HOT TIMES IN THE NETWORK CHAT, PART III
Who: A lot of people, and some Capcom High guest stars.
What: Good times in the network chat room.
When: Friday, December 3rd, night.
Where: THE INTERNET
Warnings: Talk about sex, fanfic, and gratuitous use of the f-word.
Izzy: thisismecountry
Lip: puzzlecrazylip
Ghor: Gh0r
Goose: historicairshow
Marie: mariethesquirtle
Fuel: coveredinsoot
Green: goak1991
Porygon-Z: porygaze
Falcon: c4n7dr1v355
Daisy: crystalsmashing
Brock: bestsweater
ROB: ....ROB.
Nyx: NyxTheGhastly
Lyra: girlwithgator
Char: kerosenedream
Jeff Andonuts: DonutBoy
Blacky: blackasnite
Amp: amperechu
Sabrina: bendinurspoons
Vinne: vinniesaur
Sasha: sashalikestoread
Andy: mechaorange
Gideon: noirnovel
Zelda: legendof
Misty: mistycalmermayd
Bob: tobakeanapplepie
Cyrus: cyrusTG
Giovanni: groundbreaker
Nephenee: SentinelNeph
Mewtwo: m2150sbg
EVA: temptedbysnake
Ness: OnettKid
Milimili: trickroomd
Slippy: slipshot04
Anshu: solarpowermeteor
Eggman: iamtheeggman
Pit: fite4palutena
Max: tank rockarms
[23:45] bestsweater: Raiden worked really hard, though, he wanted to beat the current record holder.
[23:45] vinniesaur: this is really not as hard as Contra, guys
[23:45] sashalikeslipshot04storead: Shut up I just type fast
[23:46] DonutBoy: Well that's because you wear yourself out with all those psychic powers
[23:46] vinniesaur: This is like pretending to play instruments
[23:46] girlwithgator: whos contra??
[23:46] slipshot04: It's a game
[23:46] vinniesaur: nother video game
[23:46] goak1991: What's the rush
[23:46] sashalikestoread: WHO LIKES TO SING
[23:46] girlwithgator: o
[23:46] CyrusTG: In the time I have been present in this chat, the subject of schoolwork has come up excactly twice, with only one question posed, vaguely. Your minds need focus and control.
[23:46] sashalikestoread: THERE'S A SINGING PART
[23:46] girlwithgator: i do!!!
[23:46] sashalikestoread: MAN WHO CARES ABOUT HOMEWORK
[23:46] sashalikestoread: ROCKBAND 6
[23:46] NyxTheGastly: it's friday night, fuck homework.
[23:46] m2150sbg: I suppose that no one else needs math help... ?
[23:46] vinniesaur: yeah seriously, I'll do my homework on sunday
[23:46] CyrusTGlegendof: You ought. It is how you will unlock your futures.
[23:46] NyxTheGastly: hell, rockband. fuck homework.
[23:47] sashalikestoread: NO I WANT TO UNLOCK THE HIDDEN SONGS
[23:47] DonutBoy: What if people have a future in music
[23:47] slipshot04: I already did my homework
[23:47] DonutBoy: Video game music
[23:47] m2150sbg: Speaking of?
[23:47] c4n7dr1v355: I have no homework. Ever.
[23:47] CyrusTG: Such lunacy and foolishness. Then you will devote your time to programming, not to wastefulness.
[23:47] goak1991: Yeah it tocks
[23:47] goak1991: uh
[23:47] goak1991: rocks
[23:47] girlwithgator: i might need help after i get the pages on quadratic equasions!!
[23:47] vinniesaur: wow, who's making typos now, Green
[23:47] Donut Boy: I bet I could get away with doing no homework ever
[23:47] DonutBoy: RIGHT FALCON
[23:47] sashalikestoread: Oh my Arceus whoever you are, you're lame
[23:47] c4n7dr1v355: I'd know.
[23:47] CyrusTG: And what do you believe would occur then?
[23:47] OnettKid: No, man, you need to feel the beat to do music.
[23:47] DonutBoy: Yeah but you'd let me get away with it
[23:48] c4n7dr1v355: No way.
[23:48] DonutBoy: Samus would!
[23:48] sashalikestoread: Vinnie vinnie
[23:48] sashalikestoread: Vinnieeeeeeeeeeee
[23:48] vinniesaur: what
[23:48] goak1991: Sorry I was distracted by this video in the other window
[23:48] slipshot04: How come you get special treatment, Jeff?
[23:48] CyrusTG: ...You speak to me while swearing to Arceus. How interesting. I ask, why do you invoke the name of the Original One?
[23:48] girlwithgator: you could do no homework if you were a trainer
[23:48] DonutBoy uh
[23:48] OnettKid: Yeah Jeff
[23:48] girlwithgator: i stopped doing it when i was 10!
[23:48] c4n7dr1v355: He doesn't.
[23:48] goak1991: Of me doing your mom
[23:48] c4n7dr1v355: At least not with me
[23:48] m2150sbg: Ok, Lyra, I'll be right here if you need me.
[23:48] DonutBoy: Is this because of that time I threw up in your car
[23:48] vinniesaur: uh, whatever, like I even know who my mom is
[23:48] c4n7dr1v355: Maybe I'll talk to Samus and make sure you're turning in your homework in her class.
[23:48] girlwithgator: thanks
[23:48] slipshot04: You threw up in his car?
[23:48] sashalikestoread: Did you know who the new physical education teacher is?
[23:48] slipshot04: Ew
[23:48] goak1991: I do
[23:49] c4n7dr1v355: He did.
[23:49] goak1991: Because I did her
[23:49] DonutBoy: It was two years ago!
[23:49] slipshot04: That's gross
[23:49] sashalikestoread: at least you're not setting cars on fire
[23:49] goak1991: It was awful
[23:49] c4n7dr1v355: It happens.
[23:49] c4n7dr1v355: Sasha, do you set cars on fire?
[23:49] girlwithgator: i bet it was because you were eating trash food
[23:50] DonutBoy: No it's because
[23:50] sashalikestoread: Not by choice
[23:50] DonutBoy: .......yeah of trash food
[23:50] girlwithgator: i told you itd make you sick!!!
[23:50] sashalikestoread: It's hard to be in a car when you have a tail on fire.
