in mind
[01:36] solarpowermeteor: I think.
[01:36] verysexysuccubus: Oh perhaps. But..well your sexual education teacher is already so...persuasive.
[01:37] whenitsmellsitme: This guy talk is boring
[01:37] goak1991: Yeah well if he's busy or something
[01:37] goak1991: It's my job
[01:37] groundbreaker: I wouldn't call Dragmire persuasive by any stretch
[01:37] whenitsmellsitme: OH SHIT THERE'S FRANK aaaaa
*whenitsmellsitme: has left the chat
[01:38] abouttherobots: Hahaha he got caught
[01:39] solarpowermeteor: I am going to do my homework now. Goodbye.
*solarpowermeteor: has left the chat
[01:39] verysexysuccubus: Dragmire is much more well...
[01:39] verysexysuccubus: long?
[01:39] verysexysuccubus: I suppose that's a way to put it
[01:39] bestsweater: I keep walking back to the worst things, geez, you guys.
[01:40] slipshot04: I didn't need that mental picture
[01:40] goak1991: Ow my brain
[01:40] goak1991: Ok
[01:40] fite4palutena: Long?
[01:40] goak1991: I see
[01:40] goak1991: WELP
[01:40] verysexysuccubus: He's very well endowed, if you want the long of it
[01:40] fite4palutena: OHH
[01:40] abouttherobots: ....oh ewwwww
[01:40] slipshot04: Specially after reading those fanfictions
[01:40] groundbreaker: Not quite what I wanted to know about the man
[01:40] groundbreaker: haha
[01:40] fite4palutena: I thought you ment he could walk long distances
[01:40] bestsweater: Yeah, well, none of you have to work for him.
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: Oh!
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: You must be Brock
[01:41] fite4palutena: wait what does that have to do with tours??
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: He has told me about you
[01:41] groundbreaker: For once in my life, I believe I feel for you, Brock.
[01:41] bestsweater: Good things, I hope.
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: ~~~~ <3
[01:41] slipshot04: Glad I never have to do T.A. duties for him
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: Well one of them being you need to have your cherry popped
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: If you need that
[01:41] verysexysuccubus: I'm here for you
[01:41] goak1991: ARE YOU FOR REAL
[01:41] bestsweater: That's nobody's business but mine.
[01:41] slipshot04: Ewwwwwwwww
[01:41] goak1991: Well
[01:41] goak1991: Tonight has been eventful in the worst kinds of ways but I think I'm just gonna leave this one to fester
[01:42] slipshot04: I didn't need t'know that!
[01:42] SentinelNeph: Cherry? Why would you pop a cherry, you're supposed ta eat em
[01:42] goak1991: Good luck Brock I'm so out
[01:42] bestsweater: Thanks, Green.
[01:42] goak1991: Have at it Capcom
[01:42] bestsweater: You're a bro.
[01:42] goak1991: Yeah well I try
*goak1991: has left the chat
[01:43] fite4palutena: brr! it's so cold tonight!!
[01:43] verysexysuccubus: nothing to be afraid of, my dear
[01:43] fite4palutena: did everyone play in the snow today?
[01:43] SentinelNeph: It is, my armor felt like it was frozen ta me this morning
*babylonmechanic entered the room
[01:43] SentinelNeph: I gotta get some more clothes I guess
[01:43] abouttherobots: Hahahaha
[01:44] abouttherobots: You're that
[01:44] abouttherobots: girl bird thing.
[01:44] abouttherobots: The one with the lamer inventions than me!
[01:44] babylonmechanic: So what if I am?
01:44] abouttherobots: Like that girl with the large hair
[01:44] babylonmechanic: Who the hell is this?
[01:44] abouttherobots: And that guy with the glasses
[01:44] abouttherobots: And the frog guy
[01:44] abouttherobots: actually you science dweebs in Smash are lame lame lame!
[01:45] slipshot04: HEY! I AM NOT LAME!
[01:45] fite4palutena: hey wait! I remember you!
[01:45] fite4palutena: I FOUGHT YOU
[01:45] abouttherobots: YOU WHAT?
