HOT TIMES IN THE NETWORK CHAT, PART I

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Who: A lot of people, and some Capcom High guest stars.
What: Good times in the network chat room.
When: Friday, December 3rd, night.
Where: THE INTERNET
Warnings: Talk about sex, fanfic, and gratuitous use of the f-word.

((THIS IS LONG. I AM LIKE...REALLY UPSET that even rich text editor won't display the fonts and emoticons everyone was using, because they were the best part. I GUESS YOU WILL ALL HAVE TO USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS. Screen names are pretty self-explainatory but I'm going to list them anyway. If you didn't specify a screen name for your dude I just used their LJ name because screen names are cute okay 8( ))

Izzy: thisismecountry
Lip: puzzlecrazylip
Ghor: Gh0r
Goose: historicairshow
Marie: mariethesquirtle
Fuel: coveredinsoot
Green: goak1991
Porygon-Z: porygaze
Falcon: c4n7dr1v355
Daisy: crystalsmashing
Brock: bestsweater
ROB: ....ROB.
Nyx: NyxTheGhastly
Lyra: girlwithgator
Char: kerosenedream
Jeff Andonuts: DonutBoy
Blacky: blackasnite
Amp: amperechu
Sabrina: bendinurspoons
Vinne: vinniesaur
Sasha: sashalikestoread
Andy: mechaorange
Gideon: noirnovel
Zelda: legendof
Misty: mistycalmermayd
Bob: tobakeanapplepie
Cyrus: cyrusTG
Giovanni: groundbreaker
Nephenee: SentinelNeph
Mewtwo: m2150sbg
EVA: temptedbysnake
Ness: OnettKid
Milimili: trickroomd
Slippy: slipshot04
Anshu: solarpowermeteor

[21:17] thisismecountry: ... So what is this thing.
[21:17] puzzlecrazylip: GOOD EVENING EVERYONE
[21:17] Gh0r: I was wondering the same thing.
[21:17] historicairshow: I didn't even know these things exi- holy hell, ain't seen a font that bright before.
[21:18] puzzlecrazylip: it's the student chat service
[21:18] puzzlecrazylip: people don't generally use it buttttt
[21:18] puzzlecrazylip: HI
[21:18] Gh0r: Type properly.
[21:18] puzzlecrazylip: i am typing properly i thought
[21:18] puzzlecrazylip: I'M JUST ENTHUSIASTIC
[21:19] puzzlecrazylip: ;DDDDDD
[21:19] historicairshow: Enthusiastic means bright for you or something, kid?
[21:19] puzzlecrazylip: of course~!
[21:19] historicairshow: That color's killing my eyes. Need to wear shades to read it.
[21:19] historicairshow: ... Heh.
[21:19] Gh0r: It's no excuse to lack proper punctuation.
[21:19] puzzlecrazylip: lol oh mr. goose
[21:19] thisismecountry: What the hell is colon D-D-D-D-D-D-D?
[21:19] historicairshow: Hey Ghor, this bothering you? It's gotta be bothering you
[21:19] mariethesquirtle: Its a face
[21:20] puzzlecrazylip: yep!!!!
[21:20] Gh0r: Isn't that obvious already?
[21:20] thisismecountry: I can't see shit.
[21:20] thisismecountry: *LOGS OFF DRAMATICALLY*
*thisismecountry: has left the chat
[21:20] historicairshow: ...
[21:20] mariethesquirtle: ........
[21:20] historicairshow: Strange kid.
[21:20] coveredinsoot: So how are you typing? I thought that was kinda.. oh okay.
[21:21] historicairshow: Doesn't make sense.
[21:21] c4n7dr1v355: She probably has a screen reader. I haven't asked.
[21:21] historicairshow: ... That means it can happen here.
[21:22] Gh0r: So why have a chat network if there are already the journals?
[21:22] historicairshow: Hey, it's more immediate.
[21:22] c4n7dr1v355: Instant gratification.
[21:22] historicairshow: Not that some robot's gonna understand.
[21:22] historicairshow: ... Heh, or sorta robot.
[21:22] Gh0r: get out.
[21:22] historicairshow: Don't wanna!
*goak1991: has joined the chat
[21:23] Gh0r: First I can't participate in the beard festival and now you won't let me chat?
[21:23] c4n7dr1v355: Your beard was great, Ghor.
[21:23] Gh0r: Thanks, I know.
[21:25] puzzlecrazylip: i think it was for homework questions to start but
[21:25] c4n7dr1v355: I'm here for homework questions.
[21:25] porygaze: Hello.
[21:26] puzzlecrazylip: hi there!!!!
[21:26] historicairshow: Pory-... wait, Porygon?
[21:26] c4n7dr1v355: Otherwise I'm back and forth between five other things so just holler if you need something, I guess.
[21:26] historicairshow: The one with the eyes?
[21:26] historicairshow: Oh uh, I guess I can help with things, too. Or somethin'.
[21:26] goak1991: and i'm here on RA alert duty tonight
[21:26] goak1991: blame maxwell.
[21:26] historicairshow: Guess if your homework involves flying or shooting.
[21:26] c4n7dr1v355: Alert duty.
[21:26] gh0r: Hello again, Porygon.
[21:27] goak1991: yeah alert duty.
[21:27] c4n7dr1v355: So if someone puts their easy mac in the microwave without the water.
[21:27] porygaze: Yes. I am Porygon-Z
[21:27] goak1991: in case someone really needs to be RA-d like RIGHT NOW
[21:27] porygaze: I will be monitoring.
[21:27] historicairshow: Monitoring?
[21:27] historicairshow: ... Kinda creepy.
[21:27] c4n7dr1v355: Watching you while you sleep, Goose.
[21:27] historicairshow: 'Sides, I'm the security guard around here. I'm already monitorin'.
[21:27] goak1991: yeah no one talk to me if that happens just call the fire department or something
[21:27] historicairshow: ... /Really/ creepy.
[21:28] porygaze: Yes. I have observed the sleeping habits of several subjects.
[21:28] puzzlecrazylip: LIKE WHO??
[21:28] mariethesquirtle: are you serious
[21:28] historicairshow: ...
[21:28] historicairshow: Say.
[21:28] crystalsmashing: Um, ew?
[21:28] historicairshow: Where's your dorm?
[21:28] c4n7dr1v355: ...hahaha
[21:28] historicairshow: So you know, I ain't going near it.
[21:29] puzzlecrazylip: did you see me sleep?
[21:29] historicairshow: You don't go outta campus, right?
[21:29] porygaze: As I do not require sleep, I find it beneficial to observe nocturnal habits.
[21:29] puzzlecrazylip: i'm a sleep puncher
[21:29] c4n7dr1v355: He's everywhere, Goose
[21:29] puzzlecrazylip: i thought i would explain myself just in case!!!
[21:29] c4n7dr1v355: You can't escape.
[21:29] historicairshow: Heeeeeey.
[21:29] historicairshow: I was askin' hiiiiim.
[21:29] Gh0r: I've watched you too, Goose.
[21:30] historicairshow: You're bluffin'.
[21:30] historicairshow: ...
[21:30] historicairshow: Right?
[21:30] Gh0r: Maybe you should watch yourself from now on.
[21:30] goak1991: hahahahah.
[21:30] historicairshow: ...
[21:30] historicairshow: I need a vacation sometime.
[21:31] puzzlecrazylip: me too! i want to go to a tropical island.....
[21:31] historicairshow: I /lived/ on one. It ain't bad.
[21:31] puzzlecrazylip: i live in a forest!!!!
[21:32] historicairshow: Lemme guess, one of them Pokemon?
[21:32] puzzlecrazylip: it's totally normal and not at all weird
[21:32] coveredinsoot: I thought most of the people here lived at the school?
[21:32] puzzlecrazylip: no ((
[21:32] puzzlecrazylip: it's me mr. goose i'm lip nester's friend
[21:32] historicairshow: ... You knew the kid?
[21:32] puzzlecrazylip: i mean when i'm not at school!!!
[21:33] puzzlecrazylip: yeah we used to hang out all the time!!!!
[21:33] historicairshow: Oh, heh. Well, at least you ain't as unruly as he is.
[21:33] historicairshow: So far.
[21:33] puzzlecrazylip: i don't think anyones ever called me unruly
[21:33] historicairshow: Good. Then I'll probably like ya.
[21:34] bestsweater: has joined the chat
[21:34] bestsweater: ...That took forever.
[21:34] bestsweater: I couldn't find the chat name.
[21:35] historicairshow: Oh hey, you're that friend of Matt's!
[21:35] goak1991: what did you go into other chats or something
[21:35] bestsweater: Matt?
[21:35] historicairshow: Y'know. Matt.
[21:35] historicairshow: I mean... Lt. Surge.
[21:35] porygaze: Are you in need of further assistance?
[21:35] bestsweater: ...His name is Matt
[21:35] historicairshow: Matties. I just call him Matt. Rolls off the tongue better.
[21:35] mariethesquirtle: Matties.........
[21:36] goak1991: oh
[21:36] bestsweater: Matties.
[21:36] goak1991: so uh
[21:36] historicairshow: Matties.