[23:50] DonutBoy: yeah
[23:50] OnettKid: Jeff you're supposed to check 'em before you eat 'em.
23:50] sashalikestoread: I just fly overhead and hope there's not too much wind.
[23:50] slipshot04: Ew
[23:50] sashalikestoread: Not that I've been in cars so much
[23:50] c4n7dr1v355: It's not the worst thing that's happened to my car, so whatever. Bygones are bygones.
[23:50] vinniesaur: sis, what about the PE teacher
[23:50] DonutBoy: wait no this coverup is even worse than the real thing
[23:51] DonutBoy: LIKE GANONDORF AND RAWK HAWK?
[23:51] c4n7dr1v355: Don't even.
[23:51] c4n7dr1v355: Let's just not go there.
[23:51] girlwithgator: ?_____?
[23:51] slipshot04: Don't mention Rawk Hawk around me
[23:51] sashalikestoread: It's ARCHIE!
[23:51] DonutBoy: ew and I sat in that car
[23:51] girlwithgator: omg i love those comics
[23:51] sashalikestoread: RAWK HAWK?
[23:51] vinniesaur: Archer?
[23:51] DonutBoy: Tongiht is the worst night
[23:51] girlwithgator: jughead is my favorite
[23:51] sashalikestoread: LIKE
[23:51] puzzlecrazylip: me too!!!!
[23:51] slipshot04: Stop it!
[23:51] girlwithgator: NO NOT ARCHER
[23:51] girlwithgator: archer's a buttface
[23:51] sashalikestoread: FAMOUS WRESTLE RAWK HAWK?!?!?!
[23:51] sashalikestoread: DUDE HE CAME HERE????
[23:51] m2150sbg: Yes, he used to attend the school.
[23:51] c4n7dr1v355: rawk hawk is a chucklefuck.
[23:51] sashalikestoread: OMG!!!
[23:52] c4n7dr1v355: don't even.
[23:52] slipshot04: Yes. He was a jerk
[23:52] NyxTheGastly: dude Rawk Hawk is the man
[23:52] sashalikestoread: But he was so good on television
[23:52] vinniesaur: why do we have an archer AND an archie what the hell
[23:52] vinniesaur: who's archie then
[23:52] DonutBoy: It's not that weird. There's another guy named Jeff who isn't me.
[23:52] sashalikestoread: That guy with the blue headband
[23:52] OnettKid: Yeah and both your last name's start with A too
[23:52] sashalikestoread: and the nice facial hair
[23:52] sashalikestoread: and the nice body
[23:53] m2150sbg: He was... eccentric.
[23:53] DonutBoy: And we're both blond!
[23:53] vinniesaur: WHAT
[23:53] goak1991: Yikes
23:53] vinniesaur: SASHA
[23:53] sashalikestoread: WHAT
[23:53] NyxTheGastly: tmi
[23:53] goak1991: Keep it in your pants
[23:53] vinniesaur: OKAY WHERE IS THIS GUY
[23:53] vinniesaur: I NEED TO PUNCH HIM
[23:53] OnettKid: Wait what's.
[23:53] OnettKid: Uh
[23:53] sashalikestoread: HEY
[23:53] sashalikestoread: I just said he had a nice body
[23:53] vinniesaur: I'M GOING TO MAKE IT
[23:53] vinniesaur: NOT NICE ANYMORE
[23:53] sashalikestoread: He does have a nice body he is the physical edication teacher
[23:53] DonutBoy: What about me?
[23:53] DonutBoy: I have a... very buff body.
[23:53] sashalikestoread: Who are you?
[23:53] goak1991: Hahahah
[23:53] c4n7dr1v355: Super buff.
[23:54] DonutBoy I'm Jeff!
[23:54] OnettKid: The buffest.
[23:54] slipshot04: Riiight
[23:54] sashalikestoread: I don't think I know you
[23:54] DonutBoy: You met me doing homework, remember?
[23:54] DonutBoy: ouch
[23:54] sashalikestoread: !!!
[23:54] sashalikestoread: YOU
[23:54] sashalikestoread: I REMEMBER NOW
[23:54] slipshot04: Who?
[23:54] sashalikestoread: WITH THE...WEIRD MATH PROBLEMS
[23:54] DonutBoy: Jeff: Yeah
[23:54] sashalikestoread: THINGS
[23:54] sashalikestoread: ON THE BENCH!!!!
23:54] DonutBoy: Yeah!
[23:54] sashalikestoread: you had nice reading glasses
[23:54] DonutBoy:......oh. Well I wear those all the time actually.
[23:54] DonutBoy: Thanks, I think
[23:54] sashalikestoread: ....oh!
[23:55] sashalikestoread: you might want to grow some facial hair.
[23:55] DonutBoy: I tried!
[23:55] sashalikestoread: it looks nice on guys
[23:55] OnettKid: ...Fff.
[23:55] vinniesaur: sigh
[23:55] c4n7dr1v355: You must have liked this month, then.
[23:55] sashalikestoread: OH MAN
[23:55] sashalikestoread: THIS MONTH
[23:55] sashalikestoread: WAS THE BEST MONTH
[23:55] bestsweater: I just shaved.
[23:55] vinniesaur: sis
[23:55] sashalikestoread: WHAT
[23:55] vinniesaur: please stop
[23:55] sashalikestoread: it's true
[23:55] sashalikestoread: it really was the best month
[23:55] bestsweater: Erika kept giving me looks, so I figured it was time for the beard to go
[23:55] sashalikestoread: did you see Max he had so much hair
[23:55] DonutBoy: Yeah I'm going to go and work on rigging the game system up
[23:56] vinniesaur: yes i saw max ok
23:56] OnettKid: CAN I COME OVER
[23:56] sashalikestoread: not that you can really miss Max
[23:56] Shockrageous: Jeff: YES
[23:56] OnettKid: OKAY I'M THERE
[23:56] DonutBoy: Bring your popcorn if you still have it
[23:56] sashalikestoread: and Blast too....HOW I HATE HIM.
[23:56] DonutBoy: AWESOME
[23:56] vinniesaur: ...