[01:45] CyrusTG: Interesting that you claim such. What is your support for that argument?
[01:45] babylonmechanic: Actually, never mind. Don't care.
[01:45] abouttherobots: Duh the fact they are lame
[01:46] CyrusTGt: A statement cannot prove itself.
[01:46] babylonmechanic: Hope you enjoy showtunes though, because in about 5 seconds your computer won't be able to stop playing them.
[01:46] slipshot04: My inventions are ten times better than yours!
[01:46] verysexysuccubus: Ohhhh and who is THIS fine gentleman
[01:46] verysexysuccubus: you speak with such eloquence.
[01:46] abouttherobots: HEY HEY WHAT
[01:46] abouttherobots: HEY
[01:46] abouttherobots: YEAH WELL
[01:46] babylonmechanic:
[01:46] abouttherobots: ENJOY THIS PORN
[01:46] abouttherobots: THAT I AM SENDING OVER
[01:46] CyrusTG: ...I have no interest in anything you would have to offer.
[01:46] groundbreaker: You also seem to think you can argue with idiots, Cyrus
[01:46] babylonmechanic: Oooh, porn, like I've never seen THAT before.
[01:46] CyrusTG: I stand my ground, simply put.
[01:46] verysexysuccubus: Oh but I have lots to offer my dear ~~~~
[01:47] CyrusTG: Very well. Have you the ability to open the gateways sealed by the gods?
[01:47] groundbreaker: Yes, but you don't know when to back down when nothing is being accomplished
[01:47] groundbreaker: Oh god not this again
[01:47] babylonmechanic: Hm, what's this? A folder labeled "megaman volnutt candid camera"? I wonder if the internet would be interested in this.
[01:47] CyrusTG: This room has been partitioned for the purpose of education. Yet it is being ruined.
[01:48] groundbreaker: So is life, Cyrus.
[01:48] verysexysuccubus: Well I am a succubus and adopted daughter of Lord Belial Aensland
[01:48] verysexysuccubus: But what's a name hmm....
[01:48] verysexysuccubus: You seem like you could use a good time
[01:48] abouttherobots: Stop flirting.
[01:48] groudnbreaking: ...a succubus?...well, everything else is around here..
[01:48] CyrusTG: That is my point exactly. There is nothing worthwhile in letting this place degenerate.
[01:48] CyrusTG: And I will not condone any such thing.
[01:49] fite4palutena: A real succubuss?
[01:49] fite4palutena: I never met one before...
[01:49] verysexysuccubus: tsk tsk tsk
[01:49] verysexysuccubus: You have not?
[01:49] verysexysuccubus: Oh you are the angel boy
[01:49] verysexysuccubus: Did you not see my photo?
[01:50] verysexysuccubus: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tfv2hxvU3WE/TPFWRrrq1WI/AAAAAAAACWU/EjZ_8oK11pM/s1600/Morrigan1.jpg
[01:50] groundbreaker: ...Oh my.
[01:50] fite4palutena: another photo!
[01:50] SentinelNeph: I don't think I could wear somethin like that, but it's real pretty on you
[01:51] CyrusTG: Most impractical.
[01:51] verysexysuccubus: Oh it makes everything practical <3
[01:51] groundbreaker: Correct, but nice looking.
[01:51] slipshot04: Well, you're pretty
[01:52] lilrebbitzen: Maybe Succubi have a good tolerance to cold
[01:52] abouttherobots: Man this chat is so boring now.
[01:52] abouttherobots: PS - you guys still suck k bye
[01:52] abouttherobots: has left the chat
[01:52] fite4palutena: she's a succubus! they are supposed to be tempting!
[01:52] therussianinred: ZANGIEF
[01:52] therussianinred: SO SAD
[01:52] therussianinred: MAX DID NOT RETURN
[01:52] fite4palutena: right?
[01:52] babylonmechanic: So I take it the "homework help session" never really got off the ground.
[01:52] therussianinred: OR RETURN HIS PHONE CALLS
[01:52] groundbreaker: No, seems not
01:53] CyrusTGt: I for one intend to do so.