[21:36] goak1991: when are you guys getting
[21:36] goak1991: married
[21:36] bestsweater: I guess you learn something new every day
[21:36] historicairshow: Soon.
[21:36] historicairshow: Can't spoil the surprise.
[21:36] c4n7dr1v355: Just elope.
[21:36] EGGMAN EMPIRE SPAMBOT: Coming soon to a planet near you! Dr. Eggman's Amazing Interstellar Amusement Park! Pre-purchase your tickets today!
[21:36] goak1991: no don't elope i want to eat wedding cake
[21:37] puzzlecrazylip: wow....... i didn't know mr. robotnik had an amusement park!!
[21:37] c4n7dr1v355: Uh.
[21:37] c4n7dr1v355: Hm.
[21:37] historicairshow: ...

[21:37] historicairshow: I ain't going to no amusement park of his.
[21:38] c4n7dr1v355: Interstellar?
[21:38] crystalsmashing: o_O
[21:38] Gh0r: It must be a space station.
[21:39] Gh0r: If it attracts any space pirates, I'm blowing it up.
[21:39] puzzlecrazylip: wow.....
[21:39] bestsweater: ...What if they're there for...the amusement park.
[21:39] puzzlecrazylip: don't blow it up before i go!!!!
[21:40] Gh0r: Still blowing it up before they can leave it and bring harm to other planets.
[21:40] crystalsmashing: Pirates nothin', if Tatanga is there I'll blow it up myself!
[21:40] historicairshow: ... The hell's a Tatanga?
[21:41] crystalsmashing: A little purple alien who has no concept of personal space.
[21:41] historicairshow: And more aliens? I ain't dealing with no more aliens.
[21:41] c4n7dr1v355: Sounds fun
[21:41] historicairshow: ... Yeah. Ain't dealing with no more aliens.
[21:41] historicairshow: I've had enough of 'em until the next never.
[21:41] Gh0r: Your xenophobia astounds me to no end.
[21:42] historicairshow: Hey, if you were here for that Aparoid War, you'd hate 'em, too.
[21:42] porygaze: ...If possible, please create backup data of any robotic lifeforms.
[21:42] historicairshow: Why? They're robots, you can let 'em die.
[21:42] historicairshow: They ain't good for anything.
*ROB has entered the chat
[21:42] c4n7dr1v355: Haha, oh man.
[21:43] c4n7dr1v355: Sorry I need a napkin I just.
[21:43] historicairshow: ... H-Heh. Hey.
[21:43] c4n7dr1v355: Iced tea everywhere.
[21:43] ROB: Intriguing. So this is a "chat room".
[21:43] goak1991: Who's burning toast?
[21:43] Gh0r: [may or may not be trying to hack Goose's computer right now. Expect some pretty nasty popups in the near future, Goosey boy.]
[21:43] porygaze: I wish to study their programming. I have been unable to directly interface with Dr. Robotnik's machines.
[21:43] c4n7dr1v355: Probably for the best.
[21:43] historicairshow: [GEEZ THANKS GHOR, THANKS ]
21:44] historicairshow: Just don't go revivin' them or nothing.
[21:44] ROB: Dr. Robotnik's machines do seem possessed of far more… personality than I am accustomed to.
[21:44] historicairshow: Especially not for, say, world domination or destruction or something.
[21:44] porygaze: I have not prioritized world domination.
[21:45] historicairshow: ... 'Kay.
[21:45] c4n7dr1v355: Good to know.
[21:45] crystalsmashing: Besides, world domination is more Bowser's job.
[21:45] c4n7dr1v355: He'd like to think that, anyway.
[21:46] crystalsmashing: At least when he's not kidnapping people.
[21:46] historicairshow: Oh hey, that guy.
[21:46] historicairshow: That one with the shell and...
[21:46] historicairshow: ... Nah, can't remember the rest.
[21:46] puzzlecrazylip: I HATE THAT GUY!!!!!!!!
[21:46] ROB: … Professor Bowser engages in kidnapping? For what purpose?
[21:46] c4n7dr1v355: Shits and giggles.
[21:46] puzzlecrazylip: HE KIDNAPPED ME TOO REMEMBER DAISY?!?!?!
[21:46] ROB:…Query: What are "shits and giggles"?
[21:46] historicairshow: ...
[21:46] historicairshow: You dunno what that is?
[21:46] crystalsmashing: I remember! He kidnapped a bunch of us and made us have a tea party!
[21:47] mariethesquirtle: hahahaha
[21:47] ROB: Negative.
[21:47] puzzlecrazylip: he's crazy i hate him
[21:47] historicairshow: How do ya not know what that is?
[21:47] historicairshow: Y'know. It's for laughs.
[21:47] porygaze: Yes. Please explain the etymology of this idiom.
[21:47] goak1991: Well,
[21:47] ROB: Query: Why would defecation be a source of humor?
[21:48] coveredinsoot: He made you have a tea party? Wait, isn't he the etiquette teacher or something?
[21:48] goak1991: humans often giggle and shit at the same time
[21:48] goak1991: it's just a weird biological thing
[21:48] historicairshow: ...
[21:48] goak1991: file that away
[21:48] bestsweater: Green, that's gross.
[21:48] historicairshow: Heheheh, the hell? That's disgustin'.
[21:48] goak1991: What I'm just telling them
[21:48] goak1991: how it is
[21:48] sirfortunecookie: ROB: …How confusing.
[21:48] mariethesquirtle: ..........
[21:48] Gh0r: How unfortunate.
[21:48] c4n7dr1v355: It just means doing something for the sake of doing it.
[21:48] goak1991: Yeah it sucks
[21:48] crystalsmashing: It wasn't the GOOD kind of tea party.
[21:48] puzzlecrazylip: NO IT WASN'T
[21:48] porygaze: I have frequently observed defecation to be a basis of humor...
[21:48] c4n7dr1v355: Are there ever good kinds of tea parties?
[21:49] puzzlecrazylip: sure totally!!
[21:49] crystalsmashing: Well, yeah! Me and Peach used to have awesome tea parties.
[21:49] puzzlecrazylip: but not this kind not when you're being forced to do so by some ass
[21:49] puzzlecrazylip: i mean
[21:49] puzzlecrazylip: jerk
[21:49] historicairshow: Who needs tea parties when you've got beer parties?
[21:49] crystalsmashing: It's all right, you can say that on the internet.
[21:49] puzzlecrazylip: I can't drink beer
[21:49] bestsweater: Not eveyrone's of age?
[21:49] bestsweater: Maybe some people like tea better.
[21:49] puzzlecrazylip: I feel awkward because i'm around teachers lol
[21:49] crystalsmashing: I am.
[21:49] historicairshow: But I think beer's better.
[21:50] ROB: I am incapable of imbibing liquid sustenance.
[21:50] puzzlecrazylip: i went into a bar once though!
[21:50] historicairshow: Hey, I ain't gonna bite your head off for swearing, heh.
[21:50] puzzlecrazylip: i wore a fake moustache
[21:50] historicairshow: I swore when I was 12.
[21:50] historicairshow: Learned nice words from my old man.
[21:50] goak1991: That must have been nice.
[21:50] goak1991: Real bonding or something
[21:51] bestsweater: Oh, I try not to. My siblings pick up new words really easily, if you know what I mean.
[21:51] historicairshow: He knew how to say those three words.
[21:51] historicairshow: "Fuck off, kid."
[21:51] puzzlecrazylip: awww how many siblings do you have??
[21:51] bestsweater: Uh...nine.
[21:51] puzzlecrazylip: wow
[21:51] puzzlecrazylip: that's a lot of kids
[21:51] c4n7dr1v355: Too many.
[21:51] puzzlecrazylip: a big family sounds like fun!!!!
[21:51] historicairshow: ... Nine?
[21:51] bestsweater: Nine.
[21:52] historicairshow: What was your momma thinking?
[21:52] bestsweater: it's never dull, that's for sure.
[21:52] bestsweater: I honestly don't know.
[21:52] historicairshow: I can't even imagine havin' /one/ kid.
[21:52] goak1991: Wow, I can barely stand having one sibling sometimes
[21:52] bestsweater: Oh, that's right, you have a sister.
[21:52] goak1991: Yeah
[21:52] goak1991: Uh
[21:53] goak1991: Daisy
[21:53] crystalsmashing: Wow. Your life must be like that "Shroom and Vine Plus Nine" show
[21:53] bestsweater: I've never seen it
[21:53] mariethesquirtle: it's good
[21:53] crystalsmashing: If you're into reality shows, that is.
*NyxTheGastly: has joined the chat
[21:53] bestsweater: I like watching cooking shows.
[21:53] goak1991: Hey Nyx
[21:53] historicairshow: Reality shows? Those are kinda boring.
[21:54] puzzlecrazylip: SOMETIMES THEY CAN BE REALLY COOL THOUGH
[21:54] puzzlecrazylip: like if you're watching someone repel off a cliff or something???
[21:54] puzzlecrazylip: i like that show!!!
[21:54] mariethesquirtle: What?
[21:54] NyxTheGastly: hey green
[21:54] puzzlecrazylip: you know the one!!!
[21:54] crystalsmashing: I like that one where they bust all those myths!
[21:54] goak1991: Slow night?