[23:56] OnettKid: Oh yeah I will
23:56] slipshot04: Everyone had better luck growing beards than me. I only grew one hair in the whole month
[23:56] DonutBoy: Okay good night you guys1
[23:56] c4n7dr1v355: Keep at it, Slippy.
[23:56] OnettKid: You guys have a good night!
[23:56] c4n7dr1v355: One day.
[23:56] c4n7dr1v355: Night, Jeff.
[23:56] girlwithgator: i grew an awesome bread
[23:56] slipshot04: Night
[23:56] sashalikestoread: GOODBYE BENCH GUY
[23:56] girlwithgator: goodnight!!! ^o^/
[23:56] DonutBoy: I'm serious about not doing my homework though
[23:56] NyxTheGastly: night!
*DonutBoy has left the chat
[23:56] c4n7dr1v355: Do your homework.
[23:57] c4n7dr1v355: Damn.
[23:57] vinniesaur: lyra why are you growing beards
[23:57] OnettKid: Haha, I'll let him know Mr. Falcon.
[23:57] OnettKid: See you!
[23:57] OnettKid: **OnettKidd has left the chat
[23:57] girlwithgator: everyone else was doing it
[23:57] c4n7dr1v355: That's the spirit.
[23:57] girlwithgator: i could just wear tavi on my face maybe
[23:57] girlwithgator: he could be a really long mustach
[23:57] slipshot04: Aren't you a girl? It was a fake beard, right?
[23:57] girlwithgator: yeah i am
[23:58] girlwithgator: but no it was real
[23:58] slipshot04: What
[23:58] girlwithgator: i'm just kidding!!
[23:58] slipshot04: Oh
[23:58] NyxTheGastly: I tried growin' a beard. Real hard tryin' to find fake hair in purple.
[23:58] goak1991: Blast is awesome
[23:58] girlwithgator: you should have asked if bugsy would lend you some
[23:58] goak1991: Sorry
[23:58] slipshot04: Maybe you could dye one
[23:59] NyxTheGastly: too much effort
[23:59] goak1991: Nyx you could take a wig and turn it into a beard
[00:01] bestsweater: Oh, hey, my cookies are done.
[00:01] slipshot04: That could work
*tobakeanapplepie: has left the chat
[00:01] NyxTheGastly: i'll do that next year
[00:01] bestsweater: Hey, there are peanut butter cookies in TD-34 if anyone wants them.
*goak1991 is away
[00:01] girlwithgator: can i have some??
[00:01] bestsweater: Yeah, sure.
[00:01] slipshot04: Can I have some too? Please?
[00:02] girlwithgator: thx brock your the best!!
[00:02] bestsweater: Haha, no problem.
*girlwithgator has left the chat
*goak1991 is available
[00:03] slipshot04: wb
[00:03] goak1991: Those cookies were divine
[00:03] goak1991: And I have literally never used that word before in my life
[00:03] bestsweater: I am flattered.
[00:04] bendinurspoons: I may stop by later, Brock. I am being held captive by Espeon at the moment.
[00:04] bestsweater: I'll save some for you
*kerosenedream has entered the room
[00:04] goak1991: Heyyyy
[00:04] bendinurspoons: Thank you.
[00:05] kerosenedream: Holy shit, there's a lot of people in here
[00:05] NyxTheGastly: Hey man
00:05] goak1991: Yeah word of mouth this is the place to be on a Friday night
[00:05] bestsweater: I dunno, I think it's kind of fun.
[00:05] kerosenedream: Guess I missed the memo on homework help bein' hot shit.
[00:06] goak1991: I'm not going to retort because your cookies were amazing
[00:06] sashalikestoread: If we're talking about hot Shit we should talk about the male teachers.
[00:06] goak1991: Cherish this moment Brock
[00:06] bestsweater: i still have some!
[00:06] kerosenedream: Nah, that's just shit.
[00:06] bestsweater: If anyone wants any.
[00:06] sashalikestoread: WHO IS THE BEST MALE ON CAMPUS
[00:06] kerosenedream: Me.
[00:06] vinniesaur: wow, green passes up the opportunity to insult someone
[00:06] vinniesaur: I'm marking the calender
[00:06] goak1991: Yeah it's an annual thing
[00:07] c4n7dr1v355: Sasha, there are...male teachers in here.
[00:07] sashalikestoread: So?
[00:07] c4n7dr1v355: Generally you wait until they're all gone before playing rate the guys.
[00:07] sashalikestoread: They can say if they're hot or not
[00:07] m2150sbg: Yes, Sasha perhaps a public forum is not the place to do this...
[00:07] kerosenedream: She's a little special, Coach.
[00:07] kerosenedream: Just smile and nod and maybe she'll shut up.
[00:07] sashalikestoread: No you shut up
[00:07] goak1991: One could only hope
[00:07] kerosenedream: Make me, dickwaggle.
[00:08] sashalikestoread: *And then Sasha put him on mute thinking it also muted him from everyone*
[00:08] bestsweater: fsklkldsf3m24
[00:08] bestsweater: sorry there's a dragonite on my keyboard.
[00:08] puzzlecrazylip: aww
[00:08] sashalikestoread: Dragonnite? Is it Janus?
[00:08] sashalikestoread: HI JANUS!
[00:08] puzzlecrazylip: sorry i'm not talking much everyone i'm WRITING!!!!
[00:08] sashalikestoread: HELLO WHO ARE YOU?!
[00:08] kerosenedream: Whatcha writin'?
[00:09] puzzlecrazylip: i'm lip!!!
[00:09] puzzlecrazylip: oh char you missed it!!!
[00:09] sashalikestoread: HELLO
[00:09] sashalikestoread: NICE TO MEET YOU LIP I AM SASHA
[00:09] kerosenedream: Missed what?
[00:09] c4n7dr1v355: Here we go again.
[00:09] puzzlecrazylip: we were talking about stories people write about real people and i thought i would write some of my own and then post them around the school later!!!!
[00:09] puzzlecrazylip: it's nice to meet you sasha!!!
[00:09] sashalikestoread: Oh man111!
[00:09] vinniesaur: wait, you're gonna be posting shit?!
[00:09] sashalikestoread: biographies?
[00:10] puzzlecrazylip: yes of course!!!!