[01:53] bestsweater: I mean, I could answer homework questions if anyone has them.
[01:53] slipshot04: Don't succubus suck on people's life force or something like that? I can't remember.
[01:53] bestsweater: I've been in and out baking all night.
[01:53] fite4palutena: Oh! I think I had a question but I can't remember it
[01:53] babylonmechanic: And I didn't realize we were on such good terms with Capcom High.
[01:53] groundbreaker: If any one needs help with their Geology homework I can help with that.
[01:53] therussianinred: OH HEADMASTER
[01:53] therussianinred: WANTED TO KNOW IF
[01:53] therussianinred: TINY EGG-LADY STILL AROUND CAMPUS
[01:53] therussianinred: APARENTLY THEY HOLD GRUDGE
[01:53] bestsweater: Tiny egg-lady?
[01:54] fite4palutena: ?????
[01:54] therussianinred: SHE HAS MUSTACHE
[01:54] bestsweater: Are you sure she's a lady?
[01:54] babylnomechanic: Egg lady with a moustache...
[01:54] slipshot04: You mean Mr. Robotnik?
[01:54] therussianinred: HEADMASTER CALLED EGG LADY SO ZANGIEF THINKS SHE BEARDED LADY
[01:54] fite4palutena: Prof Eggman!
[01:54] fite4palutena: hahahahaha!
[01:54] CyrusTG: Which Headmaster do you speak of?
[01:55] CyrusTG: There are two, and one is quite mad.
[01:55] lilrebbitzen: Sounds like Crazy Hand
[01:55] therussianinred: ZANGIEF TALK ABOUT ASSITANT HEADMASTER
[01:55] therussianinred: HE HAS MANY ROBOTS
[01:55] therussianinred: JUST LIKE OTHER HEADMASTER
[01:55] bestsweater: The Capcom Headmaster, I think he means.
[01:55] groundbreaker: Ah
[01:55] sashalikestoread: Crazy hand has robots?
[01:55] bestsweater: Dr. Light and Dr. Wily.
[01:55] sashalikestoread: Oh okay!
[01:55] sashalikestoread: ...wow they have doctors?!
[01:56] groundbreaker: Probably not that sort of doctor
*iamtheeggman has entered the room
[01:56] fite4palutena: oh wait wait wait! I have a question!
[01:56] therussianinred: WHAT LITTLE ANGEL MAN WANT
[01:56] iamtheeggman: WHERE'S WILY?!
[01:56] therussianinred: ARE YOU EGG LADY?!
[01:56] fite4palutena: only if you know how to cook zangeef
[01:56] therussianinred: ZANGIEF VERY GOOD COOK
[01:56] therussianinred: ONE TIME
[01:56] fite4palutena: I need to know tempratures
[01:56] bestsweater: You cook?
[01:57] therussianinred: HE MAKE BEAR SOUFLES
[01:57] iamtheeggman: I AM DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK, THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE WORLD!!! AND I AM NOT A LADY!!!!
[01:57] bestsweater: ...Oh.
[01:57] fite4palutena: yeah!! I learned from class
01:57] therussianinred: OH HOLD ON ASSITANT HEADMASTER IS COMING
[01:57] verysexysuccubus: Well I think this would be a good time for me to leave
[01:57] verysexysuccubus: Goodbye
[01:57] bestsweater: It was, um. Nice meeting you.
[01:57] fite4palutena: and I have a study guide but i dont remember the temperaturs you cook meat at
[01:57] verysexysuccubus: Especially you...Cyrus ~~~~ <3
[01:57] verysexysuccubus: And you Brock
[01:57] CyrusTG: You will do no such thing.
[01:57] verysexysuccubus: I will be coming to see you
[01:57] groundbreaker: Haha
[01:57] verysexysuccubus: ~~~`<3
[01:57] fite4palutena: bye!
[01:57] CyrusTG: ...I repeat myself, you will do no such thing.
[01:58] groundbreaker: good night
[01:58] verysexysuccubus: I wasn't talking to you dear, I was talking to Brock
*verysexysuccubus: has left the room