[21:54] historicairshow: If I watch TV, it's gonna be for movies. Not gonna watch much else.
[21:55] mariethesquirtle: uhh not really.
[21:55] puzzlecrazylip: OH!! you should totally watch it! i'll let you know the next time it's on!!!
[21:55] mariethesquirtle: Ok.
21:55] ROB: I have yet been unable to determine the appeal of television.
[21:55] NyxTheGastly: ugh yeah. It's friday, man, i got no business sittin' around in my dorm like a fuckin' shut in.
[21:56] goak1991: Yeah I feel you
[21:56] Gh0r: It's supposed to be for entertainment or informative purposes, but all I've seen is advertisements and inaccurate depictions of intergalactic travel.
[21:57] ROB: I was unaware there was such a market for erectile dysfunction medication.
[21:57] puzzlecrazylip: do you ever watch the historical channel???
[21:57] c4n7dr1v355: Oh boy.
[21:57] puzzlecrazylip: sometimes i watch the one about the history of ummm
[21:58] puzzlecrazylip: the like ummm
[21:58] porygaze: I find television to be inaccurate in many fields of information.
[21:58] puzzlecrazylip: but i learned so much about the jungle!!!
[21:58] Gh0r: A poor way to study earth culture, all in all. But if this history one is accurate...
21:59] puzzlecrazylip: there was this pig culture that tried to take over this jungle!!!
[21:59] puzzlecrazylip: it was so interesting!!!
[21:59] porygaze: However, observing the culture of humans dependent on television has been fascinating.
[22:00] c4n7dr1v355: hear that, goose. maybe it's not the robots you need to worry about.
[22:00] historicairshow: I'll take pigs over robots any day.
[22:00] puzzlecrazylip: no these were like really bad pigs though they
[22:00] puzzlecrazylip: actually
*amperechu: has joined the chat
[22:01] puzzlecrazylip: i thought i heard about people in school fighting against pig people???
[22:01] puzzlecrazylip: OMG do you think they were there when it happened???
[22:01] c4n7dr1v355: Honestly, I lost you five minutes ago.
[22:01] amperechu: Hi guys I just found this thing and it looks cool chu! ⚡
[22:01] puzzlecrazylip: well this guy with pink hair had to drive the pigs out
[22:01] puzzlecrazylip: hi amp!!!
[22:01] mariethesquirtle: hi Amp
[22:02] porygaze: Hello Ampere
[22:02] amperechu: Lip and Marie and Porygon hiiiiiii! ⚡
*DonutBoy has entered the room
[22:03] DonutBoy: Wow, there are actually people in here.
[22:03] c4n7dr1v355: Hey, Jeff.
[22:03] porygaze: It is... heartening to see you have not dismantled your designated PC, Ampere.
[22:03] puzzlecrazylip: i know right??? it's never like this!!!
[22:03] historicairshow: Donut boy?
[22:03] historicairshow: Heheheh.
[22:03] DonutBoy: Hey, Falcon! And everyone else.
[22:03] bestsweater: I only just found the room.
[22:04] amperechu: Of course not, chu! ⚡ I'll dismantle a broken one instead!
[22:04] amperechu: ... Who has a broken computer?!
[22:04] bestsweater: It took me twenty minutes, but I found it!
[22:04] amperechu: Just lying around?? ⚡
[22:04] historicairshow: Twenty minutes?
[22:04] porygaze: Perhaps you should inquire to Otacon.
[22:04] DonutBoy: Broken computers? I want one.
[22:04] historicairshow: Seems like an awfully long time just to find a chatroom.
[22:04] amperechu: Otacon would have broken computers??
[22:04] DonutBoy: Actually if you're really careful you can go to the trash heap behind a computer store.
[22:05] NyxTheGastly: I don't have one, but my roomie could if you give me a couple minutes.
[22:05] amperechu: ... Really! ⚡
[22:05] DonutBoy: There are usually security guys all over the place...
[22:05] amperechu: I can do that! I've gone to all kinds of heaps before, chu!
[22:05] DonutBoy: I'll go with you!
[22:05] amperechu: Okay!!
[22:05] amperechu: Chu, thanks!
*mariethesquirtle: has left the chat
[22:06] goak1991: Ugh the heater in this room is on the fritz
[22:07] DonutBoy: I can probably fix that, too!
[22:07] goak1991: Seriously
[22:07] DonutBoy: Yeah. I don't mind at all!
[22:07] c4n7dr1v355: Kick it.
[22:07] goak1991: I tried that
[22:07] goak1991: Violence is my first instinct
[22:07] c4n7dr1v355: You're obviously not kicking it hard enough.
[22:08] goak1991: I'm going to put on boots
[22:08] goak1991: And try again
[22:08] c4n7dr1v355: Steel-toed.
[22:08] c4n7dr1v355: Do it.
[22:08] NyxTheGastly: if that don't work you should get a hammer
[22:08] DonutBoy: Uh.
[22:08] porygaze: I do not believe that is an optimal repair solution.
22:09] Gh0r: There's an alarming number of disturbing websites on this internet.
[22:09] c4n7dr1v355: It's the internet.
[22:09] Gh0r: Involving some of you.
[22:09] goak1991: It's all good
[22:09] historicairshow: Really?
[22:09] historicairshow: Even me?
[22:09] goak1991: It made a weird noise and started going
[22:09] goak1991: Uh
[22:09] bestsweater: Once, my toaster oven was broken and I got really frustrated so I dropped it off the counter.
[22:09] bestsweater: And then it worked again.
[22:09] Gh0r: Involving the animal known as the goose.
[22:10] goak1991: Don't search me on the internet there's nothing interesting out there
[22:10] historicairshow: Haha, very funny. [8|]
[22:10] Gh0r: Yes there is.
[22:10] amperechu: I'll search you on the internet, chu!
[22:10] goak1991: NO
[22:10] c4n7dr1v355: Haha, oh god.
[22:10] goak1991: Amp I'm saving you the trouble it's just my bio and I can tell you that in person nothing else
[22:10] amperechu: Are you sure, chu?
[22:11] Gh0r: Falcon, how do you intend to marry all of these women?
[22:11] goak1991: 100% sure
[22:11] amperechu: Oh. Okay!
[22:11] c4n7dr1v355: I don't.
[22:11] historicairshow: Women?
[22:11] historicairshow: ... Am I gonna need to search on ya, Falcon?
[22:11] Gh0r: You're going to break their hearts.
[22:11] c4n7dr1v355: Let's just say I have fans.
[22:11] Gh0r: Men too.
[22:11] goak1991: Hahaha hell yeah
[22:11] c4n7dr1v355: Yeah, well.
[22:11] historicairshow: ... Fans?
[22:12] goak1991: Way to go Falcon
[22:12] historicairshow: Why'd you even have fans?
[22:12] c4n7dr1v355: Oh my god do you live under a rock
[22:12] DonutBoy: He's a famous racer, Mr. Goose.
[22:12] NyxTheGastly: I dunno Boss I googled you once outta curiosity. it was kinda a trainwreck.
[22:12] historicairshow: ... Whaaaaaaaat?
[22:12] historicairshow: Dead serious?
[22:12] amperechu: Coach is a RACER! ⚡
[22:12] DonutBoy: Yeah! I've been to a race and everything!
[22:12] amperechu: Teach me how to race!
[22:12] goak1991: YEAH I told you Nyx
[22:13] amperechu: I wanna go fast because...
[22:13] amperechu: ...
[22:13] amperechu: I like going fast!
[22:13] bestsweater: I guess I should consider myself lucky that nothing really comes up when I google myself.
[22:13] goak1991: People should learn to draw some other shit
[22:13] goak1991: That's never happening.
[22:13] Gh0r: There's a detailed account of a tryst between you and one Goroh.
[22:13] c4n7dr1v355: Yeah, I bet there is.
[22:13] Gh0r: [FANFIC LINK, GO]
[22:13] DonutBoy: what
[22:13] c4n7dr1v355: Teenage girls are fucking nuts
[22:13] historicairshow: ...
[22:14] historicairshow: Heheheheheheh.
[22:14] Shockrageous: Jeff: what
[22:14] historicairshow: Pffffhehehehehehehahahaha
[22:14] bestsweater: You sound extremely nonchalant.
[22:14] c4n7dr1v355: Green understands. Right, Green?
[22:14] goak1991: I do.
[22:14] DonutBoy: what what what
[22:14] historicairshow: [he is just going to cry laughing]
[22:14] DonutBoy: Why am I even reading this
[22:14] amperechu: ...
[22:14] NyxTheGastly: Haha oh fuck Coach this is gold.
[22:14] amperechu: What are they doing, chu?!
[22:14] c4n7dr1v355: I'll tell you when you're older.
*girlwithgator has entered the room
[22:14] goak1991: Unfortunately I understand.
[22:15] amperechu: Wait, wait! Chu! I know!
[22:15] girlwithgator: hi guys!!
[22:15] amperechu: You're breeding!
[22:15] c4n7dr1v355: Sure, call it that.
[22:15] amperechu: Lyra, chu! Chu! ⚡
[22:15] amperechu: When are you laying eggs?
[22:15] c4n7dr1v355: It's not real, though, it's a dumb story.
[22:15] Gh0r: Men can't breed.