[00:10] puzzlecrazylip: it's just stories about people. that's what i'm calling the series
[00:10] goak1991: Char please don't ask
[00:10] kerosenedream: So who you writin' about?
[00:10] c4n7dr1v355: He asked.
[00:10] vinniesaur: but NONE OF THEM ARE REAL STORIES
[00:10] kerosenedream: I say somethin' wrong, boss?
[00:10] puzzlecrazylip: no
[00:10] puzzlecrazylip: i'm writing about everyone
[00:10] sashalikestoread: Vinnie what is she talking about.
[00:11] puzzlecrazylip: i started with people in the chat
[00:11] slipshot04: All of us?
[00:11] puzzlecrazylip: yeah!!!
[00:11] vinniesaur: oh shit
[00:11] sashalikestoread: oh man111! Can I come read them?
[00:11] puzzlecrazylip: when lyra gets back she can help me explain except my stories are a little different
[00:11] vinniesaur: sis I don't think that's a good idea
[00:11] puzzlecrazylip: of course!!!
[00:11] goak1991: She's talking about fanfiction
[00:11] sashalikestoread: what why why not
[00:11] sashalikestoread: what's fanfiction
[00:11] c4n7dr1v355: Nothing.
[00:11] CyrusTG: The lot of you are beyond help.
[00:11] kerosenedream: Oh.
[00:11] kerosenedream: Whoa.
[00:11] CyrusTG: has left the chat
[00:12] kerosenedream: Didn't think you were into that kinda thing, sweetheart.
[00:12] puzzlecrazylip: what's not to like it's just writing about people you like??
[00:12] slipshot04: Jeez. That guy's a stick in the mud.
00:12] goak1991: We had a nice show and tell earlier
[00:12] sashalikestoread: but what's fanfiction
[00:12] c4n7dr1v355: ugh.
[00:12] goak1991: You are glad you missed it
[00:12] kerosenedream: So glad.
[00:12] NyxTheGastly: got on the topic earlier somehow. There's some real fucked up shit out there, about some'a the people in school, too.
[00:13] sashalikestoread: reporters?
[00:13] bestsweater: I dunno, when I google myself I just get my gym information.
[00:13] kerosenedream: Yeah, you would.
[00:13] vinniesaur: Sis, imagine that there are hundreds of people on the internet writing stories about the boss and Green making out.
[00:13] vinniesaur: that's fucked up shit
[00:13] kerosenedream: Fanfiction needs fans to write it.
[00:13] puzzlecrazylip: it's ok brock i'm writing a story with you in it so now you have
[00:13] kerosenedream: No
[00:13] bestsweater: Oh, um.
[00:13] kerosenedream: Don't imagine that
[00:13] kerosenedream: for the love of god
[00:13] puzzlecrazylip: you have a story!!!
[00:13] bestsweater: Thanks, Lip. I think?
[00:13] sashalikestoread: ahtrryjaergaethyrjhtdykj
[00:14] sashalikestoread: WHAT
[00:14] slipshot04: I wouldn't be surprise it already exists
[00:14] vinniesaur: well SOMEONE imagined it
[00:14] sashalikestoread: I AM GONNA GO GOOGLE THIS RIGHT NOW
[00:14] vinniesaur: and now there's a million websites
[00:14] goak1991: That does exist
[00:14] goak1991: what why
[00:14] kerosenedream: Lemme give you one to grow on, buttercup
[00:14] kerosenedream: Red/that stupid Pikachu
[00:14] kerosenedream: It's everywhere.
[00:14] slipshot04: I wonder if anyone in the Lylat system's ever written fanfiction about Fox, Falco and me....
[00:14] goak1991: stop that sasha
[00:14] slipshot04: .....That would be gross
[00:14] vinniesaur: Sasha, this is going to be the only time I agree with him but
[00:14] sashalikestoread: Guys I found one
[00:14] vinniesaur: please stop
[00:15] puzzlecrazylip: yeah probably right
[00:15] vinniesaur: no
[00:15] sashalikestoread: but what's a Uke and a Seme?
[00:15] goak1991: No
[00:15] goak1991: No
[00:15] vinniesaur: DO NOT CLICK ON THOSE LINKS
[00:15] sashalikestoread: ...oh my Arceus
[00:15] NyxTheGastly: i dunno if i oughta be laughin' or really fuckin scared.
[00:15] kerosenedream: Now I can see why you guys love the homework chat so much.
[00:15] kerosenedream: Boy do I ever not regret ever seein' this conversation.
[00:15] goak1991: Yeah good times all around
00:16] sashalikestoread: BRB
[00:16] vinniesaur: YOU'RE NOT READING NIT
[00:16] goak1991: WHAT WHY BRB
[00:16] sashalikestoread: ((And then she printed out this thing where Red tops and brought it over to Vinnie))
[00:16] bestsweater: Hey, Sasha, you should come over and have cookies instead.
[00:16] vinniesaur: YOU SHOULD REALLY EAT COOKIES INSTEAD
[00:16] vinniesaur: OF READING THAT
[00:16] vinniesaur: I'M COMING OVER THERE
* vinniesaur has left the room
[00:17] kerosenedream: Now that we're all grossed the fuck out
[00:17] puzzlecrazylip: oh i was just about to ask vinnie what his favorite food was!!!
[00:17] kerosenedream: let's talk about somethin' that don't make me hate my species.
[00:17] goak1991: Bran flakes
[00:17] puzzlecrazylip: oh ok
[00:17] kerosenedream: Raw steak.
[00:17] kerosenedream: By the shovelful.
[00:17] puzzlecrazylip: wow at the same time???
[00:17] kerosenedream: Yep.
[00:17] puzzlecrazylip: cool
[00:18] puzzlecrazylip: ok that's going in there
[00:18] kerosenedream: I feel better about this story already.
[00:19] puzzlecrazylip: thanks!!!
[00:19] m2150sbg: Well.
[00:20] bestsweater: Chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin?
[00:20] bestsweater: I can't decide what kind of cookies to make next.
[00:20] m2150sbg: As enlightening as this was I should probably get some work done, if no one has any more homework questions.
[00:20] puzzlecrazylip: CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!!!
[00:21] kerosenedream: Fuck 'em both, make somethin' spicy.
[00:21] bestsweater: I could try and find a recipe online.
