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pew_pew_pew If I were...
If I were a month, I’d be April
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an otter.
If I were a direction, I’d be southeast.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a rocking chair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Mountain Dew.
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