[22:15] girlwithgator: wait who's breeding?? o____o
[22:15] bestsweater: Amp, humans don't lay eggs.
[22:15] bestsweater: Hi, Lyra.
[22:15] amperechu: Oh!
[22:16] amperechu: It was a funny story!
[22:16] girlwithgator: guys whats going on???
[22:16] puzzlecrazylip: That wasn't written very well......
[22:16] girlwithgator: are there gonna be eggs?
[22:16] DonutBoy: You don't want to know.
[22:16] historicairshow: There ain't gonna be no eggs.
[22:16] c4n7dr1v355: Ghor was perusing the internet and found some. Fanfiction.
[22:16] DonutBoy: I wish I didn't read it.
[22:16] historicairshow: Just hilarious shit, that's all, kid.
[22:16] girlwithgator: omg i love fanfic
[22:16] amperechu: I want to read more fanfiction!
[22:16] gh0r: "Fanfiction?"
[22:17] amperechu: Let's find some, Lyra! Exploration!
[22:17] girlwithgator: amp what are your pairings i can send you my favorites
[22:17] c4n7dr1v355: Oh no.
[22:17] goak1991: ohhh please don't....
[22:17] c4n7dr1v355: You're one of them.
[22:17] amperechu: What are pairings?
[22:17] girlwithgator: one of who??? :3
[22:17] historicairshow: ...
[22:17] historicairshow: Oh you've gotta be kiddin' me.
[22:17] historicairshow: Heheheh.
[22:17] girlwithgator: couples!
*coveredinsoot has left the chat due to trauma
[22:17] Gh0r: Are you the one who wrote [LINKS AGAIN]?
[22:17] amperechu: Oh!
[22:17] amperechu: Couples, chu! I don't know of any couples!
[22:18] goak1991: What is that
[22:18] amperechu: Except for Coach and... Goroh, I guess, chu!
[22:18] girlwithgator: uhhh no
22:18] c4n7dr1v355: no.
[22:18] c4n7dr1v355: don't, amp.
[22:18] c4n7dr1v355: just don't.
[22:18] girlwithgator: i only write gym leader
[22:18] girlwithgator: uh
[22:18] amperechu: Why not? Couples are fun!
[22:18] bestsweater: ...what.
[22:18] DonutBoy: Falcon I'm crying on the inside for you.
[22:18] goak1991: ....
[22:18] historicairshow: ...
[22:18] girlwithgator: i don't write fanfiction!!!!
[22:18] historicairshow: Gym leader?
[22:18] porygaze: I have an inquiry regarding couples...
[22:18] historicairshow: Wait what kinda gym leader fanfiction.
[22:18] historicairshow: [STARE]
[22:18] puzzlecrazylip: i wanna see your writing!! you should totally put it in the newspaper!!!
[22:18] girlwithgator: nothing!!!!! i jsut said i don't write it
[22:19] historicairshow: ... 'kay.
[22:19] girlwithgator: wait do you mean it
[22:19] historicairshow: Does anyone else write that crap?
[22:19] girlwithgator: you think they'd put stories in the paper??
[22:19] puzzlecrazylip: yeah!!! that's impressive right???
[22:19] girlwithgator: yeah tons of people
[22:19] historicairshow: ...
[22:19] girlwithgator: well i'll
[22:19] DonutBoy: Isn't writing that stuff about real people kind of... creepy?
[22:19] c4n7dr1v355: Too many people.
[22:19] girlwithgator: tell my friend
[22:19] historicairshow: Of Lt. Surge? Just, y'know, wondering.
[22:19] c4n7dr1v355: Super creepy.
[22:19] DonutBoy: Like really creepy?
[22:19] girlwithgator: who writes fanfcition
[22:19] goak1991: Yeah you do that.
[22:19] c4n7dr1v355: It's all fun and games and signing bras until they start writing about you.
[22:19] girlwithgator: yeah there's a lot of that guy
[22:20] historicairshow: ...
[22:20] DonutBoy: I'm glad I'm not famous.
[22:20] girlwithgator: but most of its with people i dont know
[22:20] historicairshow: [o///////o;;;]
[22:20] historicairshow: [AWKWARD]
[22:20] girlwithgator: who's wattson???
[22:20] goak1991: UGH....
[22:20] bestsweater: Oh, he's from...Hoenn?
[22:20] historicairshow: They don't mention a Goose in any of that, kid?
[22:20] girlwithgator: o
[22:20] girlwithgator: why would they mention geese
[22:20] puzzlecrazylip: oh....
[22:20] girlwithgator: Falkner's the flying type gym leader
[22:20] historicairshow: No, I mean, that's my name.
[22:20] historicairshow: I'm Lt. Surge's fiance.
[22:20] puzzlecrazylip: it's ok mr. goose it's just stories!!!!
[22:20] girlwithgator: ohh
[22:20] historicairshow: Yeah, yeah. Just still kinda weird.
[22:21] historicairshow: Kinda creepy.
[22:21] historicairshow: ... Wait.
[22:21] girlwithgator: wait lt surge is getting married?!??!
[22:21] girlwithgator: OMG
[22:21] historicairshow: They don't got /pictures/ floatin' around, right?
[22:21] historicairshow: Heh, yeeeah.
[22:21] c4n7dr1v355: Lots of pictures, Goose.
[22:21] girlwithgator: can i tell people or is it a secret
[22:21] c4n7dr1v355: Everywhere.
[22:21] puzzlecrazylip: yeah mr. goose and mr. surge are getting married
[22:21] girlwithgator: i had no idea!!
[22:21] historicairshow: ...
[22:21] historicairshow: [... he risks searching 'lt. surge' in Google]
[22:21] puzzlecrazylip: i think everyone knows
[22:21] historicairshow: [AND OH THINE EYES THEY HAVE BEEN POISONED BY FANGIRLS]
[22:21] girlwithgator: i dont mean us people
[22:21] girlwithgator: i mean trainer people
[22:22] Gh0r: This internet is giving me a headache. Disconnecting.
[22:22] amperechu: Bye-bye, chu!
[22:22] amperechu: ...
*gh0r has left the room
[22:22] amperechu: I don't even remember who that was!
[22:22] girlwithgator: byeee!!
[22:22] girlwithgator: oh he already left
[22:22] amperechu: Lt. Surge is nice, chu! I can write fanfiction about him to start!
[22:22] historicairshow: [AAAAHHH]
[22:22] goak1991: Hahahahaha
[22:22] bestsweater: Oh, Amp. Maybe...not.
[22:22] girlwithgator: good idea, amp!!
[22:23] DonutBoy: Stop writing about real people!
[22:23] amperechu: I can try and see if I like it! ⚡
[22:23] girlwithgator: cmon it's just stories
*bendinurspoons has entered the room >
[22:23] bestsweater: Hi, Sabrina
[22:23] goak1991: Do people write stuff about Sabrina
[22:23] girlwithgator: if you get fanfic it just means your famous right
[22:23] bestsweater: Probaly.
[22:23] bestsweater: I mean
[22:23] bestsweater: I wouldn't know.
[22:23] bendinurspoons: Hello, Brock.
[22:23] goak1991: Oh, Brock
[22:23] bestsweater: But just...guessing.
[22:23] girlwithgator: oh yeah, lots
[22:23] bestsweater: I think they would.
[22:24] bendinurspoons: ... what?
[22:24] girlwithgator: sabrina can i talk about fanfics about you
[22:24] goak1991: Teenage girls like to write stories about us Sabrina
[22:24] amperechu: Would people right fanfiction about you, Sabrina person, chu?
[22:24] girlwithgator: sabrina do you read fic about you??
22:25] bendinurspoons: I wasn't aware that there was such a thing.
[22:25] puzzlecrazylip: i think that if someone wrote a story about me i would read it all the time!! i hope it's a story about me keeping the streets safe
[22:25] girlwithgator: (my name is lyra by the way ^___^ )
[22:25] girlwithgator: i could probably find you some
[22:25] c4n7dr1v355: They're never about things like that, Lip.
[22:25] c4n7dr1v355: Never.
[22:25] puzzlecrazylip: well
[22:25] historicairshow: ... Hey. I ain't gonna want no stories on me.
[22:25] puzzlecrazylip: maybe
[22:25] puzzlecrazylip: i'll have to make some then!!
[22:25] historicairshow: I'm marryin' a gym leader, would that make me famous? I dunno if I wanna be famous.
[22:25] girlwithgator: is misty or erika in here??? lots of it is about them too
[22:25] puzzlecrazylip: i'll do that instead of homework
[22:26] c4n7dr1v355: You don't want to be famous.
[22:26] puzzlecrazylip: tonight
[22:26] historicairshow: No, I don't wanna.
[22:26] girlwithgator: are you kidding
[22:26] girlwithgator: who doesnt wanna be famous??
[22:26] historicairshow: I ain't gonna want pictures of my junk on the internet, kid.
[22:25] girlwithgator: is misty or erika in here??? lots of it is about them too
[22:25] puzzlecrazylip: i'll do that instead of homework
[22:26] c4n7dr1v355: You don't want to be famous.
[22:26] puzzlecrazylip: tonight
[22:26] historicairshow: No, I don't wanna.