[00:21] m2150sbg: Have a good night, everyone!
*m2150sbg: has left the chat
What: Good times in the network chat room.
When: Friday, December 3rd, night.
Where: THE INTERNET
Warnings: Talk about sex, fanfic, and gratuitous use of the f-word.
Izzy: thisismecountry
Lip: puzzlecrazylip
Ghor: Gh0r
Goose: historicairshow
Marie: mariethesquirtle
Fuel: coveredinsoot
Green: goak1991
Porygon-Z: porygaze
Falcon: c4n7dr1v355
Daisy: crystalsmashing
Brock: bestsweater
ROB: ....ROB.
Nyx: NyxTheGhastly
Lyra: girlwithgator
Char: kerosenedream
Jeff Andonuts: DonutBoy
Blacky: blackasnite
Amp: amperechu
Sabrina: bendinurspoons
Vinne: vinniesaur
Sasha: sashalikestoread
Andy: mechaorange
Gideon: noirnovel
Zelda: legendof
Misty: mistycalmermayd
Bob: tobakeanapplepie
Cyrus: cyrusTG
Giovanni: groundbreaker
Nephenee: SentinelNeph
Mewtwo: m2150sbg
EVA: temptedbysnake
Ness: OnettKid
Milimili: trickroomd
Slippy: slipshot04
Anshu: solarpowermeteor
Eggman: iamtheeggman
Pit: fite4palutena
Max: tank rockarms
[23:45] bestsweater: Raiden worked really hard, though, he wanted to beat the current record holder.
[23:45] vinniesaur: this is really not as hard as Contra, guys
[23:45] sashalikeslipshot04storead: Shut up I just type fast
[23:46] DonutBoy: Well that's because you wear yourself out with all those psychic powers
[23:46] vinniesaur: This is like pretending to play instruments
[23:46] girlwithgator: whos contra??
[23:46] slipshot04: It's a game
[23:46] vinniesaur: nother video game
[23:46] goak1991: What's the rush
[23:46] sashalikestoread: WHO LIKES TO SING
[23:46] girlwithgator: o
[23:46] CyrusTG: In the time I have been present in this chat, the subject of schoolwork has come up excactly twice, with only one question posed, vaguely. Your minds need focus and control.
[23:46] sashalikestoread: THERE'S A SINGING PART
[23:46] girlwithgator: i do!!!
[23:46] sashalikestoread: MAN WHO CARES ABOUT HOMEWORK
[23:46] sashalikestoread: ROCKBAND 6
[23:46] NyxTheGastly: it's friday night, fuck homework.
[23:46] m2150sbg: I suppose that no one else needs math help... ?
[23:46] vinniesaur: yeah seriously, I'll do my homework on sunday
[23:46] CyrusTGlegendof: You ought. It is how you will unlock your futures.
[23:46] NyxTheGastly: hell, rockband. fuck homework.
[23:47] sashalikestoread: NO I WANT TO UNLOCK THE HIDDEN SONGS
[23:47] DonutBoy: What if people have a future in music
[23:47] slipshot04: I already did my homework
[23:47] DonutBoy: Video game music
[23:47] m2150sbg: Speaking of?
[23:47] c4n7dr1v355: I have no homework. Ever.
[23:47] CyrusTG: Such lunacy and foolishness. Then you will devote your time to programming, not to wastefulness.
[23:47] goak1991: Yeah it tocks
[23:47] goak1991: uh
[23:47] goak1991: rocks
[23:47] girlwithgator: i might need help after i get the pages on quadratic equasions!!
[23:47] vinniesaur: wow, who's making typos now, Green
[23:47] Donut Boy: I bet I could get away with doing no homework ever
[23:47] DonutBoy: RIGHT FALCON
[23:47] sashalikestoread: Oh my Arceus whoever you are, you're lame
[23:47] c4n7dr1v355: I'd know.
[23:47] CyrusTG: And what do you believe would occur then?
[23:47] OnettKid: No, man, you need to feel the beat to do music.
[23:47] DonutBoy: Yeah but you'd let me get away with it
[23:48] c4n7dr1v355: No way.
[23:48] DonutBoy: Samus would!
[23:48] sashalikestoread: Vinnie vinnie
[23:48] sashalikestoread: Vinnieeeeeeeeeeee
[23:48] vinniesaur: what
[23:48] goak1991: Sorry I was distracted by this video in the other window
[23:48] slipshot04: How come you get special treatment, Jeff?
[23:48] CyrusTG: ...You speak to me while swearing to Arceus. How interesting. I ask, why do you invoke the name of the Original One?
[23:48] girlwithgator: you could do no homework if you were a trainer
[23:48] DonutBoy uh
[23:48] OnettKid: Yeah Jeff
[23:48] girlwithgator: i stopped doing it when i was 10!
[23:48] c4n7dr1v355: He doesn't.
[23:48] goak1991: Of me doing your mom
[23:48] c4n7dr1v355: At least not with me
[23:48] m2150sbg: Ok, Lyra, I'll be right here if you need me.
[23:48] DonutBoy: Is this because of that time I threw up in your car
[23:48] vinniesaur: uh, whatever, like I even know who my mom is
[23:48] c4n7dr1v355: Maybe I'll talk to Samus and make sure you're turning in your homework in her class.
[23:48] girlwithgator: thanks
[23:48] slipshot04: You threw up in his car?
[23:48] sashalikestoread: Did you know who the new physical education teacher is?
[23:48] slipshot04: Ew
[23:48] goak1991: I do
[23:49] c4n7dr1v355: He did.
[23:49] goak1991: Because I did her
[23:49] DonutBoy: It was two years ago!
[23:49] slipshot04: That's gross
[23:49] sashalikestoread: at least you're not setting cars on fire
[23:49] goak1991: It was awful
[23:49] c4n7dr1v355: It happens.
[23:49] c4n7dr1v355: Sasha, do you set cars on fire?
[23:49] girlwithgator: i bet it was because you were eating trash food
[23:50] DonutBoy: No it's because
[23:50] sashalikestoread: Not by choice
[23:50] DonutBoy: .......yeah of trash food
[23:50] girlwithgator: i told you itd make you sick!!!
[23:50] sashalikestoread: It's hard to be in a car when you have a tail on fire.