[22:26] girlwithgator: are you kidding
[22:26] girlwithgator: who doesnt wanna be famous??
[22:26] historicairshow: I ain't gonna want pictures of my junk on the internet, kid.
[22:26] bendinurspoons: Nice to meet you, Lyra. You're the johto champion, correct?
[22:26] amperechu: But people might like your junk and want to take it to fix it, chu! ⚡
[22:26] amperechu: [NOT THAT JUNK]
[22:26] puzzlecrazylip: one time i took a picture of my junk
[22:26] c4n7dr1v355: Haha, oh wow.
[22:26] girlwithgator: yeah!! you know about me?
[22:27] puzzlecrazylip: my desk was super cluttered that day
[22:27] historicairshow: [JUST GONNA GO AWAY AND BE SILENT AND RED AGAIN NOW]
[22:27] puzzlecrazylip: i guess it's not really junk if it's stuff like books and pencils though right
[22:27] amperechu: Nope, chu!
[22:27] amperechu: Junk is scrap metal! To me!
[22:27] amperechu: But it can be made into good things, chu! ⚡
[22:27] amperechu: Junk isn't all bad!
[22:27] bestsweater: Wait, Lyra, what about Erika?
[22:27] puzzlecrazylip: yeah totally!!
[22:27] bendinurspoons: Somewhat, yes. Will you be going after the Kanto championship as well?
[22:27] goak1991: hey if you find any stories about misty i'll forward them to her
[22:28] bestsweater: She's got my badge.
[22:28] girlwithgator: yeah!! the team rocket kid beat johto so i'm gonna beat kanto
[22:29] girlwithgator: brock lots of sabrina fic has erika too
22:29] goak1991: hey
[22:29] goak1991: the misty stories
[22:29] girlwithgator: go find your own not team rocket kid >
[22:29] bestsweater: Misty would beat you up.
[22:30] bendinurspoons: I look forward to your challenge, then, Lyra.
[22:30] goak1991: Ugh I have to do everything around here
[22:30] DonutBoy: I'm back. I got distracted by looking for myself on the internet.
[22:30] c4n7dr1v355: Find anything?
[22:30] girlwithgator: which gym is yours sabrina??
[22:30] goak1991: Yeah I know Brock that's what makes it funny
*vinniesaur: has joined the chat
[22:30] goak1991: oh.
[22:30] DonutBoy: Just an old news article about science fair championships in Winters a few years ago.
[22:30] girlwithgator: hi!!! ^___^/)
[22:30] DonutBoy: There's a lot more about Dad.
[22:30] vinniesaur: Hey
[22:30] DonutBoy: He was at some video game conference?
[22:30] DonutBoy: Oh, hello!
[22:31] c4n7dr1v355: Really. Where?
[22:31] girlwithgator: maybe i should google myself too
[22:31] amperechu: Hiiii, chu! ⚡
[22:31] bendinurspoons: Mine is the psychic gym in Saffron City.
[22:31] girlwithgator: i've gotta be famous by now
[22:31] vinniesaur: holy shit I didn't know everyone used this chat
[22:31] girlwithgator: maybe there's even fic about me
[22:31] goak1991: A famous brat maybe
[22:31] DonutBoy:Here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sXyaDOBwlA
[22:31] girlwithgator: saffron is the silph place right?
[22:31] c4n7dr1v355: Hm.
[22:31] Shockrageous: Jeff: He wasn't around for the video, but that's not that weird I guess.
[22:31] amperechu: Lyra! Help me find fanfiction about Pikachus, chu!
[22:31] girlwithgator: can i challenge you here or do i have to go there
[22:32] DonutBoy: But I didn't know he had anything to do with video games!
[22:32] DonutBoy: Jeez.
[22:32] porygaze: Silph Corporation's headquarters are in Saffron
[22:32] goak1991: Vinnie was that you burning toast earlier
[22:32] girlwithgator: i dont know if theres fic about pikachus
[22:32] bendinurspoons: That's right. If we are both here, I see no reason to take the time to travel back just for a battle.
[22:32] porygaze: However they have branches throughout Kanto
[22:32] girlwithgator: but there are lots of fan sites
[22:32] vinniesaur: I don't eat toast.
[22:32] girlwithgator: people send in pictures of their pikachus
[22:32] girlwithgator: and people think of captions for them
[22:32] goak1991: It made me sneeze and so does your big dumb flower so I just
[22:32] girlwithgator: its really cute!!!
*mariethesquirtle: has joined the chat
[22:32] goak1991: connected the two
[22:32] girlwithgator: hi!!
[22:33] DonutBoy: Maybe you have epilepsy.
[22:33] amperechu: Marie, hi again, chu!
[22:33] Shockrageous: Jeff: Hi!
[22:33] puzzlecrazylip: awww that does sound cute!!!
[22:33] mariethesquirtle: hi
[22:33] goak1991: Are you talking to me?
[22:33] girlwithgator: you should send in a pic of you amp!!
[22:33] amperechu: That's cool, Lyra, chu!!
[22:33] amperechu: I want to send a picture!
[22:33] vinniesaur: Well maybe you should get your goddamn nose fixed hey marie
[22:33] amperechu: I'm gonna go find one!
[22:33] girlwithgator: you can put on a hat or something i bet you'll be the most popular one on the site!
[22:33] mariethesquirtle: hi Vinnie
[22:33] goak1991: It's your pollen that's the issue
[22:34] amperechu: Could I put on a tanktop?
[22:34] girlwithgator: sure :3
[22:34] puzzlecrazylip: oooh!!! you should take a human picture and a pikachu picture!!!
*legendof: has joined the chat
[22:34] legendof: Green, are you in here
[22:34] goak1991: ... Yes
[22:34] legendof: I think someone tried to make easy mac but forgot to put the water in.
[22:34] amperechu: Ooooh, I can do that, chu!
[22:34] goak1991: Are you serious
[22:35] girlwithgator: lol
[22:35] DonutBoy: How do you even forget to do that?
[22:35] legendof: I might need some help on the third floor for a few minutes until the smoke clears out.
[22:35] amperechu: Thanks! Look, I found a site! It's pikachoofanplase.net!!
[22:35] goak1991: You've got to be joking ok dammit
*mistycalmermayd: has joined the chat
[22:35] girlwithgator: i always wondered why nobody ever made one for feraligatrs
[22:35] mistycalmermayd: Oh, hi there! <3
[22:35] girlwithgator: maybe i'll start one with rui!
[22:35] legendof: I tried finding Maxwell and Meta Knight but I think they're off making pancakes again.
[22:35] girlwithgator: hi! ^o^
[22:36] DonutBoy: Maybe they're the ones who burnt stuff.
[22:36] goak1991: Yeah as per usual
[22:36] DonutBoy: Make sure he's not drunk again. Maxwell that is.
[22:36] legendof: I'll check.
[22:36] goak1991: ok fine I'll be right up just gimme a sec
[22:36] girlwithgator: whose drunk??
[22:36] goak1991: Hey Misty look at this
[22:36] DonutBoy: Hopefully nobody!
[22:36] historicairshow: Just as long as he ain't gonna get drunk with the robot.
[22:36] goak1991: [LINK TO GREEN/MISTY FIC]
[22:36] DonutBoy: Don't do it Green
[22:36] mistycalmermayd: ... Green? Look at what?
[22:36] DonutBoy: Oh no
[22:36] mistycalmermayd: ...
[22:36] girlwithgator: theres a drunk robot???
[22:36] mistycalmermayd: What's this? [/click]
*goak1991 is away
[22:36] girlwithgator: this school is AWESOME
[22:36] DonutBoy: Wait what?
[22:37] mistycalmermayd: ...
[22:37] legendof: *triforce of is away
[22:37] mistycalmermayd: GREEN!!
[22:37] bestsweater: Hi, misty!
[22:37] vinniesaur: what the hell was in that link?
[22:37] girlwithgator: hey ive read this one before
[22:37] mariethesquirtle: What is that......
[22:37] mistycalmermayd: ...
[22:37] mistycalmermayd: You WHAT?!
[22:37] bendinurspoons: ... So that is the manner of stories they were talking about earlier.
[22:37] vinniesaur: Wow, I think I just barfed in my mouth.
[22:37] amperechu: This one looks good, Green! Chu!
22:37] girlwithgator: they did another one

[22:37] girlwithgator: they did another one
[22:38] girlwithgator: where you have a baby but then green is engaged to whitney it's really sad\!
[22:38] mistycalmermayd: U-Ugh... hi, Brock...
[22:38] mistycalmermayd: Green, are you still there?!
[22:38] puzzlecrazylip: aww
[22:38] vinniesaur: Marie, please tell me this isn't the kind of thing you read on the internet
[22:38] puzzlecrazylip: that's so tragic!!!
[22:38] mistycalmermayd: Ohhh, when he's back, I'm gonna need to hold myself back!
[22:38] girlwithgator: i dont even like green and i almost cried ;___;
[22:38] mariethesquirtle: no it's not!!
[22:38] puzzlecrazylip: i think he and zelda went to fix the microwave
[22:38] mistycalmermayd: [SHE MAD]
[22:38] vinniesaur: Really.
[22:38] mariethesquirtle: why would I read that
[22:38] puzzlecrazylip: I'm sorry about your baby ms. misty
[22:39] vinniesaur: I dunno you read those other mushy books
[22:39] puzzlecrazylip: i mean not really but
[22:39] puzzlecrazylip: lol you know
[22:39] mariethesquirtle: theyre not mushy
[22:39] puzzlecrazylip: fictionally
*Blackasnite has joined the chat
[22:39] puzzlecrazylip: hi ms. blacky!!!
[22:39] vinniesaur: they're pretty goddamn mushy.
[22:39] mistycalmermayd: I'd- I'd never-- I'd never have babies with Green! This is so crazy!
[22:39] blackasnite: Hello.
[22:40] blackasnite: There's a thing to be greeted with.
[22:40] historicairshow: Blacky? Hey. [lol look who's talking but still beet red]
[22:40] girlwithgator: thats ok misty! its just pretend
[22:40] girlwithgator: theres lots of other pairings if you dont like that one
[22:40] mistycalmermayd: I-It's just so weird!
[22:40] mistycalmermayd: ...
[22:40] mistycalmermayd: Really?
[22:40] mistycalmermayd: With /who?/
[22:40] girlwithgator: your really popular
[22:40] blackasnite: I must have wandered onto PokeChan by mistake.
[22:40] mistycalmermayd: ...
[22:41] puzzlecrazylip: we;re reading stories ms. blacky
[22:41] c4n7dr1v355: I must have wandered to the fridge and forgot this chat was open.
[22:41] mistycalmermayd: They didn't... pair me up with other gym leaders, did they? Or the Elite Four?
[22:41] blackasnite: That's not what this chat is for.
[22:41] girlwithgator: sabrina erika clair pryce lorelei (who's lorelei??)
[22:41] mariethesquirtle: it is tonight
*goak1991 is available
[22:41] blackasnite: You're going to have to link these stories so I can see if they're fit for student reading or not.
[22:42] goak1991: Who the hell did that that microwave was like a hell portal
[22:42] mistycalmermayd: Green!!
[22:42] goak1991: Oh hey
[22:42] goak1991: Did you like that
[22:42] mistycalmermayd: I- I should smack you!
[22:42] girlwithgator: ask on pokechans gym leader board
[22:42] mistycalmermayd: No I DIDN'T!
[22:42] amperechu: I did, chu!
[22:42] girlwithgator: they know lots more than me
[22:42] bendinurspoons: Yes, I was under the impression that this chat was for homework questions.
[22:42] vinniesaur: well it sure as hell wasn't me if you feel like pointing fingers again
[22:42] DonutBoy: oh man
[22:42] goak1991: Well someone appreciates
[22:42] mistycalmermayd: Well I DON'T. So that's THAT.
[22:42] c4n7dr1v355: I don't think anyone has homework questions tonight.
[22:42] DonutBoy: Where's that Ghor guy this is all his fault
[22:43] historicairshow: I'm kinda missin' the homework questions by now.
[22:43] vinniesaur: it's friday, there's the whole weekend for homework questions.
[22:43] puzzlecrazylip: i'm writing stories instead tonight
[22:43] historicairshow: ... Heh. Ghor.
[22:43] historicairshow: Heh.
[22:43] girlwithgator: actually some1 can help me with math if they want
[22:43] amperechu: Stories?! Can I read your stories, Lip, chu?
[22:43] girlwithgator: tavi ate the pages on binomial equasions ;___;
[22:43] DonutBoy: What do you need help with?
[22:43] puzzlecrazylip: sure!!! i'll send you them when i am done!!!
[22:43] DonutBoy: Oh.
[22:43] girlwithgator: omg thanx! ^w^

22:43] amperechu: Great, chu!
[22:44] historicairshow: 'Kay, listen, anyone writin' fanfiction in here?
[22:44] c4n7dr1v355: I am. All about you, Goose.
[22:44] girlwithgator: uhhhhhhhh no
[22:44] historicairshow: Your security guard's making a new rule.
[22:44] c4n7dr1v355: And your passionate relationship with your gyrocopter.
[22:44] historicairshow: No writin' about me or Lt. Surge.
[22:44] historicairshow: ...
[22:44] mariethesquirtle: Why would anyone do that anyway
[22:44] historicairshow: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure you are.
[22:44] girlwithgator: i dont write surge anyway
[22:44] historicairshow: Suuuure you are.
[22:44] historicairshow: Phew, good. Keep it that way.
[22:45] blackasnite: Goodness. It's been a while since I've written fanfiction.
[22:45] vinniesaur: wait, you and lt. surge? what?
[22:45] blackasnite: Even longer since RPF.
[22:45] girlwithgator: i didnt know kanto gym leaders for the longest time
[22:45] girlwithgator: but i could write about you guys if you want!!
[22:45] girlwithgator: my friend could
[22:45] girlwithgator: the one that writes fic
[22:45] historicairshow: He's my fiance. And I ain't gonna just let this shit float around on the network, 'kay?
[22:45] girlwithgator: whats rpf??
[22:46] c4n7dr1v355: Horrible.
[22:46] blackasnite: It stands for Real Person Fic.
[22:46] amperechu: It's arr, pee, and eff! They're letters!
[22:46] blackasnite: It seems you're no stranger to the concept.
[22:46] c4n7dr1v355: You weren't here earlier when we were discussing it.
[22:46] DonutBoy: Why is it so widespread....
[22:46] blackasnite: Oh?
[22:46] girlwithgator: o
[22:46] blackasnite: I suppose everyone needs some way to keep warm on a cold night like this, but...
[22:46] c4n7dr1v355: Like I said, it's all fun and games until they start writing about you.
[22:47] vinniesaur: is it just gym leaders?
[22:47] mistycalmermayd: I... I think I'm going to go right now. It was good seeing /some/ of you.
[22:47] vinniesaur: there's no fic about RED, is there?
[22:47] mariethesquirtle: bye Misty
[22:47] mistycalmermayd: Bye!
[22:47] bestsweater: Bye, Misty!
[22:47] goak1991: I know you mean me
[22:47] girlwithgator: tons!!!
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[22:47] noirnovel: There is.
[22:47] mariethesquirtle: fanfiction abou Red?
[22:47] goak1991: Sleep well have good dreams
[22:47] vinniesaur: Red's pretty famous
[22:47] girlwithgator: team rocket kid is the most famous trainer ever
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[22:47] goak1991: ugh
[22:47] NyxTheGastly: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Green and Red ain't into each other like that.
[22:47] girlwithgator: hi!!
[22:48] bestsweater: That would be really weird.
[22:48] blackasnite: It's particularly unfortunate for Green. People will take something as simple as growing up in the same town and running with it.
[22:48] goak1991: Yeah no never never ever
[22:48] amperechu: Chuuuu, hi!
[22:48] vinniesaur: WHAT
[22:48] girlwithgator: red/green is gross >_____<
[22:48] vinniesaur: WHAT
[22:48] goak1991: Don't shit yourself Vinnie it's not happening
[22:48] vinniesaur: THE FUCK
[22:48] vinniesaur: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
[22:48] mariethesquirtle: i think i just threw up
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[22:48] girlwithgator: can you say that word on the internet
[22:48] amperechu: Wow, people like Red, too, chu!
[22:48] vinniesaur: YES
[22:48] vinniesaur: ESPECIALLY ON THE INTERNET
[22:48] amperechu: That's good!
[22:49] c4n7dr1v355: I'm surprised this chat doesn't have a language filter
[22:49] girlwithgator: i'm gonna say it
[22:49] m2150sbg: goodness it's
[22:49] noirnovel: Oh, hello... It seems I have access to this room as well...
[22:49] girlwithgator: dont look
[22:49] c4n7dr1v355: Seeing as it's supposed to be for homework.
[22:49] girlwithgator: fuck
[22:49] m2150sbg: crowded in here tonight
[22:49] bestsweater: Lyra!
[22:49] porygaze: I am capable of installing a language filter.
[22:49] blackasnite: Screencapped.
[22:49] girlwithgator: vinnie said you can!!
[22:49] goak1991: Wow that's surprising
[22:49] blackasnite: Uploading to PokeChan now.
[22:49] historicairshow: We ain't gonna need a language filter.
[22:49] girlwithgator: what
[22:49] girlwithgator: NO DON'T DO THAT
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[22:49] thejaimonster: Gideon - Oh, Vinnie? Is Vinnie here as well?
[22:49] blackasnite: Goodness, what will people think of our foul-mouthed little Champion?
[22:50] girlwithgator: theyll all message me if they see my username
[22:50] m2150sbg: Is anyone actually doing homework tonight?
[22:50] amperechu: Hiii, chu! ⚡
[22:50] vinniesaur: NO I'M NOT
[22:50] girlwithgator: seroiusly dont do it!!!!
[22:50] vinniesaur: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT
[22:50] amperechu: I'm not!
[22:50] noirnovel: Vincent, I can see you typing
[22:50] c4n7dr1v355: Aw, come on, Blacky, lighten up.
[22:50] m2150sbg: I'm here to help with math if you need it. Send me a message.
[22:50] amperechu: I chewed my homework! Chu!
[22:50] girlwithgator: i only said it one time!!!!