[23:50] DonutBoy: yeah
[23:50] OnettKid: Jeff you're supposed to check 'em before you eat 'em.
23:50] sashalikestoread: I just fly overhead and hope there's not too much wind.
[23:50] slipshot04: Ew
[23:50] sashalikestoread: Not that I've been in cars so much
[23:50] c4n7dr1v355: It's not the worst thing that's happened to my car, so whatever. Bygones are bygones.
[23:50] vinniesaur: sis, what about the PE teacher
[23:50] DonutBoy: wait no this coverup is even worse than the real thing
[23:51] DonutBoy: LIKE GANONDORF AND RAWK HAWK?
[23:51] c4n7dr1v355: Don't even.
[23:51] c4n7dr1v355: Let's just not go there.
[23:51] girlwithgator: ?_____?
[23:51] slipshot04: Don't mention Rawk Hawk around me
[23:51] sashalikestoread: It's ARCHIE!
[23:51] DonutBoy: ew and I sat in that car
[23:51] girlwithgator: omg i love those comics
[23:51] sashalikestoread: RAWK HAWK?
[23:51] vinniesaur: Archer?
[23:51] DonutBoy: Tongiht is the worst night
[23:51] girlwithgator: jughead is my favorite
[23:51] sashalikestoread: LIKE
[23:51] puzzlecrazylip: me too!!!!
[23:51] slipshot04: Stop it!
[23:51] girlwithgator: NO NOT ARCHER
[23:51] girlwithgator: archer's a buttface
[23:51] sashalikestoread: FAMOUS WRESTLE RAWK HAWK?!?!?!
[23:51] sashalikestoread: DUDE HE CAME HERE????
[23:51] m2150sbg: Yes, he used to attend the school.
[23:51] c4n7dr1v355: rawk hawk is a chucklefuck.
[23:51] sashalikestoread: OMG!!!
[23:52] c4n7dr1v355: don't even.
[23:52] slipshot04: Yes. He was a jerk
[23:52] NyxTheGastly: dude Rawk Hawk is the man
[23:52] sashalikestoread: But he was so good on television
[23:52] vinniesaur: why do we have an archer AND an archie what the hell
[23:52] vinniesaur: who's archie then
[23:52] DonutBoy: It's not that weird. There's another guy named Jeff who isn't me.
[23:52] sashalikestoread: That guy with the blue headband
[23:52] OnettKid: Yeah and both your last name's start with A too
[23:52] sashalikestoread: and the nice facial hair
[23:52] sashalikestoread: and the nice body
[23:53] m2150sbg: He was... eccentric.
[23:53] DonutBoy: And we're both blond!
[23:53] vinniesaur: WHAT
[23:53] goak1991: Yikes
23:53] vinniesaur: SASHA
[23:53] sashalikestoread: WHAT
[23:53] NyxTheGastly: tmi
[23:53] goak1991: Keep it in your pants
[23:53] vinniesaur: OKAY WHERE IS THIS GUY
[23:53] vinniesaur: I NEED TO PUNCH HIM
[23:53] OnettKid: Wait what's.
[23:53] OnettKid: Uh
[23:53] sashalikestoread: HEY
[23:53] sashalikestoread: I just said he had a nice body
[23:53] vinniesaur: I'M GOING TO MAKE IT
[23:53] vinniesaur: NOT NICE ANYMORE
[23:53] sashalikestoread: He does have a nice body he is the physical edication teacher
[23:53] DonutBoy: What about me?
[23:53] DonutBoy: I have a... very buff body.
[23:53] sashalikestoread: Who are you?
[23:53] goak1991: Hahahah
[23:53] c4n7dr1v355: Super buff.
[23:54] DonutBoy I'm Jeff!
[23:54] OnettKid: The buffest.
[23:54] slipshot04: Riiight
[23:54] sashalikestoread: I don't think I know you
[23:54] DonutBoy: You met me doing homework, remember?
[23:54] DonutBoy: ouch
[23:54] sashalikestoread: !!!
[23:54] sashalikestoread: YOU
[23:54] sashalikestoread: I REMEMBER NOW
[23:54] slipshot04: Who?
[23:54] sashalikestoread: WITH THE...WEIRD MATH PROBLEMS
[23:54] DonutBoy: Jeff: Yeah
[23:54] sashalikestoread: THINGS
[23:54] sashalikestoread: ON THE BENCH!!!!
23:54] DonutBoy: Yeah!
[23:54] sashalikestoread: you had nice reading glasses
[23:54] DonutBoy:......oh. Well I wear those all the time actually.
[23:54] DonutBoy: Thanks, I think
[23:54] sashalikestoread: ....oh!
[23:55] sashalikestoread: you might want to grow some facial hair.
[23:55] DonutBoy: I tried!
[23:55] sashalikestoread: it looks nice on guys
[23:55] OnettKid: ...Fff.
[23:55] vinniesaur: sigh
[23:55] c4n7dr1v355: You must have liked this month, then.
[23:55] sashalikestoread: OH MAN
[23:55] sashalikestoread: THIS MONTH
[23:55] sashalikestoread: WAS THE BEST MONTH
[23:55] bestsweater: I just shaved.
[23:55] vinniesaur: sis
[23:55] sashalikestoread: WHAT
[23:55] vinniesaur: please stop
[23:55] sashalikestoread: it's true
[23:55] sashalikestoread: it really was the best month
[23:55] bestsweater: Erika kept giving me looks, so I figured it was time for the beard to go
[23:55] sashalikestoread: did you see Max he had so much hair
[23:55] DonutBoy: Yeah I'm going to go and work on rigging the game system up
[23:56] vinniesaur: yes i saw max ok
23:56] OnettKid: CAN I COME OVER
[23:56] sashalikestoread: not that you can really miss Max
[23:56] Shockrageous: Jeff: YES
[23:56] OnettKid: OKAY I'M THERE
[23:56] DonutBoy: Bring your popcorn if you still have it
[23:56] sashalikestoread: and Blast too....HOW I HATE HIM.
[23:56] DonutBoy: AWESOME
[23:56] vinniesaur: ...
[23:56] OnettKid: Oh yeah I will
23:56] slipshot04: Everyone had better luck growing beards than me. I only grew one hair in the whole month
[23:56] DonutBoy: Okay good night you guys1
[23:56] c4n7dr1v355: Keep at it, Slippy.