[22:50] noirnovel: Well, not quite seeing as in eyesight, but rather as in text commands
[22:50] porygaze: Very well.
[22:50] girlwithgator: and i didnt even say it i typed it!!!
[22:50] blackasnite: She's shaming the entire League.
[22:51] girlwithgator: i'm really really really sorry!!
[22:51] goak1991: Blacky you are devious
[22:51] girlwithgator: ;_______________________;
[22:51] porygaze: If you do not believe a filter is necessary, I will not install one.
[22:51] puzzlecrazylip: don't worry lyra it's fine i curse sometimes too!!!
[22:51] blackasnite: Ah. But how can I resist a wide-mouthed emoticon like that?
[22:51] historicairshow: 'Course not. Swearing ain't that bad.
[22:51] historicairshow: You ain't gonna go to jail for it or something.
[22:51] c4n7dr1v355: They're just words.
[22:51] historicairshow: Or get expelled.
[22:51] NyxTheGastly: it's easy, Blacky. See, i'm doin' it right now.
[22:51] noirnovel: I am not really... recognizing a lot of these names... Why is the topic cursewords?
[22:51] vinniesaur: Yeah I'd be expelled a dozen times over for swearing by now
[22:52] puzzlecrazylip: the topic was stories before!!!
[22:52] girlwithgator: this is lyra :3
[22:52] girlwithgator: and it was only one word!!!
[22:52] noirnovel: Good afternoon, Lyra
[22:52] girlwithgator: i wont type it again ok
[22:52] legendof: All right. I think the smoke has cleared up on the third floor.
[22:52] blackasnite: I was only teasing.
[22:52] legendof: Thank you for your assistance, Green.
[22:52] goak1991: Hey Blacky did you really used to write gym leader fanfiction
[22:52] CyrusTG: ...There was mention of the Champion. Which region do you speak of?
[22:52] girlwithgator: dont scare me like that blacky ;^;
[22:52] goak1991: Yeah no big deal
[22:53] blackasnite: On occasion.
[22:53] goak1991: It was vile though
[22:53] bestsweater: What?
[22:53] historicairshow: ... On which gym leaders?
[22:53] goak1991: Who did you write about
[22:53] blackasnite: What is that terrible font?
[22:53] historicairshow: [HE'S REALLY NOT GOING TO DROP IT...]
[22:53] girlwithgator: o thats me
[22:53] blackasnite: Blaine was quite the looker when he was younger.
[22:53] girlwithgator: johto/kanto region but i only have 1 kanto badge yet
[22:53] goak1991: Hahahah sick
[22:53] historicairshow: Oh hell, wait, Cyrus is in here?
[22:53] bestsweater: ...Uh.
[22:53] CyrusTG: Yes.
[22:53] historicairshow: ...
[22:53] historicairshow: 'Kay.
[22:53] noirnovel: Blaine has always seemed to me like a rather stylish man
[22:53] porygaze: Hello, Cyrus.
[22:53] historicairshow: [8| sob.]
[22:54] bestsweater: I like his hat.
[22:54] girlwithgator: whos blaine??
[22:54] CyrusTG: Porygon Z. Hello.
[22:54] blackasnite: It is quite the fine hat.
[22:54] noirnovel: hey say accessories make the look complete, Mr. BestSweater
[22:54] blackasnite: Brock, your father was rather handsome as well.
[22:54] m2150sbg: Blaine is the Cinnibar Island Gym Leader, Lyra.
[22:54] bestsweater: Oh, um.
[22:54] bestsweater: ...Oh.
[22:54] m2150sbg: He specializes in fire types.
[22:54] Shockrageous: Blacky: I admit I was the type to take two handsome men like that and just write a bit for fun.
[22:54] goak1991: Hahahahahahaha super sick
[22:54] girlwithgator: fire! he'll be easy
[22:55] blackasnite: Goodness, that must have been at least ten years ago.
[22:55] vinniesaur: ugh fire
[22:55] noirnovel: There are.... Kanto Gym Leaders here?
[22:55] bestsweater: I'm going to...away from keyboard? Is that what you call it?
[22:55] bestsweater: Maybe five minutes.
[22:55] goak1991: Yo
[22:56] historicairshow: Kanto gym leaders all over the place... guy.
[22:56] historicairshow: Lt. Surge's fiance at your service or somethin'.
[22:56] bendinurspoons: I believe there are only three of us in at the moment, and one is away.
[22:56] noirnovel: I didnt knew that Lt. Surge was getting married, oh joy!
[22:56] blackasnite: I believe my last one was more centred on the Elite Four.
[22:56] girlwithgator: i didnt know until tonite either!!
[22:56] historicairshow: Ain't the first time I've heard that tonight.
[22:56] noirnovel: Congratulations, madam
[22:56] CyrusTG: What is it that draws those from that region to this place? Pecular.
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[22:56] historicairshow: ...
[22:56] c4n7dr1v355: ...ahahahahaha
[22:56] historicairshow: I'm a guy.
[22:57] girlwithgator: im gonna tell pokechan maybe ppl will send presents to the gym :3
[22:57] m2150sbg: Oh, yes, I forgot that Lt. Surge was getting married. A belated congratulations!
[22:57] c4n7dr1v355: Oh, man there goes the iced tea again.
[22:57] OnettKid: Oh wow this place has a ton of people in it.
[22:57] Shockrageous: Jeff: ...
[22:57] historicairshow: H-Heh. Thanks.
[22:57] Shockrageous: Jeff: Ness???
[22:57] amperechu: Chuuu, hi!
[22:57] mariethesquirtle: Lt surge is marrying a guy?
[22:57] girlwithgator: o no did you spill your drink? :C
[22:57] amperechu: ... Ness? Chu!
[22:57] m2150sbg: Yes.
[22:57] historicairshow: Yeah, me.
[22:57] m2150sbg: Mr. Goose.
[22:57] girlwithgator: hi OnettKid!!! ^___^ /)
[22:57] OnettKid: ...Jeff! Hey!
[22:57] mariethesquirtle: ...............
[22:57] DonutBoy: DUDE HI
[22:57] OnettKid: WHAT'S UP
[22:58] vinniesaur: Congrats, whoever you are? Goose?
[22:58] DonutBoy: TERRIBLE THINGS. WHEN DID YOU GET BACK?
[22:58] girlwithgator: one time tavi spilled lemonade on my pokegear
[22:58] historicairshow: Yep, Goose.
[22:58] m2150sbg: Ness! Welcome back.
[22:58] OnettKid: oh hi everybody else
[22:58] historicairshow: And I ain't a lady.
[22:58] bestsweater: Okay, I'm back.
[22:58] OnettKid: UHHHHhhhh like yesterday
[22:58] OnettKid: ...Terrible things?
[22:58] amperechu: Hi Brock, chu!
[22:58] DonutBoy: You didn't even tell me!
[22:58] girlwithgator: it was right in the middle of an episode of waves of love
[22:58] bestsweater: Sorry I just kind of.
[22:58] bestsweater: Felt ill for a second.
[22:58] DonutBoy: Oh, people are writing stories about other people.
[22:58] amperechu: Sick? Do you need a Potion, chu?
[22:58] goak1991: Technicolor yawning?
[22:58] blackasnite: You poor thing. It must be the weather.
[22:58] bestsweater: Not quite.
[22:59] CyrusTG: Potions do not cure illness, simply regain strength.
[22:59] amperechu: I have one! It's only half-full, though... because I found it in the trash, chu.
[22:59] amperechu: Oh, okay, chu!
[22:59] OnettKid: Sorry sorry, they switched rooms up and stuff so I was trying to find the rest of my baseballs.
[22:59] CyrusTG: One would think that would be known by all.
[22:59] girlwithgator: who are you onettkid?
[22:59] girlwithgator: i'm lyra :3
[22:59] OnettKid: Oh I'm Ness, nice to meet you!
[22:59] c4n7dr1v355: Oh, hey, Ness. Welcome back.
[22:59] amperechu: I just thought they made people feel better, chu!
[22:59] girlwithgator: are you a new student??
[23:00] m2150sbg: I believe they don't have the same effect on humans, Amp.
[23:00] amperechu: ... A new person?! Chu!
[23:00] OnettKid: Hey Mr. Falcon! Thanks.
[23:00] amperechu: They don't? Then what do humans do for that?
[23:00] girlwithgator: amp dont use stuff out of the garbage 0_____0
[23:00] noirnovel: ....Lt. Surge getting married to a male? ... Well, kinda already expected that from someone who worked his entire life with the military
23:00] DonutBoy: What's wrong with using things out of the garbage?
[23:00] m2150sbg: They take their own types of medicines.
[23:00] OnettKid: Oh, uh, no I... Hey stuff from the garbage can be really useful
[23:00] amperechu: But... I've always used stuff from the garbage! ⚡
[23:00] temptedbysnake: What's that supposed to mean?
[23:00] girlwithgator: it might have trash on it or germs!!
[23:00] noirnovel: Sorry for the late response, taking notes
[23:00] vinniesaur: WHAT ARE THOSE NOTES FOR ANYWAY
[23:00] girlwithgator: if you need a potion i'll give you one k?
[23:01] historicairshow: Heeeey, not all military guys are gay, 'kay?