[23:56] OnettKid: You guys have a good night!
[23:56] c4n7dr1v355: One day.
[23:56] c4n7dr1v355: Night, Jeff.
[23:56] girlwithgator: i grew an awesome bread
[23:56] slipshot04: Night
[23:56] sashalikestoread: GOODBYE BENCH GUY
[23:56] girlwithgator: goodnight!!! ^o^/
[23:56] DonutBoy: I'm serious about not doing my homework though
[23:56] NyxTheGastly: night!
*DonutBoy has left the chat
[23:56] c4n7dr1v355: Do your homework.
[23:57] c4n7dr1v355: Damn.
[23:57] vinniesaur: lyra why are you growing beards
[23:57] OnettKid: Haha, I'll let him know Mr. Falcon.
[23:57] OnettKid: See you!
[23:57] OnettKid: **OnettKidd has left the chat
[23:57] girlwithgator: everyone else was doing it
[23:57] c4n7dr1v355: That's the spirit.
[23:57] girlwithgator: i could just wear tavi on my face maybe
[23:57] girlwithgator: he could be a really long mustach
[23:57] slipshot04: Aren't you a girl? It was a fake beard, right?
[23:57] girlwithgator: yeah i am
[23:58] girlwithgator: but no it was real
[23:58] slipshot04: What
[23:58] girlwithgator: i'm just kidding!!
[23:58] slipshot04: Oh
[23:58] NyxTheGastly: I tried growin' a beard. Real hard tryin' to find fake hair in purple.
[23:58] goak1991: Blast is awesome
[23:58] girlwithgator: you should have asked if bugsy would lend you some
[23:58] goak1991: Sorry
[23:58] slipshot04: Maybe you could dye one
[23:59] NyxTheGastly: too much effort
[23:59] goak1991: Nyx you could take a wig and turn it into a beard
[00:01] bestsweater: Oh, hey, my cookies are done.
[00:01] slipshot04: That could work
*tobakeanapplepie: has left the chat
[00:01] NyxTheGastly: i'll do that next year
[00:01] bestsweater: Hey, there are peanut butter cookies in TD-34 if anyone wants them.
*goak1991 is away
[00:01] girlwithgator: can i have some??
[00:01] bestsweater: Yeah, sure.
[00:01] slipshot04: Can I have some too? Please?
[00:02] girlwithgator: thx brock your the best!!
[00:02] bestsweater: Haha, no problem.
*girlwithgator has left the chat
*goak1991 is available
[00:03] slipshot04: wb
[00:03] goak1991: Those cookies were divine
[00:03] goak1991: And I have literally never used that word before in my life
[00:03] bestsweater: I am flattered.
[00:04] bendinurspoons: I may stop by later, Brock. I am being held captive by Espeon at the moment.
[00:04] bestsweater: I'll save some for you
*kerosenedream has entered the room
[00:04] goak1991: Heyyyy
[00:04] bendinurspoons: Thank you.
[00:05] kerosenedream: Holy shit, there's a lot of people in here
[00:05] NyxTheGastly: Hey man
00:05] goak1991: Yeah word of mouth this is the place to be on a Friday night
[00:05] bestsweater: I dunno, I think it's kind of fun.
[00:05] kerosenedream: Guess I missed the memo on homework help bein' hot shit.
[00:06] goak1991: I'm not going to retort because your cookies were amazing
[00:06] sashalikestoread: If we're talking about hot Shit we should talk about the male teachers.
[00:06] goak1991: Cherish this moment Brock
[00:06] bestsweater: i still have some!
[00:06] kerosenedream: Nah, that's just shit.
[00:06] bestsweater: If anyone wants any.
[00:06] sashalikestoread: WHO IS THE BEST MALE ON CAMPUS
[00:06] kerosenedream: Me.
[00:06] vinniesaur: wow, green passes up the opportunity to insult someone
[00:06] vinniesaur: I'm marking the calender
[00:06] goak1991: Yeah it's an annual thing
[00:07] c4n7dr1v355: Sasha, there are...male teachers in here.
[00:07] sashalikestoread: So?
[00:07] c4n7dr1v355: Generally you wait until they're all gone before playing rate the guys.
[00:07] sashalikestoread: They can say if they're hot or not
[00:07] m2150sbg: Yes, Sasha perhaps a public forum is not the place to do this...
[00:07] kerosenedream: She's a little special, Coach.
[00:07] kerosenedream: Just smile and nod and maybe she'll shut up.
[00:07] sashalikestoread: No you shut up
[00:07] goak1991: One could only hope
[00:07] kerosenedream: Make me, dickwaggle.
[00:08] sashalikestoread: *And then Sasha put him on mute thinking it also muted him from everyone*
[00:08] bestsweater: fsklkldsf3m24
[00:08] bestsweater: sorry there's a dragonite on my keyboard.
[00:08] puzzlecrazylip: aww
[00:08] sashalikestoread: Dragonnite? Is it Janus?
[00:08] sashalikestoread: HI JANUS!
[00:08] puzzlecrazylip: sorry i'm not talking much everyone i'm WRITING!!!!
[00:08] sashalikestoread: HELLO WHO ARE YOU?!
[00:08] kerosenedream: Whatcha writin'?
[00:09] puzzlecrazylip: i'm lip!!!
[00:09] puzzlecrazylip: oh char you missed it!!!
[00:09] sashalikestoread: HELLO
[00:09] sashalikestoread: NICE TO MEET YOU LIP I AM SASHA
[00:09] kerosenedream: Missed what?
[00:09] c4n7dr1v355: Here we go again.
[00:09] puzzlecrazylip: we were talking about stories people write about real people and i thought i would write some of my own and then post them around the school later!!!!
[00:09] puzzlecrazylip: it's nice to meet you sasha!!!
[00:09] sashalikestoread: Oh man111!
[00:09] vinniesaur: wait, you're gonna be posting shit?!
[00:09] sashalikestoread: biographies?
[00:10] puzzlecrazylip: yes of course!!!!
[00:10] puzzlecrazylip: it's just stories about people. that's what i'm calling the series
[00:10] goak1991: Char please don't ask
[00:10] kerosenedream: So who you writin' about?
[00:10] c4n7dr1v355: He asked.
[00:10] vinniesaur: but NONE OF THEM ARE REAL STORIES
[00:10] kerosenedream: I say somethin' wrong, boss?
[00:10] puzzlecrazylip: no
[00:10] puzzlecrazylip: i'm writing about everyone
[00:10] sashalikestoread: Vinnie what is she talking about.
[00:11] puzzlecrazylip: i started with people in the chat
[00:11] slipshot04: All of us?
[00:11] puzzlecrazylip: yeah!!!
[00:11] vinniesaur: oh shit
[00:11] sashalikestoread: oh man111! Can I come read them?
[00:11] puzzlecrazylip: when lyra gets back she can help me explain except my stories are a little different
[00:11] vinniesaur: sis I don't think that's a good idea
[00:11] puzzlecrazylip: of course!!!
[00:11] goak1991: She's talking about fanfiction
[00:11] sashalikestoread: what why why not
[00:11] sashalikestoread: what's fanfiction
[00:11] c4n7dr1v355: Nothing.
[00:11] CyrusTG: The lot of you are beyond help.
[00:11] kerosenedream: Oh.
[00:11] kerosenedream: Whoa.
[00:11] CyrusTG: has left the chat
[00:12] kerosenedream: Didn't think you were into that kinda thing, sweetheart.
[00:12] puzzlecrazylip: what's not to like it's just writing about people you like??
[00:12] slipshot04: Jeez. That guy's a stick in the mud.
00:12] goak1991: We had a nice show and tell earlier
[00:12] sashalikestoread: but what's fanfiction
[00:12] c4n7dr1v355: ugh.
[00:12] goak1991: You are glad you missed it
[00:12] kerosenedream: So glad.
[00:12] NyxTheGastly: got on the topic earlier somehow. There's some real fucked up shit out there, about some'a the people in school, too.
[00:13] sashalikestoread: reporters?
[00:13] bestsweater: I dunno, when I google myself I just get my gym information.
[00:13] kerosenedream: Yeah, you would.
[00:13] vinniesaur: Sis, imagine that there are hundreds of people on the internet writing stories about the boss and Green making out.
[00:13] vinniesaur: that's fucked up shit
[00:13] kerosenedream: Fanfiction needs fans to write it.
[00:13] puzzlecrazylip: it's ok brock i'm writing a story with you in it so now you have
[00:13] kerosenedream: No
[00:13] bestsweater: Oh, um.
[00:13] kerosenedream: Don't imagine that
[00:13] kerosenedream: for the love of god
[00:13] puzzlecrazylip: you have a story!!!
[00:13] bestsweater: Thanks, Lip. I think?
[00:13] sashalikestoread: ahtrryjaergaethyrjhtdykj
[00:14] sashalikestoread: WHAT
[00:14] slipshot04: I wouldn't be surprise it already exists
[00:14] vinniesaur: well SOMEONE imagined it
[00:14] sashalikestoread: I AM GONNA GO GOOGLE THIS RIGHT NOW
[00:14] vinniesaur: and now there's a million websites
[00:14] goak1991: That does exist
[00:14] goak1991: what why
[00:14] kerosenedream: Lemme give you one to grow on, buttercup
[00:14] kerosenedream: Red/that stupid Pikachu
[00:14] kerosenedream: It's everywhere.
[00:14] slipshot04: I wonder if anyone in the Lylat system's ever written fanfiction about Fox, Falco and me....
[00:14] goak1991: stop that sasha
[00:14] slipshot04: .....That would be gross
[00:14] vinniesaur: Sasha, this is going to be the only time I agree with him but
[00:14] sashalikestoread: Guys I found one
[00:14] vinniesaur: please stop
[00:15] puzzlecrazylip: yeah probably right
[00:15] vinniesaur: no
[00:15] sashalikestoread: but what's a Uke and a Seme?
[00:15] goak1991: No
[00:15] goak1991: No
[00:15] vinniesaur: DO NOT CLICK ON THOSE LINKS
[00:15] sashalikestoread: ...oh my Arceus
[00:15] NyxTheGastly: i dunno if i oughta be laughin' or really fuckin scared.
[00:15] kerosenedream: Now I can see why you guys love the homework chat so much.
[00:15] kerosenedream: Boy do I ever not regret ever seein' this conversation.
[00:15] goak1991: Yeah good times all around
00:16] sashalikestoread: BRB
[00:16] vinniesaur: YOU'RE NOT READING NIT
[00:16] goak1991: WHAT WHY BRB
[00:16] sashalikestoread: ((And then she printed out this thing where Red tops and brought it over to Vinnie))
[00:16] bestsweater: Hey, Sasha, you should come over and have cookies instead.
[00:16] vinniesaur: YOU SHOULD REALLY EAT COOKIES INSTEAD
[00:16] vinniesaur: OF READING THAT
[00:16] vinniesaur: I'M COMING OVER THERE
* vinniesaur has left the room
[00:17] kerosenedream: Now that we're all grossed the fuck out
[00:17] puzzlecrazylip: oh i was just about to ask vinnie what his favorite food was!!!
[00:17] kerosenedream: let's talk about somethin' that don't make me hate my species.
[00:17] goak1991: Bran flakes
[00:17] puzzlecrazylip: oh ok
[00:17] kerosenedream: Raw steak.
[00:17] kerosenedream: By the shovelful.
[00:17] puzzlecrazylip: wow at the same time???
[00:17] kerosenedream: Yep.
[00:17] puzzlecrazylip: cool
[00:18] puzzlecrazylip: ok that's going in there
[00:18] kerosenedream: I feel better about this story already.
[00:19] puzzlecrazylip: thanks!!!
[00:19] m2150sbg: Well.
[00:20] bestsweater: Chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin?
[00:20] bestsweater: I can't decide what kind of cookies to make next.
[00:20] m2150sbg: As enlightening as this was I should probably get some work done, if no one has any more homework questions.
[00:20] puzzlecrazylip: CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!!!
[00:21] kerosenedream: Fuck 'em both, make somethin' spicy.
[00:21] bestsweater: I could try and find a recipe online.
[00:21] m2150sbg: Have a good night, everyone!
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