[23:01] c4n7dr1v355: Haha, the generalizations tonight are astounding.
[23:01] OnettKid: Sometimes you can find whole burgers in there, man.
[23:01] amperechu: Oooh, okay, chu! Thanks! ⚡
[23:01] DonutBoy: Yeah, really
[23:01] goak1991: Just some of them
[23:01] girlwithgator: you don't eat food out of the trash do you???? O_________O
[23:01] CyrusTG: Even trainers do not use potions to cure illness. To put it in simpler terms, illness is a status condition. You do not cure poison with a potion. You must consider your logic, or lack thereof, before you speak.
[23:02] OnettKid: .... Uhhh
[23:02] amperechu: I do, chu!
[23:02] noirnovel: Vincent, I could show you some if you would like to come by the library... I have been hanging there for quite a long time now
[23:02] girlwithgator: amp dont eat trash food!!
[23:02] blackasnite: You're expecting logic on the internet.
[23:02] vinniesaur: NO
[23:02] vinniesaur: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT
[23:02] thejaimonster: Gideon - Ms. Blacky... this is the internet?
[23:02] amperechu: Um... okay, Cyrus-guy, chu!
[23:02] goak1991: Vinnie would it kill you to type in lowercase letters
[23:02] blackasnite: A small part of it, at least.
[23:02] amperechu: But I like trash food! It tastes good!
[23:02] temptedbysnake: The library is supposed to be closed.
[23:02] c4n7dr1v355: Wow, what'd you think it was?
[23:02] amperechu: And it's for free! I have no money, chu...
[23:02] girlwithgator: youll get sick i bet its all moldy x___________x
[23:02] vinniesaur: piss off I type how I want
23:03] goak1991: Thank you you're the best
[23:03] CyrusTG: This is a chat room, which utilizes an internet connection. She is correct that it is part of such.
[23:03] noirnovel: Vincent, Fall for what? Nothing extravagant on a Ghost-type who has taken shelter on a closed library
[23:03] DonutBoy: Burgers don't mold easily.
23:03] OnettKid: Especially if they're wrapped up real nice.
[23:03] DonutBoy: It's like they're made out of chemicals and preservatives or something.
[23:03] girlwithgator: buns are bread the go moldy all the time
[23:03] DonutBoy: Mmmmmm
[23:03] goak1991: It's good to know you care
[23:03] amperechu: I've never eaten mold, chu!
[23:03] mariethesquirtle: why is he calling you Vincent
[23:03] noirnovel: ts part of our nature
[23:03] OnettKid: I wouldn't recommend eating mold.
[23:03] girlwithgator: are you guys srsly saying its ok to eat trash food???
[23:03] DonutBoy: Yep.
[23:03] CyrusTG: Regarding safety...pikachu as a species have hearty digestive tracts. Consider that they thrive in areas that humans have polluted and rendered.
[23:03] amperechu: Of course, chu!
[23:03] OnettKid: Hey, sometimes you don't want to pay 8 dollars for a single patty.
[23:04] girlwithgator: ewwwwwwww x______X
[23:04] DonutBoy: They lowered it to 8?
[23:04] DonutBoy: Nice.
[23:04] amperechu: Yeah, yeah! We're strong, chu!
[23:04] OnettKid: I think they were trying to have a sale.
[23:04] amperechu: Goooo Pikachu!

[23:04] OnettKid: I don't think it worked.
[23:04] DonutBoy: Oh! We had to go on these blind dates at fancy restaurants and the food was pretty cheap.
[23:04] c4n7dr1v355: I couldn't pronounce anything on the menu
[23:04] OnettKid: Oh man.
[23:04] DonutBoy: Only the price of about 2-3 burgers. It was really weird. We should go out there for ourselves later, without the date part.
[23:04] mariethesquirtle: me neither
[23:04] amperechu: I liked the snails, chu!
[23:04] DonutBoy: Hahaha same here.
[23:04] noirnovel: Pikachus are interesting creatures... I feel bad for when I used to train against them
[23:04] CyrusTG: Moreover, consider the output of waste of an average population center. People have taken to wasting more resources, and thus it is considered acceptable to turn to rubbish things for the crime of not being of favored taste.
[23:05] bestsweater: Were you guys at the French restaurant?
[23:05] CyrusTG: Disgusting.
[23:05] amperechu: They tasted funny!
[23:05] bestsweater: Because I couldn't either.
[23:05] mariethesquirtle: Yes
[23:05] girlwithgator: the blind dates were the worst!!!
[23:05] goak1991: Vinnie I'm sorry about the finger pointing earlier
[23:05] girlwithgator: i'm never going on 1 again
[23:05] CyrusTG: I concur. To be forced into that situation was deplorable.
[23:05] OnettKid: ...Oh man they probably had like. Filet mingons and stuff.
[23:05] blackasnite: Did these happen while I was gone?
[23:05] legendof: Mine was very nice, actually.
[23:05] goak1991: I'm just frustrated you know
[23:05] blackasnite: I missed so much, I see.
[23:05] c4n7dr1v355: Whatever, it was a hundred bucks.
[23:05] vinniesaur: uh-huh.
[23:05] vinniesaur: yeah right you were
[23:05] goak1991: I don't know how to express my feelings around you you know how it is
[23:05] CyrusTG: Such extravagance and waste...such money thrown away at inflated food...
[23:05] legendof: I was with...Kojiro. His name was.
[23:05] legendof: It was an enjoyable time.
[23:06] blackasnite: Green, this is why the fanfiction exists.
[23:06] blackasnite: Be careful.
[23:06] historicairshow: I'm... gonna go or somethin'.
[23:06] noirnovel: Fan...fiction?
[23:06] historicairshow: See ya.
[23:06] mariethesquirtle: you were kojiro's date?
[23:06] goak1991: How can it be fanfiction when it's
[23:06] historicairshow: [and then he runs off and pretends this NEVER HAPPENED]
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[23:06] legendof: Yes, I was.
[23:06] goak1991: so real
[23:06] legendof: He's quite the gentleman
[23:06] mariethesquirtle: yeah
[23:06] blackasnite: Oh my.
[23:06] girlwithgator: o____________o
[23:06] vinniesaur: ...uh huh.
[23:06] amperechu: I'm gonna go, too, chu! I'm hungry, so I'm gonna go to the trash again, chu!
[23:06] amperechu: Bye!
[23:06] amperechu: ⚡
[23:06] DonutBoy: Oh no don't encourage them
[23:06] noirnovel: What Fan Fiction? I am eager to read some if there is an audience ripe for a critique
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[23:06] DonutBoy: why would you even
[23:07] girlwithgator: amp dont
[23:07] girlwithgator: o
[23:07] goak1991: He's so cold

[23:07] vinniesaur: oh fuck off
[23:07] mariethesquirtle: green are you serious
[23:07] goak1991: Hahahaha
[23:07] vinniesaur: NO HE'S NOT
[23:07] vinniesaur: HE'S BEING
[23:07] vinniesaur: A DICK
[23:07] blackasnite: And here I was almost jealous.
[23:07] goak1991: Ouch my heart
[23:07] noirnovel: Vincent, I would like to have a word with you about those curses of yours
[23:07] girlwithgator: hey hes not nice but thats not nice either vinnie :C
[23:08] goak1991: Oh jealous jealous of what
[23:08] noirnovel: I dont think the younger people here would like that kind of language, or at least I assume.
[23:08] DonutBoy: I think you know.
[23:08] goak1991: How interesting
[23:08] DonutBoy: Well, it's... nothing that hasn't been on the network, unfortunately.
[23:08] vinniesaur: they're fine they'll learn it one day anyway
23:08] noirnovel: Do I need to teach you some manners?
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[23:09] girlwithgator: i said one and i got in trouble |:C
[23:09] vinniesaur: NO YOU REALLY DON'T
[23:09] CyrusTG: Language was created to be used. That said, words have meanings, and such things ought not to be taken lightly.
[23:09] NyxTheGastly: Seriously. Nothin' they ain't seen before.
[23:09] girlwithgator: hi!!
[23:09] goak1991: I never thanked you for making sure I got to my room safe after Oktoberfest, by the way

[23:09] blackasnite: I was teasing, Lyra.
[23:09] girlwithgator: its hard to tell on the internet
[23:09] blackasnite: Ah, it was no trouble at all. Although I may have been too drunk to remember if you did anyway.
[23:09] thejaimonster: Gideon - Agree´d, Mr. Cyrus... But at a certain age we shouldnt taint with younger innocence
[23:09] girlwithgator: o___o
[23:10] CyrusTG: Innocence...how does the world define that? Commonly it is an excuse for ignorance.
[23:10] noirnovel: and Nyx, a Pleasure to finally speak with you after all that Millimilli has said about you
[23:10] goak1991: Yeah true there was a lot that i forgot
[23:10] girlwithgator: i'm no ignorant!! :C
[23:10] girlwithgator: *not
[23:10] NyxTheGastly: Mili talks about me? the fuck are you, anyways?
[23:11] CyrusTG: I asked how it is defined and you leap to the offensive.
[23:11] noirnovel: Talk to me about your younger days when you where a kid... we all where ignorant and innocent.